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    • "how the fuck you"accidentally" use force lightning well enough to take down a whole ship but Luke had trouble lifting his xwing out of a swamp with training from master Yoda?" Fuck these movies
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    • The inherent problem with Rey is that she is an unrelatable character. She is not dynamic; she changes very little and seems to be unreasonably overpowered.
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    • These new star wars movies have no rewatch ability for me. Anyone else feel the same way?
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    • That this bitch was able to do things that the most powerful Sith and jedi took years of training to do, and she did it with almost zero training. There is no bigger Ma-Rey sue
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    • Disney trilogy isn't canon change my mind
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    • It was cool until they tried convincing us that force lightning is only special to Palpatines bloodline
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    • Um I always though force lightning was a Sith ability, not Jedi
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    • that's not how the force works
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    • I shouted FORCE LIGHTNING ISNT GENETIC
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    • "So they're just giving a "Jedi" Sith powers now"
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    • Even Anakin (who was created by the force) didn’t have Rey’s abilities. He had sharp instincts as a kid but it took years and years of Jedi training for him to hone his abilities. They just straight up gave Rey god tier abilities. It’s lazy and ridiculous, might as well have made her fly as well.
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    • As soon as I saw it I knew she was related to Palpatine, and instantly stopped caring about the movie
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    • When that happens I said “oh no! My actions have consequences finally” then “ never mind”
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    • It’s such crappy writing to say sike Chewbacca wasn’t in that ship he was over here the whole time ahahaha
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    • I saw the movie late and jokingly asked who's reys parents were to a bunch of friends who had already seen it and so they all started throwing out joke's and I threw out some too including "grandpappy palpatine" and when they all stared at me and stopped laughing I was like "oh fuck me"
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    • Ok so my problem with this is that they give her lightning and say palpatines her grandpa, even tho force abilities arent an inherented trait? Like yeah your force senitive if your parent was but lightning is something you have to learn through studying dark side stuff, thats like saying if i (1/2)
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    • “The plot armor is strong with this one”
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    • I mean ngl I thought it was cool to see force powers bleed together regardless of side, but also still fuck ray
      Kaldonis 7 jul
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    • Literal ass juice
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    • That rey is a forced aspect brought on by SJWs that single handily destroyed all of star wars’ history and what made it special
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    • You can't accidentally use force lightning. It's a very deliberate expression of your hatred and desire to cause suffering/death to the target. That's why Jedi forbid the use of it, you can't do it without some serious dark side commitment.
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    • I love how Disney keeps trying to tout MaRey Sue as a Jedi, despite the fact the every time she’s been in a fight she has been extremely angry, making her an awful Jedi
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    • [1] It's the moment I stopped watching the movie. The absolute travesty of trying to convince me that Rey was a super powerful Jedi, but couldn't control herself in so much ahe almost blew up Chewie. She may have been strong in the Force but she had no control whatsoever, you could see it in any
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    • I thought “did you seriously just kiII Chewbacca offscreen?” But not half a minute later it’s revealed that he was on a different “exact” ship for some goddamn reason, and I realized that the scene was only there for a shitty plot twist that’s repeated throughout the movie
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    • I dont care who you're related to in Star Wars you gotta learn to become a better jedi/sith. Luke was the son of the chosen one and still wasnt a good jedi until he got training. Anakin was literally created by the force and still had to train to become a better jedi
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    • I used to watch the movies every year because the prequels lead to the og’s and we had fantastic closure. Now I feel like I’m forced to add the new movies so I rather just not watch them at all
      Eleon_31 7 jul
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    • I just let out an audible “Okay” and wished for death
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    • I thought, “damn... just when this couldn’t make any less sense, it did.”
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    • When I first saw this in theaters I whispered "Do it" perfect in the voice and the guy next to me said and I swear to God word for word he said "If your right I'm going to suck your cock." Later on he said holy shit and I started to run after the movie
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    • I want to know how the hell she held back that whole ship whilst it was flying away, no force user has ever had even a fraction of that kind of power. What makes her so special
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    • Mary Sue
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    • Rey is too overpowered and it's not rightfully explained it's like she's just strong bc she's a female but like Ashoka had to go thru the roughest moments to become as strong as she is
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    • Ok so this is bullshit because you have to be insanely pissed off to use force lightning not to mention there’s no recoil to it and only a Sith Lord would even know how to harness their anger that way
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    • Fuck rey all my homies hate rey
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    • First Reaction: ligma
      Tabby345 7 jul
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    • This movie was so stupid. It ruined the entire premise of being a jedi. Hell, vader was one of the most powerful sith there ever was and he couldnt use force lightning, but since rey has a vagina, she learns everything instantly cause shes a "sTrOnG iNdEpEnDaNt wOmAn"
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    • They wanted to have a “powerful female role model” and it fucked up the entire series
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    • I turned to my friend and was like “bruh I wanna walk out.” Then when you see chewie again I turned back to him and was like “bruh. I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.”
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    • “Yep it’s gonna suck”
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    • I swear to god if the fucking kiilled chewy there will be hell to pay. That’s what I thought
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    • Me and my friend busted out laughing
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    • So glad I never watched that shit
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    • I didn’t have a reaction; I try to keep calm and quiet in the theater.
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    • I was honestly super impressed. I was amazed that they would off chewie like that. I was so very ready to see Rey spiral to the dark side because of it. But then less than two minutes later they show he is alive.
