• I was once getting chewed out by some
random staff sergeant for not being shaved
on a weekend at the main side Camp Lejuen
liquor store, when a warrant officer
appeared out of thin air. He told him in
these exact words, "return to your fucking
hobbit hole, and let this young man
purchase his whiskey". He is still my hero to
this day.
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    • That is how Warrant Officers normally appear ... you look left, then right and finally when you sacrifice the Skittles from an MRE ... they just walk into your peripheral vision. WOs have mastered Invisible In Plain Sight ... literally your brain doesn't acknowledge their existence until summoned.
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    • Still have never seen the mythical unicorn known as warrant officer
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    • Warrant officers are the shiny pokemon of the Army
      Skit_ 22 jun
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    • Holy shit you saw a warrant officer? In my 4 years i never met one
      DustinJD 22 jun
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    • Warrant officer’s are neither late nor early, they arrive precisely when they need to
      MrTurtle 22 jun
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    • Warrant officer? Last time i saw one of those *takes forty minute pull on a single blunt* was back in 84. 1884 to be exact
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    • The warrant officers are the nicest people in the marine corps I’ve met. One of them is pretty much a friend to me. On fb and everything, really goofy guy
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    • Warrant officers should run the entire army
      Cacaonut 22 jun
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    • Get this man some whiskey.
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    • I’m scared guys my uncle who is only 3 years older than me is getting promoted to warrant officer and we are really close. What if I never see him again?
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    • Thought I saw a warrant officer when the fire nation attacked but he vanished when we needed him most
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    • The way WOs walk is the trick to their invisible and the secret ingredients are 1. Stick close to walls and stand in corners 2. Walk with a perpace 3.5~5 mph (the untrained eye cant see people walking faster than 2.5 mph unless they're running) 3. Feather Feet (no noise when walking in any footwear)
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    • I like how we all agree that warrant officers have free reign in the army to do whatever they want. My grandpa was a warrant officer at Camp Shelby and the stuff he got up to was basically like MASH
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    • I love hearing stories like this makes me excited to finally hit the fleet
      xing 22 jun
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    • Got my ass chewed by not one but two different CWO4’s. For those who don’t know those guys are like the rarest of warrant officers to find. My platoon Sgt didn’t give me grief after the second one cause he was just at that point convinced I had a case of best/worst luck
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    • Get this man some whiskey
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    • Fun thing about ft rucker AL is that thats their spawning grounds, i saw more than my lifetimes worth of WO's and boy is it weird knowing they're super uncommon
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    • My brother had his first day in the military today. First thing this idiot does is ask a Marine Sargent what his favorite crayon flavor is.
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    • CWO5 don’t exist. They’re just legends. Like the S5. Or HMMMV Keys
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    • W.o. s just appear. And they have helped many ah young rangers down in South Georgia get out of trouble
      noragarts 22 jun
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    • I saw a warrant officer one time. Bought some scratch offs the same day
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    • If you keep a picture of chesty and general Mattis in your pockets you'll be able to see them
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    • That’s just a warrant being a warrant
      AjaxSoap 22 jun
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    • Is this what the Marines is like?
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    • What is a warrant officer and why are they cool in comparison to other military personnel(?)
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    • I met a Marine WO once. The next two leave chits I put in were immediately approved and weren't lost! I swear whatever I did to have him grace me while I was still in I wish I had figured that out.
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    • I just had a friend murdered at Camp Lejeune on Thursdays night. He was a good friend and a good marine.
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    • So uhhh what do warrant officers do
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    • Our maint. off. was a WO 4 and a Vietnam vet sporting a full color 1st ID right sleeve and zero fucks on his left. Forgot his cover at his house the day of a convoy, so he comes in pimping a white straw stetson, claiming it was from his "cav days" and no one called this badass out on his BS all day
      topcop228 23 jun
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    • Ate lunch with a group of warrant officers in army AiT at fort huachuca. The absolute MOST chaotic individuals I have ever met. They were a pure force of nature as a group. One of them gave me his Snapchat oddly enough for a 30+ year old Man, I swear he was with a different woman every night.
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    • Warrant officers are like Bigfoot. Lots of people say they’ve seen them, but we all know they’re lying.
      155MM 23 jun
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    • So guys. I've been wanting to join the Navy for a long time and I've aced the practice ASVAB. Problem is I use to have an adhd prescription about a year ago and like everything I'm seeing says that disqualifies me... any suggestions? If I lie and they find my medical records that would be a felony
      Bezak 22 jun
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    • The mythical warrant officer ranks are Cw4, and Cw5. If you ever see that line going down his bar, don’t turn around. When you turn back around they’ll be gone.
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    • I've seen warrants but the only time I talked to one was in gunnery. I was dead inside after working 21 hour days 3 weeks straight with no days off sitting at the chow pad. He walks up and is like "good shit on the range today, everyone hates brads, but they're alright" (1/2)
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    • Return to your hobbit hole, I gotta start using that
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    • Warrant officers have nothing to prove, they are experts and the perfect mix of SNCO and officer. I never ran into one that I didn’t like. So wise and almost always had a wonderful sense of humor.
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    • Joined the army my dudes! Sign my contract Thursday! Ooh rah!
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    • Idk if the other branches have them, but Warrant officers are the true heros for the enlisted
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    • I feel like iFunny is 90% military members
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    • The SSgt was in the right, doesn't make the CWO any less awesome.
