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    • We are born younger then other animals because our heads are too big, if we were born later we wouldn’t fit through the pelvic girdle
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    • Hmmm its like we are mammals or something
      skyeshane 20 jul
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    • That’s cause babies aren’t fully developed. If they were fully developed the heads would be too big to fit. That’s why other animals can walk within a few minutes of being born.
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    • Then we arent mobile for another 2 years. Our intelligence stopped our physical evolution.
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    • I believe bull sharks give live birth. The strongest and oldest baby in the stomach will "swim" around hunting its brother and sisters until it's big enough to give birth too. Coming out a skiled hunter.
      Batpig87 20 jul
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    • What? Human babies are brought by storks.
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    • I thought sharks were born in cases
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    • Sharks gotta make it out of the gulag in order to be born
      Fwund 21 jul
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    • I wonder how many people commenting "its bc were born prematurely..." learned this bc of a previous feature. Because when posts like this popped up prior, all the comments were... let's just say not like these
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    • noon 20 jul
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    • PixieBob 20 jul
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    • Babies are useless, I wanna punt one
      Emotion 20 jul
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    • Human babies start out so useless compared to many others.
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    • Sand tiger sharks are born in one of the worst, most horrible ways. The baby sharks are born inside of the mother and then proceed to fight one another to the death in order to eat each other for nutrients. Those that remain after the bloodbath settles are the ones born into the world.
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    • I ate my twin in utero
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    • That’s on all mammals actually
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    • Shark utero is just the gulag
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    • All human babies are born premature because if we were born at the end of our development stage then we wouldn’t be able to be pushed out of our mother’s wombs because our skulls wouldn’t be able to deform to the hole
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    • Sharks aren’t mammals correct?
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    • cant birds die if they cant peck their way out :(
      Nairon 22 jul
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    • Only one of these animals are at the top of the food chain
      fhatnuts 21 jul
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    • Did you know that during a C-section, doctors don’t just cut and pull the baby out? They push down on the uterus to get the baby to come out through the incision. That’s why you’ll feel a lot of pressure.
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    • Only humans have sexism
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    • We have big heads and terrible birthing because of our upright posture.
      lwpack 21 jul
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    • Women will blame anything other than themselves confirmed
      epic_wind 20 jul
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    • Fun fact: babies work hard during childbirth too. In a normal birth, they push themselves out with their legs.
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    • cena 21 jul
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    • Nah dog it's nice and warm there. That's why we usually scream.
      Relly237 20 jul
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    • 2 are born in eggs while 1 is a mammal birth.
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    • It's crazy, no? Our young are the most helpless beings on the planet, but grow into the most powerful
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    • push mother
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    • Imagine just clawing your way out. Lol. Just fucking everything up on the way out. Lmao.
      DN13 21 jul
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    • Its cause we humans have some big ass heads
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    • So the water breaks all on it’s own not when the child wants out
      BeholdLeo 21 jul
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    • Our brains and skulls are very large in comparison of the female pelvic brim. The skull is not formed before birth and is developed after birth. Also, babies move quite a bit during the delivery.
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    • Humans are very weak
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    • I will RIP my way out!!!!
      goulified 22 jul
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    • Refeature, after like a fuck ton of time lol
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    • Fun fact: childbirth is just as traumatic for the baby as it is for the mom. We just can't remember it because of infantile amnesia
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    • Imagine a baby fighting its way out of its mother.
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    • go watch how sharks eat each other
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    • Human baby are bitches! Deers popping out then running a 43.00 40
      itsvictor 21 jul
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    • MlNUS 20 jul
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    • I was even lazy while I still in the womb.
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    • Sub for shonen anime fights :D
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    • Do sharks fight pre birth?
      Mappy264 22 jul
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    • Don’t have a child if you’re gonna do nothing but complain and use the fact you have birth to them against them
      Dnag1268 20 jul
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    • It’s literally one of 2 jobs a woman has to do, why shouldn’t we expect that of them?
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    • Toxic Masculinity
      nw0rd 24 jul
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    • You'll love this
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    • We at the top of the food chain tho
      Ahptitude 23 jul
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    • Yet we dominate. All other species at our wim
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    • Human babies come into the world when a mommy and daddy love eachother very mu-
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    • Hahaha human lazy haha
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    • Shouldn't have ate that apple, stupid bitch
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    • Well human babies are birthed underdeveloped
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    • ...
      tbdl_guy 23 jul
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    • Should not have eaten that apple
      _Pengui_ 23 jul
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    • I can’t stop laughing
      Kyle5299 23 jul
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    • The reason babies are so stupid is because they are born before the head gets too big for the pelvic girdle
      __Mute__ 23 jul
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    • Ok boomer, go be a Reptile and be part of the ruling class of lizard people then if you like eggs so much
      RawesomeM 23 jul
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    • There's nothing better than being a pure gay dude. My mom had a c-section because she threw her back out due to me being fat ass fuck and heavy in her belly. Ain't touched a vagina then, ain't touchin one now.
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    • What a retard, the baby still swims out
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    • That.. that’s not how baby sharks work...I don’t think
      BioSci 23 jul
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    • Someone get this man some push!
      Joshkashi 23 jul
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    • All these anti-human bigoted posts.
      Jeremu 23 jul
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    • Human babies have to be there most pathetic babies out there
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    • Probably be a lot scarier if a baby had to fight it’s way out of its mother
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    • We have it easy
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    • Inaccurate.
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    • Not my proudest fap
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    • So sharks always have one baby at a time?
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    • Human babies are born without being fully developed because if they were they wouldn't be able to come out of the woman.
      HoboJob 22 jul
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    • I like the arms behind its back
      Emmy1531 22 jul
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    • Well we wouldn’t have mothers if we fought our way out. But we would probably be a stronger race
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    • Damn all y’all talking mad shit about human babies like you weren’t one of them smh
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    • Aren’t all mammals like this?
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    • I cum in a glass and put in microwave for 6m to make a baby
      xAzooz 22 jul
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    • I came out sideways and tore my mom open from vag to asshole
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    • I want to punt small children
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    • Liggy505 22 jul
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    • That’s funny because I Clawwed my way out
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    • How do shark births work?
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    • And they are in eggs
      Roy206 22 jul
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    • More like what that sucking noise
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    • My little sister flipped the wrong way 4 times while the doctors where trying desperately to get her the right position, doctor said shed be a handful, shes 9 now and yeah.
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    • Umm. Most mammals do that.
      beaudoin 21 jul
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    • “You wanted me so work for it.”
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    • I mean we do have fucknormous heads
      i_am_me2 21 jul
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    • Baby sharks eat each other. One survives and is born.
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    • That explains why humans are such lazy pussies
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    • The difference is that those animals wanted to be born
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    • Sharks are infact not mammals and lay spiral eggs
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    • Birds are the broa
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    • Ironic considering liberal women would rather abort their babies
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