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    • My dad and I were like oh shit she k. I. L. L. E. D chewie
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    • Guys, we're one movie away from rey getting a handshake from obama
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    • I was more upset that they tried to change how the force worked, saying that only the Palpatine line could use electricity. Even though multiple non Palpatine siths used electricity.
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    • Troll 2 was easier to watch than the sequel trilogy. I'd rather watch troll 2 for a month straight in a prison cell with my eyes pryed open by a clockwork Orange style shock therapy machine. I'd rather have Bruce Jenner sit on my face after an endurance sprint than watch these.
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    • My reaction was a verbal “Why?”
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    • i had been watching and thinking like “she’s acting more like a sith than a jedi” then when she did that i was like, i fucking knew it
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    • Would have been cool if I didn’t know how Force lighting actually worked.
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    • “My reaction was how the fuck are you using advanced force powers”, then I looked over at my sister and we just both rolled our eyes. Remember when yoda said to dooku, “powerful in the force you’ve become” right after dooku showed off how he can use force lightning now, I guess that meant nothing.
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    • I was like Oh Fuck she’s a palpatine. Wait palpatine got it on with a girl. Hell yea, wait not he’ll yea. And then I realized chewy died and 5 seconds later he came back
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    • I was thinking “oh so we force unleashed now?”
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    • aight i’ll admit this scene and this scene alone was cool but everything else was garbage. it’s like the light speed crash of this one. not as good but it was the token cool scene of its movie
      ElKadino 7 jul
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    • Mickey Mouse watching lucasfilm make an ass out of themselves for another 3 movies: pathetic...
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    • This movie had Palps return with no real explanation, lightspeed skipping which should be impossible, atrocious character development bar Kylo I guess, multiple fake out deaths to get a cheap reaction with no consequences, and an unholy amount of plot convenient luck that forced the movie forward.
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    • No one cares nor do I want them to but it’s my 100th day here
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    • I was like “Those BITCHES!!! First Han, now fucking Chewie!?!?!?!”
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    • fuck rey but daisy ridley is hot
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    • I remember feeling so shocked on how bad that was. Like who the fuck “accidentally” using fucking lightning.
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    • Tf is up with not being able to swipe up to get to comments anymore that shit is so hard I have to just click on the comment button now
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    • I actually kinda liked that scene..
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    • That was the high point in the movie for me. It looked like they were finally going to develop Rays character and her battle with the dark side, instead of the “u join me” “no, u join me” “no u join me” shit show that led up to it. Of course, I was wrong
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    • Her doing force lightning is extremely stupid and doesnt go by any lore(new or old). Force lightning has to be done deliberately with intent. It takes a part of your own energy with the force to use it. No force power is genetic. Even using it for a few seconds fatigues the user considerably.
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    • You need two hands to use force lighting, (Why Vader never mastered it) and it’s primarily a dark side of the force power. Only one Jedi has ever used it
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    • Fuck Disney
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    • I was like “she used anger, her fault she done goofed”
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    • "Good thing the good guys were on the BACKUP ship!"
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    • I thought how it was cool that she was a nobody
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    • "Are u fucking me?"
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    • Disney doesn’t understand that force powers don’t come from bloodline yes midichlorians come from bloodline. Like if your father is Anakin Skywalker you will have atleast more than half of his amount of midichlorians. Rey should have around the same amount of Obi-Wan actually.
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    • Wait when did this happen
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    • I just started getting into the Star Wars EU and I’m pretty sure Darth Bane would slaughter Rey
      CRS6132 7 jul
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    • And this is how you ruin a franchise.
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    • It's bullshit is what is. Theres a novel the darth plagueis novel that explicitly details how and why sith are the only ones who can conjur and use true force lightning. The jedi have a facsimile true sith lightning requires a corruption of the midichlorians themselves breaking them to your will
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    • I like how Kylo and Rey sort of swapped sides during the last movie and had moments working together. Would have been really cool if they did more with that - like if it happened earlier, and Rey started getting training from Palps while Kylo became a rebel or something :0 but idk I’m not a writer
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    • Never even saw the movie, now I won't even give it a chance.
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    • I could watch return of the Jedi 100 times and feel like I didn’t waste my time but if I watch half of this movie I feel like I wasted an entire generation of my time
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    • Wait. What the fuck?
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    • It was shit and the most contrived shit ive seen since The Room
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    • I've only seen the last Jedi so I really don't know what's happen in the new movies and I'm ok with that
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    • The Star Wars community is so toxic. The franchise hasn’t released a single movie the community has approved of since Return of the Jedi and yet they’re still making oodles of money so clearly they’re doing something right
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    • Haha ship go boom
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    • I watched the force awakens, thought it sucked when the ending was just the same as episodes 5/6. Haven’t watched a Disney Star Wars since, am I missing out
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    • You can’t accidentally use force lightning. You can only purposefully use it with great concentration after you’ve had extensive training with using it AND you have to have been hit with it before. My reaction was, “Bullshit.”
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    • someone in the crowed yelled “bullshit”
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    • Y’all need to stfu the sequels are good and y’all are just salty you didn’t get what YOU wanted
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    • All these nerds in the comments ha
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    • That force lightning is learned, not inherited. I like the sequels as their own thing, but they really just said fuck the continuity, fuck everything they've built through the years to explain the science behind the star wars universe, then these guys got a hold of it and said the force is magic.
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    • Lightning isnt genetic it's actually an entirely dark move
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