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    • MFW in the Air Force and you don’t have Warrant Officers
      SGGTJax 22 jun
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    • Glad my mans got his whiskey
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    • Can someone explain warrant officer to someone with no military experience?
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    • I knew a chick who sucked her sergeant's dick for a pack of MRE skittles during MCT
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    • I’ve heard a story of one WO kept a PC on his desk, but was never at his desk. People always assumed he was somewhere around the unit because his cover was there, but he never was. Fucking genius.
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    • Fake. WOs done exist on this plane of reality.
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    • Was 16 years old walking around on camp lejuene. Got yelled at for not having a shaved face and told the guy to go duck himself and that I’m in high school. Felt good. Other people laughed. Good times.
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    • I had a CWO4 as a platoon commander and he was the most badass mf'er I've ever met. All of us enlisted called him Pappy. I seen that man chew out a lt.col who was our battalion commander for what he called a stupid order and won!
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    • Whenever there's a military feature, it sounds so foreign to me. I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I'm glad you do it.
      geoys 23 jun
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    • I have seen one warrant officer in my short 2 years of service.
      Brikc 23 jun
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    • not military yet, got accepted into west point, i'm in navy JROTC rn, we had a WO as our SNSI, big black dude, coolest guy i've met in my whole life
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    • I remember Camp Leguen (le June?) My favorite place was Cherry Point tho
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    • But god forbid you forget to salute them while in uniform....ohhhh shit.
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    • I plan to live life like the warrant officer, if someone is talking shit to another person for no reason I’m gonna put them in my place, even though I can keep quiet a majority of the time
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    • PorkSword 22 jun
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    • My unit from 2007-2012 had a WO, we found footage of him mooning the CO, 1st Sgt, Company Guns, and a few Plt Sgt during a meeting in the CO conference room
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    • Sitting in a fob in an mrap turret I lit a cig and got told by a ssgt to put it out. The wo inside the mrap then proceeds to casually pull a cigar out and light it
      kctwincam 23 jun
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    • I was walking out of my barracks and had to hold the door open for a herd of warrant officers. I'd never seen so many in one place. It was magical
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    • I live about an hour away from Camp Lejune. Thank you for your service, Marine!
      JoshKates 23 jun
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    • And then no one ever saw the WO ever again until he retired
      iEric 23 jun
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    • I now want to hear some warrant officer stories
      Deathyrus 22 jun
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    • Warrant Officers are lawless and I always loved them
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    • I dont know about y’all but I can’t stand some of my warrant officers. I WISH they would be invisible. Instead they’re constantly proposing stupidly impossible or pointless ideas and force us to try and make them work. Fun fact. They never fucking do.
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    • Hey! I was a Warrant officer !
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    • No warrant officers anymore because no one wants to stay in.
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    • Wish Air Force had warrant officers. Impossible to become an expert in anything in the Air Force.
      Snocones 22 jun
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    • Warrent officers are rare
      Eeyyy 22 jun
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    • Are warrants that rare for y’all? I’m in the CG and they are pretty common
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    • I would’ve liked to serve in the military. Too bad I had one suicidal gesture as a kid and I’m on Tricare. Air Force and Navy both said 0% chance of getting in even though it was so long ago and I’ve been fine ever since that night
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    • Going in as a 72B this Oct. 1st Lt
      war4567 22 jun
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    • What do warrant officers do
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    • Wait till you see a CWO 5. It's like a real life unicorn. I saw one once. I swear I did!
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    • My unit had a weirdly large number of warrants, including a cw5 before he retired. Lemme tell you they are the coolest and give no fucks whatsoever. But I didn’t realize they were so rare in other units until I had to MOST
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    • When I was a PFC I had a SPC, not a CPL, try to tell me I had to stand at parade rest for him. I blessed that dude out for 3 mins every other word being fuck then flipped him off as I walked away. He had the audacity to come tell my NCO what happened. My sgt smoked the shit outta that guy.
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    • Warrants=civilians in whatever branch uniforms
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    • Chirin 22 jun
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    • Warrant officers are a wild card...
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    • Warrants are the savior of the enlisted
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    • Warrant officers are a rare breed
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    • Just pinned w01
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    • Im 10 minutes from Lejeune. Definetly know which store it is😂
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    • I haven't seen a warrant officer since my dad's retirement flight, and even then he still showed up late af. The lack of a capacity to care is strong with WO's
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    • Shit man I live near Lejune
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    • I can only imagine the warrant officer T-posing.
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    • Does anyone have that picture of a bear holding its head like its having a mental breakdown?
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    • I was taught by a Chief Warrant Officer 4 for 3 years in JROTC
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    • I saw warrant officers all the time. Even met a couple CWO5’s
      Shmayo 23 jun
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    • I have never met a warrant officer that isnt just a fucking mega bro
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    • The Warrant Officer posting this
      Freshmoor 22 jun
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    • I work under a chief warrant officer 2. Is seeing a warrant officer really that uncommon? I wouldn’t fucking know
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    • Hold on... you're telling me... that Warrant Officers are real?! I thought they were myths!
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    • My little brother is stationed there! :D Jon if you’re reading this I love you bro
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    • I see a warrant on the daily, sometimes two
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    • BoozelMan 22 jun
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    • Lejeune? Nice place. I went to elementary school there. Safe neighborhood.👍
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    • My rotc instructor in high school was a warrent officer, he was fuckin awesome
      dumple 23 jun
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    • It's impossible not to hate socialism coming from the military. You learn first hand why the government is no more qualified to run our lives than we are
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    • lmao good ol Tun Alley
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