I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan 2021
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
WAVE 3 News
"You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller.
Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in
Mississippi
JBWildcats JBWildcats
11 may
WAVE 3 News "You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller. Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in Mississippi
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below
Not even dogs
One dog
The same fucking dog
From how many years ago
hehe
dog funny
ChrisSale ChrisSale
23 sep 2020
You laugh at pictures of dogs with words written above and below Not even dogs One dog The same fucking dog From how many years ago hehe dog funny
Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Who are you calling a cootie Queen?
YOU LINT LICKER
Tabby Tabby
15 oct 2020
Who are you calling a cootie Queen? YOU LINT LICKER
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
kae
@lmLegalDope_
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
23 dec 2020
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? kae @lmLegalDope_ so 10Ms to live how i live currently
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music
blasting, a baby crying, and your
uncles fighting outside
The food, the atmosp
RandomMan22 RandomMan22
24 feb
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music blasting, a baby crying, and your uncles fighting outside The food, the atmosp
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life