• I wanna explain to my girl that all her
male friends secretly wanna fue.k her
but by that logic she gone question if
I secretly wanna ftlk all my female
friends. Cant make the block hot
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    • If you have single guy friends then they want to f you. But then again even some non single guys do so who knows
      LowH 2 aug
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    • Men and women can be friends with no romantic feelings and if you can't accept that then you're just a thirsty insecure shitstain
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    • Fuck your friends before she has a chance
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    • I want to fuck my female friends like i want to win the lottery. Im not actively going for it, nor do i want to, but if it happens im certainly not opposed.
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    • You could just be faithful.
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    • The secret is everybody wants to fuck
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    • So serious question for guys, is it possible to have a friend that’s a girl who you don’t want to sleep with? Is it common or uncommon if yes?
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    • Why can't guys and girls just be friends?
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    • Wait are you telling me that the guy I’ve been friends with for years that I’ve had a crush on forever now wants to fuck me???
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    • No, not every male friend wants to fuck his female friends. Only the shitty ones pretend to be friends and then aimlessly beg and whine to try and get in their pants.
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    • I'm not a male so I'm going to sound a little ignorant, but do men in a relationship think about their female friends sexually once in a while or is it something that crosses your mind once because it's instinctual? I feel like if your constantly thinking about your female friends as fuckable (1/2)
      Wrqth 3 aug
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    • Dudes that think anyone with female friends is only interested in doing them is delusional. Seriously, y’all never had a female friend without wanting to sleep with them?
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    • No because the equivalent would be if his female friends wanna fuck him
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    • Im sexually attracted to my wife.
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    • They don't necessarily want to but they've definitely thought about it
      DflavidB 4 aug
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    • Why is my username green? I didn’t do anything
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    • I've always tried to separate relationships and friendships, but I've been told my sarcastic banter comes off flirty, so people can misunderstand me fairly often.
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    • I have two close girl friends and two close guy friends. I love them all so much. I’ve had crushes on the guys at different points in time, but they weren’t into me, and honestly, they are AMAZING friends. Glad it never got messed up. We go to church together, and I am so lucky to have them all.
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    • Or you guys can just be friends with women like normal human beings
      egch 4 aug
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    • Just because you wanna fuck every female and you can’t distinguish between two doesn’t mean everyone is that immature, calm them tits
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    • Girls know their male friends wanna fuck, it gives them options if y’all break up.
      370z 3 aug
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    • Men can be friends with women without wanting to fuck them.
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    • C’mon guys, not every guy wants to fuck every single of his female friends. Moreover, I can tell you as a guy, that I am not even into fucking some of those friends, even if they are hot, beautiful and possibly down to it - sometimes you just don’t vibe sexually with that person, but you are friends
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    • I dont understand how you some of yall can't just be friends with the opposite sex without wanting to fuck them. How cumbrained are you people.
      Le_Moro 2 aug
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    • Maybe just be a faithful boyfriend. Make the first move then she will have to block her friends or maybe not
      WBiddy 2 aug
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    • haHAA_ 2 aug
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    • Tha block is already hot my friend
      wundeadx 3 aug
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    • I've had girlfriends that kept their fuck buddies around as "friends" as well as guys that have serious expressed their interest in them. They weren't fucking friends. They were back up plans and that's all they'll ever be
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    • yeah i did this cool thing where i just...didn’t sexuality every woman i met in highschool and most of my friends were women as a result. guys were like “how are you always surrounded by puss” like bro because they’re my friends and i don’t treat them like a hole i could put my dick in.
      Neeev 2 aug
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    • A guy will absolutely fuck any female above a 3 and that’s a very conservative estimate
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    • This isn’t always the case but it often times can be.
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    • I have a feeling the older I get the more often I'm going to be the third wheel.
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    • Men rarely pursue friendships with women who they don’t find at least a little bit attracted to in some way shape or form. I would never pursue having sex with my female friends but if they asked to fuck I would do it.
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    • If he has a boyfriend he can be friends with my girlfriend.
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    • I can offer some insight into this from a more experienced angle. I realize the irony posting on iFunny. Anyways. My GF was very jealous that most of my friends were women. I said it was nothing and they were just friends. She didn't believe me. So I'd said I'd prove it
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    • I have female friends I don’t wanna fuck but it’s much more common among men for us to befriend females we would want to have sex with, or that we would have sex with our female friends, given the chance.
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    • No, no, no. My female friends are the ones that didn't make the cut.
      NickSax 2 aug
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    • if your girl says she's with her friend, it's a girl. if she says she's with A friend, it's a guy
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    • So let me just tweet about it on an account she follows
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    • All guys wanna fuck all there female friends or they talk to the friendzoned ones about fucking the rest
      ZEROHOOD 4 aug
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    • I have a very attractive female friend, but I just see her as a pretty dude. She cool
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    • Yeah never open those dumb cans of worms. The whole “think before you speak” applies heavily
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    • Bro this is the level of paranoia that's prolly the most irritating to past,for older couples they ain't gotta worry cuz by then the relationship has developed and there ain't a huge market for senior one night stands. But as a young person,the fear of cheating is alive and well and for many people
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    • Bearchaw 2 aug
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    • Jewel 2 aug
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    • Its worse when you're both kinda considering it but just leave it at jokes... for years
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    • It’s possible to have platonic relationships y’all just horny and bad people
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    • Well just because you wanna fk doesnt mean it has to jeopardize a friendship. People gravitate towards people they find attractive and friendly so it's natural. What isnt cool is if you prioritize that drive over the person
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    • I know some guys who are just friends. The probably like one of your female friends though
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    • Is this some sort of unloyalty joke I’m too happy to understand?
