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    • byugoi 5 apr
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    • Not gonna kill myself but if I were hit by a semi truck and died I wouldn't even be mad
      Tiberus 3 apr
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    • I just wanna say guys, I have been on this app for around 5 years and being featured is literally the bees knees. Thank you
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    • This is called passive suicidal ideation
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    • I ain’t saying I’m bitch enough to kill myself, but if a truck ran me over because I was walking extra slow across the street I ain’t be even mad.
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    • _Zeus 2 apr
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    • Passively suicidal
      Twar 3 apr
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    • Thats the idc about living I don't want to kill my self but if I was crossing the street and a truck hit me and kill me I wouldn't mind
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    • I have never seen a meme that I can relate to more
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    • Translation: "I have encountered a minor inconvenience."
      Vanelan 3 apr
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    • Bruh I ain't saying I'm suicidal, but I haven't looked both ways before crossing the street since elementary school
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    • Translation: I wouldn't purposely stand in front of speeding bus, but if one WERE to hit me, I would sprint towards the light.
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    • I'm in this picture and I dont like it
      Izagi 2 apr
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    • Just remember that there is a pretty good chance that you are seeing the worst version of yourself, and other people most likely don’t see you that way. It’s never as bad as it seems
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    • And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death And neither one particularly appeals to me
      Zanbato 4 apr
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    • Ah.
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    • I don't want to kill myself, however if my existence were to cease and nobody would be affected by my non-existence, especially my loved ones, that would be most exemplary*
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    • I joked about killing myself and then I had a dream where I attempted suicide via pill and it was fucking terrifying. Please don't kill yourself.
      Millard 3 apr
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    • This is my logic like I’m not gonna kill my self for my family’s sake but like if a robber came up to me with a gun I wouldn’t object to being shot ya know
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    • DeADmANn 2 apr
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    • I’m just like “I’m not gonna try to kill myself but if I die then I won’t be upset over it”
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    • Same. I’m too much of a pussy to actually kill myself, but I’d have no complaints if someone fucking murdered me
      Speck 2 apr
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    • urwelcom 6 apr
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    • Depression often leads to an unwillingness to do literally anything.
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    • Kids who have a tough class always go right to "I want to die." They don't even consider wanting a life without the class it's either AP calc or death. Quantum mechanics make no sense.
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    • What’s up with all this hating life shit, life is a gift and the biggest blessing in the world and the shittiest life is better than not being alive
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    • If that’s not a daily feeling I don’t know what is
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    • You was there in the club
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    • I gotta keep livin so I can kick life in the nuts and tell him he can have his lemons back.
      Disco 2 apr
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    • I don’t want to kill myself but if I were to die I wouldn’t really care.
      Vega 2 apr
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    • I just don’t want to wake up one day
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    • Go commit Alt+F4
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    • I do not seek death, but if it knocks, I'll answer.
      xzEricxz 2 apr
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    • Hang in there everybody
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    • I’m not suicidal but depressed so if I died in any way painful no matter that would be great
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    • I wish I was never born so that I wouldn't have to die, all forms of dying are painful, I believe the quickest normal way to die is from a gunshot and the pain lasts about 3 seconds
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    • I don’t wanna die, I sometimes wish I was bever born at all *beow bapuboow bowbadupbowbadup booow badupbeowbowbooow boow boow boooow bow bup bup bup buo buo bup* I see a little silhouetto of a man scadaboosh scadaboosh will you do the fandango
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    • Depressed people dont want to die, they want to live
      chuj 4 apr
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    • This is just so calming and accurate. So accurate.
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    • Yeah I’m pretty indifferent about dying but I kinda wanna see end game first
      DEDDED 4 apr
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    • Omg literally me
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    • I dont want to die but I want to stop existing for just like a 3 day period and come back after.
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    • It’s like you wanna die in that moment, just for a little bit you want to be gone
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    • Bruh I’m telling y’all get in a coma for like 3 months that’ll be dope as fuck
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    • Exactly
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    • I don't want to die. I just don't want to live.
      Jpaws 3 apr
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    • Not until I see endgame
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    • so i guess you could say "i dont wanna die, but sometimes i wish id never been born at all"?
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    • I don't wanna die... but I sometimes wish that I've never been born at all!
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    • **Snap**
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    • I wanna die, and im sticking to it.
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    • yupski 3 apr
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    • I feel like if thanos snap was voluntary like this population issues would solve itself with how many people would be like yes please
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    • I don't want to die honestly. I just want to sleep for a very very very long time
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    • I was like this but my gf might be sad now if i died so id rather not
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    • Fucking whiners, if you actually feel depressed then you would actually take your own like. Rather than talk about your "mood" and act like your depressed. When in reality you have no fucking idea how bad it really is and it undermines the people who do have it. So fuck these Tumblr fakes.
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    • Why do people I say “I wanna die”? Why don’t they say “I wanna live a better life”?
      TheClA 2 apr
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    • If I killed myself, then my parents and friends would blame themselves. If I were to be murdered or just die circumstantially, then I die and they can move on.
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    • _Komi_ 2 apr
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    • I don't wanna die, I just want to stop for a bit, get a break from bring alive and all that jazz involved
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    • Am I the only one who genuinely loves life to the point where I wouldn't even joke about wanting to die?
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    • I hate people that act like they're depressed
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    • wooliest 2 apr
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    • Saaaaaaaaammmeeee! I'm hoping i won't have to do it myself, because I'm afraid i might not do a good enough job while ensuring it'll be as painfree as possible
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    • Pussy, go steal some street signs until you’re killed
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    • I'm not afraid of being dead, I'm afraid of dying. And sometimes that's the only reason that keeps me living.
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    • Too much of a bitch to commit suicide 🤙
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    • No you’re just sad. It will pass in a day or two...
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    • Remember people... you aren’t ugly. You’re just broke. That’s the only difference. Love you.
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    • It's not that I'm suicidal but if I was about to get hit by a bus I wouldn't exactly move
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    • My thoughts exactly
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    • Everybody says that but I guarantee if any of you were on your deathbed right now you’d wish for more time and start thinking of stuff you still haven’t done yet.
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    • I’m not particularly suicidal but if I got hit by a car I wouldn’t mind.
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    • Go to the hospital if you have thoughts like this
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    • Look at all the 14 year olds liking this shit
      Spyro_ 4 apr
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    • OMG! It's so hard to explain this to people. I'm literally in pain every single day due to Lupus Cerebritis, Polymyositis, and insomnia. At the moment every time I get out of bed my head feels like it's going to explode. I don't see the point of my existence.
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    • Yes! This mood right here!
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    • Same here
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    • Finally, somebody gets it
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    • Thanos: say no more, my child.
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    • What you tell your friends vs what you tell the crisis counselor
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