• I was arguing with my husband and my son
screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the
other room.
"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is"
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    • Maybe we shouldn't glorify divorce then? Plenty do. Maybe we should reiterate how important marriage is
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    • He's not wrong
      ziej 20 jul
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    • Idk, I’d prefer one happy Christmas over two depressing ones.
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    • I would have fucking died laughing
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    • Maybe it was his way of saying get along or you will split up and maybe guilt trip them.
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    • More like 1 good Christmas and one shitty one where your opening presents in a Chinese restaurant on February 8th because that’s the only time you can see that parent and you never forget the embarrassment
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    • I mean dang, atleast hes trying to stay positive
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    • Can't wait to get 2 new phones
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    • Bruh this joke is from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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    • If any1 cares, pray for my dad. Step mom is undoubtedly going to divorce him and take the other kids, and probably find a way to leave him with all the debt. Hes already been forced out of the house for nearly a year and is still paying her bills... I can tell hes depressed
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    • Lol you stole that from a movie
      Flubnub3 21 jul
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    • Kids watched Talladega Nights
      xWASSUPx 21 jul
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    • Tbh if kids grew up looking at divorce this positively then there’d be a lot less kids traumatized from their parents’ irresponsible decisions
      BlameGame 21 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • They got that from Talladega nights
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    • that's from a movie, I can't be fucked to Google it but I think it's from that will Farrel racing movie
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 21 jul
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    • its not like that at all, my biological parents were never married but there was still a custody battle over me. (my mom didnt have to fight very hard though since my biological father WANTED to give my mom custody) it depends on how your parents agree on how you spend the holidays, for me it would
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    • And then they fucked
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    • What a power move
      Zanuark 21 jul
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    • no he didnt
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    • Plain 21 jul
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    • Positive thinking
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    • More like two thirds of Christmas
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    • zerosober 22 jul
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    • What happened to the kid that Yoda is talking about in the clip that reaction is from though?
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    • When I was 16 my dad tried to one up my mom for Christmas and bought me a satellite dish so I could “watch all the tv I wanted.” I was like “Dad this is really cool and all, but how am I supposed to pay for the service?” That kinda took the wind out of his sails.
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    • me when i see clever children:
      snorty 21 jul
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    • Correction: One Christmas and a disappointing Christmas
      muchdead1 21 jul
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    • Nothing worse when then your parents divorce but decide to do Christmas together.
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    • No he didn’t
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    • gonna send this to my gf whose parents are divorced, i’ll update in the morning if you guys want to know what happened
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    • He must've been watching Talladega Nights.
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    • Always looking for the bright side of life
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    • I envy with a passion people whose family stayed together
      Godkaplan 21 jul
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    • The guy mommy wrestled with always gave better presents
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    • Jews get 8
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    • Lol christmas with my dad is me sitting there waiting to get a Harry Potter wand, and that's it. I'm not into Harry Potter and the only reason I got it was because he was trying to get magic: the gathering cards for his gfs daughter, so it wasnt even genuine.
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    • gee bill...
      Asstek 21 jul
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    • Talladega nights really did take the depression out of divorce
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    • Hello there I’m here to say that our band is just starting out and it would help us out if you could go subscribe to “La Tre Clays” on youtube
      GiosueLTC 21 jul
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    • He's been watching too much Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
      ItsApollo 21 jul
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    • Maybe
      MDAWG00 21 jul
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    • This was my main flex growing up 😂😂 my parents divorced when I was 2. Couldn't be happier
      landryhop 22 jul
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    • Sounds a lot like that one scene in “ Talledega nights.” Unoriginal, not funny, and this person is a fucking idiot
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    • Boat_Man 21 jul
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    • Goddamn that’s so fucking funny. If I were that parent, I’d probably laugh and forget why I was arguing
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    • Plot Twist: the kid yelled that intentionally knowing the implications, causing the two parents to consider the future of their relationship and see a marriage counselor, which helped them love each other again thanks to the kids statement
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    • Or you don’t even have a wife and kid and stole the joke from Taladega Nights
      Coyle64 26 jul
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    • i showed this meme to my parrents, one wasnt amused, so they started fighting, your damn right i said it again
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    • y'all r too scared to fix problems. as soon as hubby does something u disagree with, u bitches want a divorce, lmao.
