• I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please
I want a boy with fat nuts
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    • Turns out nutsacktorture doesn’t actually torture testicals. He just eats peanuts out of a sack in front of you and doesn’t let you have any
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    • Man i kinda just want to be held
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    • I finnaly got the courage to ask a guy I like out today. Only to get a reply back that he was on a date at that moment. Can I get an F boys?
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    • Where are those girls when I need them...
      Qordales 9 aug
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    • I have the fatest nuts unfortunately not so fat with the penis tho
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    • “I just want to be held” “girls aren’t funny” y’all need to pick a fucking side
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    • As a girl, I wish I could find a boy that likes to cuddle and let me play with his hair and be all sweet and gentle and stuff. But instead all I find are these kinky fucks that want to beat me in order to get off.
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    • I just want to snuggle with a bitch
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    • Does.... does OP simp for simps?
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    • God I love fat nuts on a guy.
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    • I want a girl whose nuts i can cusp while i fuck her pusc
      MrCoolio 9 aug
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    • The hell do you think nutsacktorturer is gonna do?
      BobWill 9 aug
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    • BigMoby 10 aug
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    • “I need a codependent relationship”
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    • We only worship god in this house
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    • I’m single af rn. For the past 6 months actually, And my acsm is a good friend of mine. I showed her the meme about the song that reduces anxiety, and she said “hugs do the same thing” and I said, “fucking please hug me” and she did. For a solid minute. I smiled and acted nonchalant and laughed 1/2
      joeker00 10 aug
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    • No happen 😔
      Carter_ 9 aug
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    • i want a boy who will message me “are u still alive” like once a month nothing less nothing more
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    • Personality trumps all, this should go both ways.
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    • Yeah I'll have a torture...no cock...extra balls on the side
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    • I once loved a female like that for 10 years, at one text from her my worst day my best, her hugs her kisses made me feel as if my entire brain was reset, as if I lost consciousness and was brought back in an instant. Her family loved me and I loved them. But she said she would never date me
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    • Are we going to ignore the first paragraph?
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    • I’m thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend. We’ve been fighting a lot more and she’s impatient and uncommunicative. I love her but there r days the fighting seems like the relationship is not wat it used to be and been almost nothing but sex lately. Should I or should I give it more thought
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    • Damn y'all females really ain't shit. Train mfs to be all simpy n shit and fuck around with regular dudes. Then go on social media and continue to act like y'all want a softie bf. Whatever. Anime is more rewarding anyways.
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    • Then she breaks up with you for giving her just that. Feels so fucking bad right now man.
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    • Shittt I want someone to smoke with and chase the stars
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    • And for everyone thinking that the first relationship sounds nice, they're quite possibly the most unhealthy relationship you can be it. By the time it ends, and it will end, you'll both be miserable and you'll both feel like you've lost everything.
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    • I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
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    • I want a guy... that’s it.
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    • Do you ladies really have anything to offer?
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    • I just wanna nut inside a real woman maybe once in my life.
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    • Stick bug wants his nuts tortured
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    • Is it bad that my first thought was the “Where Dwight” meme off of the office. Except in the context of this meme.
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    • PARACHUTE if you know you know
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    • Hey
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    • Hell yes mutual worship
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    • Bennye first part <3
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    • I just want my hair played with while i rest on her tiddies
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    • I just want a guy who will give me hugs
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    • My dumbass really thought that said natsack torture 🤦
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    • I just want a girl that will put as much effort into a relationship as I do
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    • I didn't think what I've been wanting so bad could be formulated into a sentence
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    • I just want a girl like the first chick ngl but can't find anyone that wants me 😔😔😔
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    • bruh I just want a girl that will be honest with me
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    • I just want someone to want to be with me but thats apparently too much to ask for :(
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    • they call me the nutcracker because my emotional shell of a man has long been shattered by far too many and also I like almonds
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    • real close to ending it all tonight
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    • That sounds really clingy
      Porx 9 aug
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    • What's his ifunny
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    • No CBT girlfriend to crush my fat nuts, why even live 😔
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    • Girls don't even exist
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    • I just want someone to hang with doesn't need to be some soul bonding type shit but that when we're together we're comfortable
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    • Unless he fat an ugly
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    • I just want a girl who is loyal, and won't get upset at me for spending hours a day writing my books.
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    • I mean I got some fat nuts, sooo what you trying to do?
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    • I want a guy thats not way too muscular, and would be willing to let me be dom
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    • This is why u will all be single
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    • I’ll take that first gal in a heartbeat
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    • Where’s the cock and ball tortue memes??
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    • I just want someone that isn’t gonna get bored with me in a week
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    • "idk Carl what if I'm not meant for cock and ball turture"
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    • Honestly just wanna feel wanted
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    • That scares me
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    • I want a girl that worships the lord get tf outta here
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    • The duality of women
      sapple 12 aug
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    • As I read the first part all I thought about is a dog
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    • I had someone to just cuddle and actually love but didn't last long
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    • They had me in the first half.
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    • Weird responses aside, that first comment is the way me and my girlfriend are. Our love is so pure and comforting. I highly recommend it for anyone who can find what I have
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    • Bitches say that then say ew no to literally anyone who would do that for them
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    • So you want a healthy relationship, don't we all
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    • Yoooo I started talking to this dude that would beg me to kick him in the nuts. I thought he was joking at first, but is that a thing?
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    • Not just fat nuts, that boy has to have a pencil-thin pecker as well. Female fantasies
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    • These girls have em in the friend zone
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    • I just want a girl who opens a toolkit or looks inside of a car, and just knows what she's seeing.
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    • Sometimes I just want to hug someone
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    • The first one sounded like Jareth from the Labryinth
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    • I’m not worshipping my SO, that’s just unhealthy
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    • The pussy ass dudes in these comments that say they want to be loved are the same ones that say “I hate women” and “Women are trash lol”
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    • I just want a man that watches Acclaimed American hidden-camera reality television show “Impractical Jokers” on truTV
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    • Getting ready for some cock and ball torture any advice?
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    • A hahaha haha hoes mad about the guy they didn't give a chance and my boyfriend is the most sensitive person I know and I love him for everything he does
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    • I'd Prefer the love one
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