I took my dad to the mill the other day to huy some new shoes
(he is 66). We decided to grub I bite at the food court.
I noticed he was wuchlng : teenager sitting next to him.,
The teenager hld spiked luir In In different colours
onnge, d blue. My dad kept staring ll her.
The leemger kept looking and wnuld ﬁnd my dnd surlng every time.
When the teenlger hnd hnd enough, she slrcastiully Inked:
"Whlt's lhe nutter old man, never done anything wild ill your life?"
Knowing my Did, I quickly swalIowed my food so nu! ] would not
choke nn his response; I knew he wnuld have a good one!
ln eI-sslc style he responded without butting In eyelid
"Got stoned onu Ind Íuc ed I pnrnﬂ. Just wonderlng
ifyou were my daughte