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    • Just shit louder to assert your dominance
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    • "PLEASE COME IN"
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    • "Youre late. Were you followed?"
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    • "Vacant." They get so confused that they piss and shit and maybe cum
      aproy a month
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    • My go to is “you can’t have any figgy pudding till I’m done making it”.
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    • "Occupied"
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    • Just fucking scream. Like blood curdling, fully in fear. Assert dominance
      Eva_Unit_01 a month
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    • *Opens door* yes?
      StOoPiDkIdS a month
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    • “You need to be in the next stall for the gloryhole to work”
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    • I shit with the door open so people don't have to knock. I'm thoughtful like that
      enjOyit 23 aug
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    • I just moan really loud like I’m taking a massive shit
      Toassst 24 aug
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    • I say "Are you Marcus from grindr"
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    • “I’ve been expecting you”
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    • my go to is “occupado”
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    • They don’t knock. They just jiggle the handle violently trying to get in before realizing it’s locked
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    • I just scream
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    • Just say "Yeah." And theyre like "oh sorry"
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    • Say "enter player 2"
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    • "Occupied" you degenerates
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    • "Oh? You're approaching me?"
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    • I awkwardly say "Yep" in a loud tone
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    • “No room at the inn, Virgin Mary”
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    • "You gotta jiggle the handle"
      Aeo_Veau 24 aug
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    • “Help”
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    • "Hold on I'm about to cum"
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    • "One second, I'm about to cum"
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    • “Occupied” is pretty common. It’s not hard
      Skware 23 aug
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    • “this is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed, bitch”
      TawneeHawk a month
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    • you reply “sorry sir, Im dropping the kids off at the pool”.
      smalldong a month
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    • “That’s not the secret knock.”
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    • Knock back
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    • I go with whats the password
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    • I just scream until I hear the voices go away
      xxxxvv a month
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    • I just say occupied. It’s simple easy and gets the message across. But I’m now going to use the come back with a warrant line. I find it kinda funny
      peach_85 24 aug
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    • "Im taking a shit in this bitch" usually works
      DrFloofy 24 aug
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    • One time I knocked and somebody replied “honeycomb” and I still don’t know what to make of that
      herpesore 24 aug
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    • “Are you here for your appointment?”
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    • "Oh good. You're here"
      jswaggirl 23 aug
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    • “I’m doing the dishes” works for me
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    • "Please let me eat in peace"
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    • I tried to say "Occupado" but said avacado instead
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    • I don’t answer that nig should be able to see the door fully shut and my feet in the ground or the porn I’m playing on my phone
      Woody1069 a month
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    • Are you here to wipe me?
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    • Just moan
      DSR_Paul a month
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    • You should say “I’ve been expecting you”
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    • "do you have an appointment"
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    • A simple "I'm in here" is what I've always done.
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    • What are ye doin in my swamp?!
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    • I always just say "yep?"
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    • "fuck off"
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    • “Your princess is in another castle” is my personal favorite
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    • “Could you speak up, I’m not wearing pants.”
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    • I say “Occupied” in a very stern voice. Always have since I was like 8.
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    • Take a seat
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    • Have you signed up for an appointment?
      Boosty 23 aug
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    • “Occupied”
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    • Occupied. You say occupied.
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    • “Oh, you’re approaching me?”
      Kakugan 23 aug
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    • This stall ain't big enough for the 2 of us
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    • I always just yell yeah!!! Like lil John
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    • "What the FUCK do you want!" is my go to
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    • Lmao “come in! The water is warm.”
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    • I just do my best Elmo impression and scream “ELMO LOVES CRAYONS!!”
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    • Just warming up the seat for you.
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    • I just say a long drawn out “yessssss” in a Sméagol voice
      dude_stuff a month
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    • I was using a porta john on a worksite once and some guy knocked and the timing was perfect because I shit so loud I heard him laugh and walk away
      Sticcster a month
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    • “Occupied”
      LikaSir a month
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    • Just say "I'm in here," but also follow up with "How you doing?"
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    • I always say “seats taken” in a southern accent like on Forrest Gump lol
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    • My dad always said, "One moment. Just finishing some paperwork." Not exactly clever. But, charming.
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    • “Yep, still shittin’”
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    • “ come on in the waters fine”
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    • You can say “Someone’s in here!”
      Brettwgg 24 aug
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    • I just cough really loud
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    • I say "Occupied"
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    • The right thing to do is open the door
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    • "Somebody's in here"
      EmmaStark 24 aug
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    • moan
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    • Who is that knocking on my chamber door? Merely a toilet noon, and nothing more
      guccigasm 24 aug
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    • “A visitor?”
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    • I've been alive for 25 years and still don't understand why people knock on a locked public bathroom door
      MX322_rbm 24 aug
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    • I say "Occupado!"
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    • "Welcome to shit city how may I help you"
      igotadog 24 aug
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    • *GRUNTS LOUDLY*
      LtDan1790 24 aug
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    • Just say occupied
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    • THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED.... BITCH!
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    • "We've been expecting you" in the most creepiest but, friendliest normal voice you can
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    • Enter at your own risk
      kingoooof 23 aug
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    • Yell "I'm cumming" and see what they so
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    • ITS HOT AND READY
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    • "I've been expecting you"
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    • “Oh, thank God! Please help me wipe”
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    • Occupied? Are you retarded?
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    • Shit with the door open
      All_Kinks 23 aug
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    • "One sec I'm about to cum"
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    • "STOP YOURE MAKING IT GO BACK IN"
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    • Perfect timing, I could use a hand.
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