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    • Cleric: (already has the wine out)
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    • I run a group at my college, and during the current campaign, two sessions in everyone rolled for dick size. The rangers companion (a rat) rolled highest. Idk how I can dm for them from here on out knowing a rat has a bigger dick than a dragonborn
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    • jon_doe 25 mar
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    • Ravioli, ravioli, don't lewd the dragon loli?
      Erm2001 25 mar
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    • Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the dragon loli
      IVexI 25 mar
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    • I play dnd with my friends and occasionally one of us says something like “there are invisible spiders” and we all laugh and then our DM rolls. We all stop and watch as he puts his head in his hands and laughs with disappointment. That’s how we know we get to fight invisible spiders
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    • Creepy old bard of questionable ethics cracks knuckles
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    • Priest: *gets increasingly more excited*
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    • KayosMomo 26 mar
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    • Yesturday I encountered a massively overlevel ancient dragon and I rolled a Nat 20 to befriend it. The dragon now carrys me on its head and fights for me. Its name is "little chicken"
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    • “Were it not for the laws of this land, I would have smashed.”
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    • Barbarian: for once in your life, DON'T SMASH!
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    • I got pregnant in my campaign.. I was hoping my DM would just forget... guess which dwarf is going to have her dragon born friend punch her in the stomach.
      GanjaLexi 25 mar
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    • Donkey: *nervous sweating*
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    • If she’s older than my family line, then cumming inside of her is fine.
      bynch 25 mar
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    • D&D talk for "don't lewd the loli"
      Litheness 25 mar
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    • LordHex 25 mar
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    • I once had a bard in my party try to fuck a wyvernling and the dm pointed out. “It’s a 12 year old dragon” he persists and the the paladin threatens to call the dragon police. Which was a thing. And we did.
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    • Me, a bard: "alright, I shall befriend!" *planning to watch it grow until time for smash*
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    • Our fighter/sorcerer slapped an erinyes' ass with mage hand to seduce her and actually succeeded. Now she mentally sends him sexual innuendos.
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    • We once went up a dragons ass with the help of a grease spell and then our magical steal with a burrow ability dug a tunnel through the dragon to its heart where our necromancer took a bite out of its still beating heart
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    • Lasrig 25 mar
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    • Stattik 26 mar
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    • D&D is like Demons Souls. Its just a bunch of rolling.
      Leghar 25 mar
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    • Sorcerer: *sad*
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    • In midevil times, there was no concept of age restrictions for marriage it was just morally wrong
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    • I hate when people constantly try to seduce and shit it's like let's fucking fight or something.
      ReTeX 25 mar
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    • Its over 18 bruh
      GunShot 25 mar
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    • I tried fucking a Halfling Thief as a Minotaur Barbarian with 20 strength. I ended up cleaving the bitch in two.
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    • dungeons and dragons seems like the type of game that is more fun to joke around in and troll a little bit than to take fully seriously
      HalfHick 25 mar
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    • "I roll to fuck the dragon!" GM: You can't be seri- "I roll a NAT20!"GM: ... You fuck the dragon.
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    • Priest/Cleric: *heavy breathing
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    • DM: "There's a dragon" Me: "I wanna fight it" DM: "You're level 1" Me: "THIS IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE"
      Darrastan 25 mar
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    • >rolling to determine the age of a dragon. That’s a dangerous thing to do, considering a dragons age directly correlates with its power, which, depending on the nature of the encounter, can make a world changing difference
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    • I'm going to DM my first game in two days I'm so excited
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    • That's when they're the horniest
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    • Ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli
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    • Is it just the bard stereotype to seduce everything? My parties bard did
      Dovahnime 25 mar
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    • I really wanna play D&D but idk anyone who plays or how to play
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    • We had a character who was like 5 but she kept seducing everyone and everyone was just like oh fuck hana don't seduce the bartender
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    • Bard: you dont say...
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    • It's over 18.
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    • Seriously dude, where could i whole-fucking heartedly play a game of D&D online?!
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    • Wait so is killing it better?
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    • DND STORY: my party were sent to a cave to find some magic crystals when we came across this giant half human half spider person. I (a halfling rouge/engineer) used my grappling hooks to grapple myself close enough to its head so it voupd hear me. I succeded a history check and learned that
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    • Bro dnd is some nerd shit idgaf
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    • Once in a campaign my whole party tried and succeeded in seducing and fucking a butler
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    • Am I the only one who doesn’t understand any of the dungeons and dragons references
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    • When I was new to dnd i would just look threw the book of monsters and point to random shit and say we should fight that. Long story short the dm actually had us fight the beholder when we where like level 3s and 4s I killed it because I took a follower like they did in the tvshow
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    • Yes
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    • jman01111 25 mar
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    • Someone would probably try to seduce anyway
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    • DND has been featured with higher frequency. I enjoy this.
      Tankhardt 25 mar
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    • Every time I read "I was rolling..." my brain goes straight to Molly smh
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    • Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the Dragon Loli
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    • Kanna Kamui hentai be like that
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    • Pretty sure a hundred years is old enough
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    • Kactus 26 mar
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    • Friendly reminder since season 2 of miss kobayashis dragon maid is coming up, dont lewd the loli dragon. She may be a few hundred years old but shes still a child
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    • There was a campaign that I played as a dragonborn barbarian where I killed a beholder with a door I had ripped off the hinges.
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    • Well there goes the plan
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    • If there’s grass on the field play ball
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    • In my recent session of dnd, my bard fucked a ghost so good she moved on.
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    • Bride it with cookies to join your quest
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    • Ok, so, here's where I reveal my true nerd colors. Technically speaking, a dragon in d&d that is a few hundred years old would be classified as an Adult dragon, at least in 5e. I don't know about other editions
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    • Are saying don't seduce the dragon loli?
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    • My buddy tried seducing a hobgoblin recently to save himself... *marvin gaye plays in background* did not go as planned...
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    • I set up a rp/ with dice and we got to a room with a centurian and my party decided to try and seduce it and they kept rolling low numbers anyways I had just got them to agree to leave and one party member is like I'm going to let my charus try rolled a nat 20 sigh...
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    • ____Jake_ 25 mar
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    • Roll to adopt
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    • My friend has maxxed out charisma so whenever he gets a chance he shouts "roll for seduction" and I think that's pretty good
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    • D&D is about the gayest game ever
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    • I was DMing one time and my players were surrounded by like 15 soldiers. So my bard did the only reasonable thing which was to cast Mass Suggestion and get them to have an orgy, which I subsequently allowed as they ran away from a gay orgy
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    • Nerds
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    • Roll for Pedophilia check
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    • How the fuck does D&D work
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    • Donkey: sheathes dick
      FuckMe 25 mar
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    • This really makes me wanna learn and play
      Tamale_31 25 mar
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    • LOL d&d said something weird haha
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    • With every boss now I dumbass proof it after learning from my first campaign. Where they fought God’s based on the sevens deadly sins. They befriended 3 of them.
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    • Lewd the dragon loli
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    • That’s my job
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    • Damn it, I wanted to use this, but the bard ruined it.
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    • Aka the barbarian was gonna do it before it knew the age.
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    • Cosby slowing putting roofies away: ZIP ZOP DOO DOP DAMN
      MrFisters 25 mar
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    • Still over 18 though
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