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    • Don’t argue around your kids. Think of them before yourself unless you are getting abused. With how high divorce rates are in the US the last thing your kids need on top of school is wondering whether their family will split or not.
      iMemeWins 25 jul
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    • Your son said fuck all
      Guac 25 jul
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    • Aww good on him for remaining optimistic
      NixGTFO 25 jul
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    • When I was like 5 and my parents got into an argument I would always want them to get divorced because all my friends parents are divorced. Now my parents are divorced and my inner 5 year old self is ecstatic lmao
      butts4you 25 jul
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    • No it's more like one struggling Christmas with my mom and your dad doesn't talk to you for a year. Then he gets the affair partner pregnant.
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    • grandparents really like me apparently so i get 4 christmases
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    • Bullshit
      bazukab0y 24 jul
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    • Either your kid hates you or you just watched talladega nights.
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    • *Christmases
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    • No one's kid is that funny
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    • Stolen from Taledega nights.
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    • The only part that gave me a problem was hearing them complain about one another to me when one of them was late or didn’t do something for me and also having to go from house to house
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    • I did that once. They stopped fighting and laughed their asses off.
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    • Flex tape cant fix that
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    • Get them good good gifts
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    • If you ain’t first you’re last
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    • Is it just me or when you move your phone, the picture moves too? Or is it the fact that I’ve stayed up to late and have become delusional?
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    • Funny, I heard that exact line in Talladega Nights from the kids when they learned their parents were getting divorced
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    • Didn't happen.
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    • No he didn't, Jenny, shut the fuck up.
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    • As a kid, you’re like, “Yay! Two Christmases!” As an adult, you’re like, “Okay, grandma M’s at noon, Grandma D’s at 5, step family 10 tomorrow, small mom’s fam tomorrow night, dad’s small this weekend, and other step family New Year’s Day... I just want a nap.
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    • I’m 19, but this was the first year my parents weren’t together. Last Christmas was one of the hardest times of my life. If your parents are together, cherish it. You don’t know how different things can become and how quickly too.
      AiryBoat 23 jul
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    • No they didn’t, that’s from Talladega Nights
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    • And that Christmas? Obama was there, and everyone clapped.
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    • My parents are divorced so "yay two Christmas" in a quiet slow voice
      Disturbed 23 jul
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    • Lol
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    • Focus on the top text and wiggle your phone yoda will move
      _Meep_ 23 jul
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    • what if him saying that unknowingly saved the entire timeline where they get divorced from happening
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    • And then the young kings got oofed
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    • Two christmases two birthdays two firework days
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    • Talladega nights
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    • I mean i dont get that, how do i get that? Help me find my dad hes in texas 18 years ago
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    • Yeah “2 Christmases” sounds fun when you’re a kid, but the rest of the baggage of having divorced parents just isn’t worth it.
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    • Not as good as it sounds
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    • That's as fucked up as a one car funeral
      PoisonJoe 23 jul
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    • Not worth it
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    • Honestly people on ifunny are like New Yorkers except they come from all over the fucking place
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    • Its because the only way a child in that position can do anything is to joke about it and hope people laugh and feel better and when they dont and in turn scream at you and make you regret living it makes someone like me who smokes an ounce of high quality weed in less than a month and crys daily
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    • lol my parents divorced and i got no christmases
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    • Honestly getting two christmases was sad to me as a child. To this day I still wish my parents could’ve stayed together
      TalonKody 23 jul
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    • then santa came out of the chimney and everyone clapped
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    • It’s more like 2 sets of 1/4 Christmas’s
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    • Two christmases is all fun until you graduate and have 2 parties get pregnant and have to have 3 showers than 2 birthday parties and them fighting over holidays with the grandkids again but with an added family maybe 2 if that family is split too. Shits annoying.
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