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    • Run on sentences be like
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    • Then you devour them all along with the crumbs
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    • Imagine a giant ass God hand from a giant sitting what feels like miles away approaches you and drops this giant chunk of amazing ness to feed your city
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    • Nah you just made his whole life... all 48 hours of it
      1ucifer 5 apr
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    • Could have just killed the other 4 and let him be happy he's still alive
      1321 6 apr
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    • Whenever I found a bug in my old dorm room, I used to put it in a jar and get it high as fuck. Then I’d release it outside and watch it stumble around.
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    • You saved his life considering worker ants that don’t come back with food get killed and eaten. Dk if it’s true, I did hear it, no reliable source that I have so sorry if what I heard is false but thought I’d comment it.
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    • Imagine just being laid off you're now broke af and as you're on your way to your parents house to ask if you can stay with them for a few weeks a giant fucking hand just drops a million dollars right next to you.
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    • Is it just me or did anyone else flame ant piles with lighter fluid and burnt the survivors with magnifying glass
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    • There were ants at my work one summer coming through a wall where I was stationed. Every day I would give them one whole dorito and it would take them an entire day to get it out crumb by crumb. I was their provider, their employer, their god, their everything. I miss them so much I hope they're ok.
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    • Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants
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    • One time i killed an ant and his buddy took his corpse home, idk what for but i felt bad afterwards
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    • Imagine being an ant and being handed a cookie from a god
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    • What if that ant was loser reincarnated? And that crumb was his rise to power
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    • Did I mention i was high? Look guys I’m high. Please think I’m cool
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    • shoulda gave that lil nigga an edible crumb he would’ve been the coolest ant in the colony, mating with the queen for the rest of his life
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    • evanv123 6 apr
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    • Stoners love telling people that they get high
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    • Fun fact: For the majority of ant species, all ants in a colony are female, aside from the few males specifically born to breed.
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    • Should have gave him a bit of charred nug get the whole colony high as fuck
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    • In the words of magneto in x 2, "you are a good among insects, don't let anyone tell you different"
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    • Do you want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants.
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    • I think you were high
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    • Do you want ants because that's how you get ants
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    • There were six “and”s in that monster of a sentence
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    • Ants don’t do that, they usually inspect it and let the others know what the fuck they found and than they all get what they can
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    • The leader ant was probably like ‘where did you get this’ and when he couldn’t answer they beat him to death
      Tan_15 5 apr
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    • Ant was like:
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    • EmoNeo 5 apr
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    • Did I mention I was high guys
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    • Then the whole ant hill clapped
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    • I’d put a lil bit of a weed nug by it and watch where they take it. I wanna see some stoned ants
      Maloo 10 apr
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    • Now snort them. You must appease Ozzy
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    • I used to drop bits of food next to a little ant hill every day after school in my backyard and after a month the entire area was covered in little ant hills and I felt like a god creating civilization
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    • HE GAVE THE ANT PART OF AN EDIBLE COOKIE! HELL YA HE MADE THAT ANTS DAY.
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    • I had sex with an ant tuesday
      cockdick 7 apr
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    • Ants and other insects do not have a nervous system therefore lack a Penial gland to feel complex emotions
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    • Bad idea that tells the others there food there and about a thousand more show up there later and will try to get in the house as it is right there
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    • Ants who don't bring food back are killed. U saved his life
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    • Then you pulled out a straw. And snorted a perfectly straight line of ants
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    • "I fancy a bump..."
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    • You saved his ass from the beating of the queen ant
      Alkenite 5 apr
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    • I cant breath please but commas and periods son
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    • Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants
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    • These ants are females. "Scoffs in feminist
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    • "he" is actually a she.
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    • Stoners telling any story be like I WaS oUtSiDe GeTtInG hIgH
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    • This post explains exactly why there's a chance aliens might just help us as opposed to squishing us
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    • He and the rest of the anthill thanks you! 😊
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    • Damn right you did, the rest of the colonies day too
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    • today there was a bug on my pants and i was gently trying to make it fly off but it wanted to stay so i just flicked it with the force equivalent to being hit by a train
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    • That little ant is going to live another week at most then perish like all the other workers only to be replaced by a new one
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    • Ants have no emotions
      Disabled 6 apr
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    • Wholesome.
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    • This is wholesome ant content
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    • Weed, making the world a better place one ant at a time.
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    • You gave that ant Diabeetus
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    • My adhd ass didn’t know that was a run on sentence I though it was fine 😂
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    • No animals were harmed during the making of this meme...
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    • You give an ant a cookie...
      HowRdo 6 apr
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    • Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
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    • I normally resorted to gasoline and fire
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    • Just step on the other four, then the one'll be happy to be alive
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    • You didn't. Ants don't have conscious thought
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    • Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants.
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    • Proceeds to kill it
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    • I'm glad an Ant is having a good day.
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    • eat all the ants. One by one I reach into the ant pile as deep as my hands could go. The thousands of bites were not match for my grasp as I ate every last one of my arm feeling them crunch and smoosh in my teeth. I begin to eat the anthill dirt and all, these ants are puny, & weak. I am God. 🐜
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    • Insects can be an infestation at times and that why my school was partially closed
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    • I remember seeing this many times without “I was outside getting high”
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    • Bruh, weed bro. Bro- weed....
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    • THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE HURRAH
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    • Mf I know you stole this story from a 10 year old Facebook post
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    • Gave the lil man an edible 😂😂
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    • If you read memes like this in a normal voice and attempt to follow proper grammar and punctuation where it should be it just sounds like a 2 year old wrote it. Likely just a computer tho.
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    • I do this more then I should, also do the same for birds and the cockroaches at my job and really anything that's living, it's only right after all.
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    • The gods have chosen me
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    • Then you blew your weed smoke at them and they got high asf and got the munchies and ate cookies and doritos
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    • Wait did you give a ant a edible
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    • I burned ants with a magnifying glass
      Gamgam 8 apr
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    • PLEASE tell me that the cookie crump he gave the ant was from an edible.
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    • Be prepared for a whole pile of ants
      daylig 7 apr
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    • Youre playing God
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    • It was weed cookie
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    • Not all capes wear heroes
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    • The dangers of married iguanas
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    • Not all heroes are sober
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    • I used to pour water on ant hills everyday after school, was fun cuz they relocated like a foot away each day
      VALENC3 6 apr
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    • Being high makes you think things over a lot
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    • Do you want ants?because that’s how you get ants
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    • Want ants? That’s how you get ants.
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    • 100% understand i feed the ant piles outside of my job bc it’s cute when they all swarm out excited af
      prettt 5 apr
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