I was walking past a farm and a sign
said 'Duck, eggs:
I thought: "That's an unnecessary
comma and then it hit me."
southernredhead southernredhead
5 apr 2020
I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs: I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma and then it hit me."
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
Kittens Kittens
29 sep 2020
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her
She's mine!.
Hpru01 Hpru01
26 apr
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her She's mine!.
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
len to the audience
Ellen to the people backstage
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
22 sep 2020
len to the audience Ellen to the people backstage
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
captainfiz0373 captainfiz0373
23 sep 2020
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
Do I have your attention now?
SS
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
14 apr
Do I have your attention now? SS
hen she's your girl VS when y'all
break up
SS
lightnt14 lightnt14
11 feb
hen she's your girl VS when y'all break up SS
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
xcaboose116x xcaboose116x
11 may
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
morning
@smeretivert
The skull of Mary Magdalene in St
Maxi min Basilica in France
This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
LuckyLook LuckyLook
5 mar
morning @smeretivert The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maxi min Basilica in France This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
Words can't describe how ugly you are @
Words can't describe how beautiful you are
Aww thx
Le, RUC
But S Can
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Words can't describe how ugly you are @ Words can't describe how beautiful you are Aww thx Le, RUC But S Can