I took my dad to the mall once to get him
new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab
a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him...
the teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors -
blue. red, green and
My dad kept staring at her. The teenager
would keep looking and my dad would be
staring every time. When the teenager
had had enough, she sarcastically asked,
"Whats the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad. I quickly swallowed my
food so I wouldn't choke on his response
I knew he would have a good one.
In cIassic style he responded without
baning an eyelid: “Got stoned once and
fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you
were my daughter."