• I was playing uno with my
family and I had this
whole plan to destroy my
husband, but then he
reversed the rotation and
I had to use my cards on
my 4yo. She cried. I'm
sorry baby.
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    • Sending the toddler to the shadow realm? Sounds like a date to me
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    • No mercy
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    • The husband is the master
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    • Gotta learn young
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    • Teach them young.
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    • They need to know young
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    • NO MERCY
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    • Better than letting them win all the time and then she gets into the real world and needs fucking safe spaces at every corner
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    • Slekt0r 7 jul
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    • Baby needs to learn how the world works
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    • Teach ‘em young. Life aint all rainbows and roses
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    • I always loved stockpiling a giant hand of cards, then when someone Uno'd I'd use the Swap Hands card on them.
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    • They knew what they signed up for, it’s eat or be eaten
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    • 4YOs don’t know how to play uno
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    • My bfs snap score keeps going up like over a thousand a week and he won’t tell me who I talk to what should I do
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    • "Day 823: Still haven't destroyed my husband. Neighbors cat possibly on to me"
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    • Teach them while they're young
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    • Hate kids that cry if they're not the one winning.
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    • No one is given mercy in uno. You learn the hard way
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    • Kids have to learn
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    • This is an actual problem, been there many times. Poor kid.
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    • For the lil one
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    • Ok but what kind of 4yr old can play uno??? Im sorry but when I was 4 I was eating chicken nuggets and watching Dora-
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    • The strongest choices requires the strongest will
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    • Same thing happens when playing Uno Flip with my wife and 6yo. Feel bad when he gets stuck with a huge draw, but he's learning not to cry about it. He knows winning isn't handed to him. He's a pretty good sport about it. My mother in-law is the worst sore ass loser, though..
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    • Plan?
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    • Ok
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    • I'm sure you didn't destroy her anymore than your uncle did to you
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    • meager internal
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    • And then she apologized to her 4yo on Twitter. Nice
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    • Fair is fair
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    • wait, if she was waiting to destroy her husband, he had to be on one of her sides. The 4 year old would also have to be on her side. Let’s say the husband was on her right, and the 4 year old was on her left. When the husband used his reverse card, 2 things would be true. 1) The wife has already 1/2
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    • This is so fucking cute
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    • I'm sorry little one
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    • and this gets featured. what the fuuuuck
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    • If she cries then stomp her head in
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    • People who cry over a card game are pussies
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    • Saying sorry to a 4yr old on social media, like she going to read that shit.
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    • Perfect mother, destroy your husband and care for your precious baby. I am a man why did I write that like that
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    • So I was playing a ten player game of Uno once. We had to use two decks. We used the stacking rule, and some poor bastard got +20’d
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    • It's 2020. That's how it rolls this year.
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    • This is how the world works. Train them while they're young.
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    • That's her fault for playing a game for adults
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    • tunnel vision deads
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    • I’ve had 3 draw 4 as my last cards
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    • Bruh, not only did he negate her attack on himself, he essentially made a new permanent ally out of his kid from forcing a brutal attack via the wife. That child will not forget such betrayal. Absolute massive dick energy.
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    • "Fuck them kids" - A. Skywalker.
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    • Shit roles down hill. Gotta learn that life aint fare. I have an 8 year running bet with my daughter that when she beats me in a foot race, i give her 100$, she's now 16 and getting closer but i aint giving in
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    • Uno does not know mercy strike her down.
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    • When i was a kid playing Uno or any card game I would say, "I just drew this, so don't have a cow."
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    • No retreat, no surrender
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    • Teach them no mercy
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    • That's your fault for forgetting what cards are in the deck.
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    • Kids gotta learn the world isn't for just them
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    • You could have just kept drawing cards to get crap
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    • Whenever I play online uno, I keep drawing and drawing until I have all the number cards and force everyone to use only the action cards so the game never ends.
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    • I’ve never played uno
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    • They need to know life isn't always fair. Sometimes your friends make you draw TWENTY FUCKING CARDS AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE DIRT TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY LIKE THE FUCKING WHORES THEY TRULY ARE!!!
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    • That is the way of Uno
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    • Mfw I’ll never have a wife that will try to destroy me in uno
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    • You get what you fuking deserve...
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    • Lol
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    • She wanted that kid to suffer, she could’ve waited for another reverse. Subconsciously she was tired of her kid’s shit
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    • Mothers always trying to see the dad in pain but they end up hurting the kids
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    • Baby needs to learn that people don’t LET you win
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    • If you used a plus 4 that means she’s 8 now
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    • So your plan was to do a plus 4
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    • You didn’t have to, you choose to
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    • Milf mom I can tell 😂
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    • The good part is that he learned something new
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    • No mercy little bitch
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    • I will do what I must
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    • Such is war.
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    • Your 4yo shouldnt play then. Not trying to be that person but its true
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    • Show no mercy.
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    • I’m gonna be that dad that never lets my kids win. Because when they’re like 16-17 and they finally actually beat me they’ll never forget. Doesn’t matter what it is, whatever it is they choose. Kids take forever to learn lol
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    • My momma would hit me with everything and team up with my sister and brother it sucks being the oldest
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    • I have never played Uno, and now I’m afraid to ask how to play
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    • Never be sorry for complete destruction
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