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Iokes about German sausage ara
A soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
l knaw a guy who's addined to brake
fluid, He says he can smp anytime.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun
went. Than n dawned on mz.
This girl said she recognized me
vegelarian club, but I‘d never mu
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can't [Jul in down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
n was a play on words.
They told me 1 had type A blood, but it
was a Type O.
Haw dom Moses make his 123? Hebrews il.
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How do you make holy wamz Boil the
hell Dul afin
What do you call a dinosaur with a
extensive vombulary? A LhesAurus.
When you gel a
bladder infmion, urine
What does a clock do when it's hungry? 11
goes back four seconds.
l wondued why the baseball was gellíng
bigger, Thzn ix hiI me!