• I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of
the water and his mom goes "maybe if you ask the
pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!" This kid
looked me dead in the eye and goes "....where's the
pretty one?"
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    • There is nothing as pure and cruel as a child
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    • damn where my lifeguard gang at
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    • children are so honest and i love it
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    • content not available more
      X_AE_A12 25 jun
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    • If I saw this, I'd pop the ball and use it as a footrest
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    • Does anyone else have severe depression? Like, does it ever get better? I’ve been sitting here trying to get shit off my mind by looking at memes and stuff. But it’s like really overwhelming. I know this is random and sad but I’m just so distracted by this weight on me that I can’t shake off.
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    • The pretty life guard:
      Jailhouse 26 jun
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    • But did you help him out and get the ball for him?
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    • I hate this fucking oof meme format only because the old man is so fucking disgusting looking.
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    • Can confirm that this is true I was the water
      mela 25 jun
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    • Savage
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    • guess what you little shit now you get to leave the pool
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    • I see two options
      Bawear 25 jun
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    • That boy grew up to be a thot slaying king
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    • Fucking legend 😂
      _Alanna_a 26 jun
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    • I'd like to eat Baby Yoda for breakfast
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    • Id let him drown
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    • Kid just didnt want to put labels on people smh my head
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    • Her name's prolly mckenthe and she weighs <300 pounds
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    • So me, my mom, and mydad are driving home. My mom in her mustang ahead of me and my dad in a Ford escape. And we pass these kids and this kid who looked like he was maybe 8 cheers for my mom as she passes and as soon as he turns to see us his facial expression changed instantly into a frown (1/2)
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    • Then everybody laughed. Obama was there
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    • I dont believe that 356 lifeguards looked at this meme! Y'all be lying
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    • Bro female lifeguards are fucking hot with the high cut swimsuits ngl
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    • #REKT
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    • His mom called her pretty?
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    • 3 comments?! In featured... idk what to do!
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    • People think smartass kids are funny on the internet, then bash them when they grow up thinking it's okay
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    • If a kid says you're ugly, you're probably ugly
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    • Someone go save the lifeguard
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    • As a fellow lifeguard, this is fake, kids look at us and think we’re the police and they have shit to hide
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    • iFunny's greatest reckoning: the Anti-Simp
      cmac4ster 27 jun
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    • Then you know it’s true. Probably time to get a different job.
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    • Oooof
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    • Children are the best roasters, they have no compass so it’s no bars held.
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    • Let him drown
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    • Am I the only one that hates this template?
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    • LOOK UP PIZZA GATE
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    • Nice
      dany 26 jun
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    • Yo kids are honest. You prolly ugly.
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    • If it happened to me I’d probably sit in the pool sadly
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    • My 5 year old niece told me I was pretty once and honestly it felt pretty great because children straight up can’t lie
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    • 8 hr shift today
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    • And then everyone clapped.
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    • I once put Mardi gras beads up me ass
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    • If an adult calls you ugly they are just mean... if a kid calls you ugly YOURE UGLY
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    • If you pretend to drown you can kiss her
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    • If a boy says she’s ugly, he likes her. if a girl says she’s ugly, she’s jealous, if a child says she’s ugly, he thinks she’s ugly.
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    • Maga
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    • I was lifeguarding once and a little kid threw his ball at me and said “BOING”!!
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    • Kids can be brutally honest. But you should include a picture of yourself so ifunny users can judge.
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    • *Grabs pool skimmer handle* Alright that's it. Out of the pool!
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    • As a lifeguard, lemme say don’t make me get in to get your kids shit just cause you’re too fucking lazy. Nothing will make me despise you than treating me like a nanny. Go fuck yourself and your screaming crotch goblin
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    • Who else let their certification lapse because they couldn't find a place that didn't treat lifeguards like shit?
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    • Large OOF.....just like the lifeguard prolly.
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    • "Children are cruel jack and i am very much in touch with my inner child"
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    • My brother calls me fat and pretty
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    • Kids are always one of three things: annoying little shits, innocent sweethearts, or savages.
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    • maybe the boy is gay
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    • *Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!* Adult swim, you little s#!t.
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    • "Kids say the darndest things" it's a show and it's very true. This kid should go on there.
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    • Listen here you little shit
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    • I would have picked it up and spiked it at his head
      Sabilla 25 jun
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    • kids are brutally honest
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    • If a kid says it you must be ugly
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    • rood lil cunt, see if I save you then
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    • If a kid says you’re ugly you’re ugly
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    • People really think lifeguards only help drowning people
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    • I hate when parents do that shit. Get your own kids ball bitch.
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    • Oof, he had an opinion
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    • Oooooooooooooooo[ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooooooooof
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    • "Oof" shut the fuck up band kid, get back in the locker
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    • Kids under 10, old people over 70. Say whatever, whenever. No fucks given.
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    • That ugly lifeguard:
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    • It's true I was the pool
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    • guys i need help with something it’s not super important but if you know how to grab an ip let me know
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    • Maybe he was gonna turn out gay and didn't know what pretty looks like
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    • One time a little kid told me I looked like a princess in my red dress at a banquet
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    • Children are unhinged and have no filter. They are a force to be reckon with
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    • Beach lifeguard gang rise up
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    • Children spit truth
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    • This entire feature set has been nothing but awful reaction images
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    • Can confirm this was true, I was the bikini.
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    • Fun psych fact if someone says "looked me dead in the eyes" they're usually lying
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    • Oh fuck off rebecca he did not say that
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    • This has been featured like a hundred times.
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    • Thank you Shitty Reddit caption, very cool!
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    • If you think about it that oof is just like a laugh track
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    • Gay
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