• I've got Some science jokes.
Let's how you understand them.
Gan you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
A neutron walks ar @ad asks: for a rink?"
The bartender 'FOr you, no charges
think you'll get this one
I've gotten all af them so far.
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    • I wanna fuckin slap that kid so hard
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    • This kid thinks that nobody laughs at his jokes because they don't understand them
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    • Congrats kid. You know basic 6th grade science. Whoo
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    • It’s great he’s smart and all but his parents gotta teach the little shit to be humble before I find his location and suck his cock when he turns 18
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    • Conan is a Harvard grad for anyone who didn’t know
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    • Conan is one of the last good show hosts. He’s a cunt at times, but that’s the best part of being a good show host. True honesty.
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    • So, he googled classic jokes and printed them out
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    • I looked the video up thinking it would be cringe but the kid was really nice and was just teasing about him not understanding the jokes. Everyone seemed to have a good laugh over them or at least his creativity
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    • Teach your kid to be humble lmao
      CVPI 15 aug
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    • Sheldon Cooper vibes. And that’s not a good thing.
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    • this kid @ conan
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    • Exactly why was this kid on Conan?
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    • I mean, Conan DID go to Harvard...
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    • "Sorry, sir, we dont serve hypothetical particles here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
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    • How 90 iq niggas be sounding like
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    • Fucking normie jokes, slap that douche.
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    • Ahhh, what iFunny does best, bullying children. Such a beautiful sight
      user42 15 aug
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    • No matter how hard he tries he'll 1 never get laid 2 live for very long
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    • This gives me joker vibes
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    • Piping hot take but the trope of intelligent children being condescending to adults is played out and lazy
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    • I am pretty sure the kid is joking you guys can fucking chill out
      indecar 15 aug
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    • conans got a genius iq and is a harvard grad someone's gotta teach this kid some modesty
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    • Idk if this was a bit, but he’s pretty funny if it was supposed to be funny
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    • I was arrested for stealing peoples electrons the other day. I was charged heavily, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Later we got back together and all charges were dropped. Now their feelings toward me are neutral.
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    • My favorite thing to do is crush children's dreams by zeus slapping them with reality. Either they are weak and give up, they are strong and continue on their path, or wonder where I got a book called reality.
      noondeer 15 aug
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    • How about another joke Conan
      xXBrian22 15 aug
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    • Little shit, anyone who's taken chemistry will understand these jokes, not even honors, learned that sophmore year
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    • Everyone is shitting on this kid but, Conan probably told him to say those things.... It's not spontaneous, the whole set is planned
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    • The kid’s type an asshole but I think that’s the point of the meme, so I’m conclusion, I have nothing to afd
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    • Conan went to Harvard didn’t he?
      cleman 15 aug
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    • “Okay now get this? Super hard one you might not get it. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789. Yeah I know that one’s too hard.”
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    • This is why smart kids get bullied
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    • Kid plays Fallout 3, thinks he's the most genius comedian alive!
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    • Conan went to Harvard - bro who do you think you’re talking to
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    • A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says, "Get out of here! You call yourself 'the God particle' and that's blasphemy! We don't serve your kind." And the boson says, "But without me, how do you have Mass?"
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    • I would strangle that kid to death and i dont think im by myself
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    • I hated kids like this in school. I loved making them feel absolutely stupid cuz they were so stuck up and I was from a trailer park and hung out with mexican gang members and rednecks but would fucking obliterate them in any argument or correct their math when they made a mistake
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    • He looks like the type of kid that the teacher sends out of the classroom for an “important errand” only for the teacher to tell the rest of the class his mother called the school to complained that they were making fun of him only for the other students to start making fun of him harder
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    • Fuck your negativity, this kid is on Conan. He must be doing something right.
      Kaliic 15 aug
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    • Conan is the best talk show host
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    • Bruh everyone has heard these before
      VEXBANE 17 aug
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    • kanep0e 16 aug
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    • Shit the fuck up bitch, we all know how to use google just like you, your not smart
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    • Everyone bullies the kid who says he has science jokes
      CumCartel 15 aug
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    • zerosober 15 aug
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    • What a nerd
      MemeSir 15 aug
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    • Hold up hold up hold up bitch, SIT DOWN, BE HUMBLE
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    • It's literally a scripted show for our entertainment. Conans probably the one who told him to say those jokes. You all really need to cool your jets
      Mergen 15 aug
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    • He looks like he not only reminds the teacher to collect the homework but also tells him he should add more questions
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    • I hate people who think they’re smart
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    • He looks like the type of kid that if you give him a single sip of coffee he acts like a crackhead that was given black tar heroin instead of their usual morning crack
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    • What do you call a bad shellfish pun?