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    • im in love with my best friend but the last time i brought it up (two years ago) she said she doesnt see us as that and we make better friends . it is hard
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    • Everyones had thoughts of fucking their friend but no one actually wants to fuck their friend. And if you actually do thats not a friend thats a crush.
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    • If you fuck her guy friends then they legally won’t be allowed to fuck her.
      Guiltyyy 2 aug
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    • fxcc the pope
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    • Lets be real. Its most of the time. Your guy friends are much of the time hungry wolves sniffin for pussy
      Azenin 2 aug
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    • why
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    • (1/2) My girlfriend (20) told me (21)he was just a friend. HE is a 26 year old engaged pansexual in an open relationship and was the only guy in a work-friend group of 3 girls. When I was back in college in september or October, she went over to his house without me knowing and they kissed. I found
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    • Idk I've never wanted to fuck my guy friends and I'm pretty sure after getting to know me they don't either
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    • I have a dude friend that I've known longer than my bf and even dated once but my bf says he's the one guy he knows he can trust around me even tho they've never spoken to each other. Why? Because my boyfriend TRUSTS me and therefore trusts my judgment and who I choose to let near me. Goes both ways
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    • Why do people think platonic friendships aren't a thing
      EdgeRuko 2 aug
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    • I need more single guy friends so I can make one not single
      Hoemou 2 aug
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    • Yeah? So?
      Flubnub3 3 aug
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    • I have girl friends I don’t wanna fuck, two reasons for that. One I have a girlfriend, and two I’ve known them for years and I genuinely just think of them as some of the boys.
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    • Generalizing all men like this is sexist but I guess we not ready to talk about that yet.
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    • As long as she is not ugly at least one of her male friends wants to fuck her
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    • I have female friends that I don’t want to fuck because they are ugly
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    • I, male, definitely have female friends I don't see in a sexual way and would never pursue if the option was presented... however, I also have female friends I would finger blast any time they requested so, it's a case by case kinda thing lmao
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    • Not all men want to secretly fuck every girl. Believe it or not it’s possible for both genders to be friends and not want to have sex
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    • Sounds like some hood rat level shit.
      Mr_Blunt 5 aug
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    • I want aids
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    • I feel like only ugly dudes wana fuck all there female friends because they don't get fuck.
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    • Gon'*****
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    • I find it HILARIOUS how men don't even trust other men but want women to trust them
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    • That's not true tho
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    • I don’t. Some of my friends are nasty hoes hahahaha. They’re still my friend just like I don’t want them to drink out of my same glass.
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    • This is such crap. There are guys out there who are only friends with chicks they wanna bang but looooots of guys make friends with chicks they find cool and fun. Attractive or not. It's not all about sex.
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    • I always had more guy friends than chick friends this is not always true. 50/50 And vice versa. But its a case by case bases i guess
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    • If you’re above a 6, every dude would fuck you under certain circumstances. Listen. Every. Dude. Guys just want to fuck, it takes discipline and monogamous woman to settle a guy down. It’s just nature, guys want to fuck.
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    • You guys have no self control
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    • this implies men are attracted to every woman no matter what. it also implies men always want it which can be used to excuse r@p.e of men. so how about no
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    • Or you’re all just degenerates. I would never think about with any sex with my friend’s partners. You’re not a real friend if you do.
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    • I want to fuck all of you.
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    • Id say out of respect that I'd want to fuck all my homies. All my homies fuckable in my eyes.
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    • I have girls that are my friends and I don’t wanna have sex with them, you’re just gross
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    • Jesus, I'm with the ladies, y'all just suck, if you want to fuck your friend, you remove yourself from their life until you can control your dick, or you're not their friend
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    • Facts
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    • I dont want to have sex with any of my guy friends. Theres a reason theyre my friends,its because i think of them as FRIENDS and i know they dont want me cause at one point theyve all said it
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    • In my entire life I’ve only wanted to fuck one of my female friends. Not everyone is horny 24/7
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    • Bruh if you want to fuck every female friend you have, you might have an issue.
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    • I could not imagine fucking any of my guy friends. Really couldn’t.
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    • Gotta keep that shit between us guys.
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    • I JO about my girls friends but never would actually fuck them if I had the opportunity
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    • Naa I've lost interest in my lady friends. They tell me stuff that would cause any guy be hesitant about doing anything with them, looks aren't everything. Great friends though!
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    • How many guy friends does the average girl have? I only have one lol (and he and I dated briefly after high school but never even actually kissed, we’re back to normal friends w each other now)
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    • My crush (who is also a very close friend of mine since Freshmen year came over to my house recently and we hung out nearly all afternoon. She asked if she could stay the night and we even spooned in bed and she fell asleep in arms. (Part 1/2)
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    • Most not all
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