I Where was this last night?!
I At my sister's:)
Cute
I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there?
I Cousin Swol?
I Guy in red has huge pipes
...thats My mum...
MaCass MaCass
24 sep 2020
I Where was this last night?! I At my sister's:) Cute I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there? I Cousin Swol? I Guy in red has huge pipes ...thats My mum...
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot"
The food:
MrRogersOFFICIAL MrRogersOFFICIAL
5 mar
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
Pickieg vf Do uf Do
Be Ficking up Cats Cats
Amusing_Comics Amusing_Comics
27 sep 2020
Pickieg vf Do uf Do Be Ficking up Cats Cats
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check
up one me: cut toxic people out
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check up one me: cut toxic people out
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.