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    • Me to the kid:
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    • Went to friends family get together and this little kid says "who's the smartest person in this room" I said "idk could be anyone" and he goes "what was the cause of world war one" I said "the assassination of archduke ferdinand" then I asked him "when was the war of 1812" and he said idk and his(1)
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    • This is elementary school level science.... but also I am a biomedical engineering major who’s and EMT and in premed, wanting to be a surgeon so... science is kinda just my thing
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    • Legit thoughts it was “why can’t you trust anyone” the first time reading it.
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    • It. Is. Fuckin. Scripted.
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    • What's the third joke? I don't need sleep, I need Answers!
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    • He looks like he tells every teacher that they’re his favorite only for another kid that has him in another class say that he says that to every teacher
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    • He looks like he laughs at every joke the math and science teacher butcher
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    • Conan should replace Ellen
      MushyOwl 15 aug
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    • Didn't he go to Harvard?
      krnobrn 15 aug
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    • y'all it's obviously a bit. Conan is very self deprecating so this is 100% something he would set up for his show. it's probably easier to tell by watching it live
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    • Dude honestly like fuck kids like that their so stuck up it’s awful
      jem115 15 aug
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    • He looks like he wouldn’t let you copy yesterday’s class notes because “you shouldn’t have been sick in the first place, school is more important”
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    • He’s the type of kid that doesn’t have a locker and carries a whole mountain climbing backpack the whole day plus a bulky lunch box and man purse on the side
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    • This is the type of kid that tried to start his own chess club at school but couldn’t cause not even a teacher would endorse him.
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    • I give him a C- for at least trying
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    • So he played fallout 3
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    • People underestimate how hard satire is to write. Dave Chappelle , Matt groing, Trey Parker, Matt stone are all brilliant.
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    • I kinda just feel bad for the kid. His parents probably convinced him others wouldnt understand bc hes too smart
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    • Fucking trash
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    • A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says “sorry, I can’t serve bears here.” Beat says “alright. If you don’t serve me a drink, I’ll eat someone here at the bar.” Bartender says “Look, I’m sorry, but that’s the rules. I can’t serve a bear.” So the bear eats a woman standing
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    • I got a science joke for you too kid. Fluorine uranium carbon potassium yttrium oxygen uranium
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    • A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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    • Did you know photons have mass? Me either, I had no idea they were Catholic.
      RUBYYACHT 15 aug
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    • Rick and morty fans summed up in a nutshell
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    • People hating on him literally don't understand, he's being a dick as a joke. Just like yours.
      HoboJob 15 aug
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    • Conan went to Harvard
      natygaga3 15 aug
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    • I hate kids like this
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    • He went to Harvard you little shit.
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    • didnt Connan go to Yale??
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    • Unlikely
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    • nah
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    • I don't give a shit where he graduated I probably have a higher IQ than him.
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    • They’re puns, puns live forever. Hatin on the kid for dumb jokes that are designed dumb is redundant
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    • Sad he’ll only end up as a customer service representative.
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    • Saturday night live isn’t funny
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    • Get some good jokes like. A guy throws metal rod down a hole it impales him from the top. Shrodinger boxes his cat turns out there werent any cats there.
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    • Oof reall jimmy neutron. The jokes he said were just terrible and everyone with the iq of a dronkey will not laugh just say hah very not funny
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    • none of those are original jokes
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    • The kids joking. You guys just mad that he's making you insecure about your intelligence
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    • If only he'd had the balls to say "shut the fuck up, nerd."
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    • I fucking hate kids who think they’re super smart for knowing surface level shit and then using this as an excuse to be rude cunts. media idolizes kids like this because they assume the average child has the intelligence of a stalk of broccoli
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    • Fuck kids that think they’re so smart because they made it through 6th grade classes with straight A’s
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