• I was going to buy this incredibly cute
puppy from a woman called Felicity, but
turns out Felicity's a man in Cameroon
Felicity turned up in google chat, I had a
little fun.
me: hello, is the puppy still available? yes the puppy is stil available. i do have one male and a female available
me: where ru based?
felicity:
i am in scotiand this is y i mentioned that I can use the pet delivery service to deliver the
puppy to your house is that ok
me: ok so is the puppy ready now?
felicity: yes she Is ready to go now
me: she's so cute! how big is she now?
felicity: miniature
me: ok, but i want a certificate to make sure the puppy doesn't have aids
felicity: yes we will send the puppy along with all papers when we hand the puppy to the delivery
service,
me: including an aids certificate?
felicity: the delivery service will contact you and confirm that puppy Is free from all ilinesses
and no problem
me: including aids?
felicity: i said puppy has never been infected free for ilinesses
meaning all if there was any I would have inform u
me: so shes free from aids?
felicity: stop dat do not ask me dat again
me: I just want to make sure
felicity: ru
a time waster make sure wat am ia kid when i say no and u keep asking
me: well, its just that once someone sold me a puppy with aids
felicity:
so
is clear that we will send health history when are you ready for the puppy
me; and the puppy then gave ME aids
so I have to be very careful
felicity: ok
i
dont want to get aids
double! how much do you want for the puppy?
felicity: 140 delivery will cost 20 reduced
me: and how much for the aids certficate?
felicity: no cost we offer please no more questoiions about aids again if there was anything about
that i would have told us that clear we can arrange the delivery tomorrow morning by Sam so that
by 3pm she arrives your house
me: and how do I pay you?
felicity: this is how we do we drop off the puppy and all papers at the delivery service in the mom-
ing the delivery service register will register the puppy and check medicals they will micro chip the
Puppy and the company will contact you to confirm everything and they will direct you how to make
total payment of 160pounds puppy cost and delivery cost
and the aids certificate, don't forget
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