• I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I
woke up on
the front lawn of my parents' house the
next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a
cab
driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My
dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
de Sep 10, 2018
Does tequila make you wanna
fight or
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    • Jesus y'all are some nasty ass alcoholics huh
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    • Don't make fun of lightweights. You're just jealous because they can get drunk on $5
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    • If my dad was forced to pay a 400 dollar cab fare for my dumb drunk ass, you bet he'll make me sleep on the lawn.
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours? How tf would that get you that fucked up? Fucking lightweights
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    • The second I start drinking I progressively get more giggly and super horny. Then I wake up never with a hangover, regardless of consumption, a clear head, and full memory. As far as I know I cant black out. My first time drinking I chugged a fifth of so co
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    • 4hrs? Please tell me you were drinking something else as well...That's like 1.5 drinks an hour...
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    • Tequila makes me want to puke. I once drank an entire bottle one night and it wasn't even a big party just me a the boys. After they left I went inside plopped face down on my bed and proceeded to empty a majority of the contents of my stomach on my sheets. The rest I threw up into the trash can 1/2
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    • Women can’t drink, that what I drink on a normal night
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    • Pfft. Weak. I got so drunk I confessed my love to my boss (we were fucking and shit) and got transferred to another city.
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    • Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those up.
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    • Drunkest I ever got was when I was 19. My dad invited me to drink with him. I was just starting out drinking and he had a bottle of whiskey and I had one left from graduation. We drank a 6 pack of Tecate and each of us finished our whiskey bottle. He was trashed and I was fucking gone. 1/2
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    • I took 11 shots in under two hours and im only 120 lbs
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    • Akatosh In USA the legal BAC to drive is .08 and the avg. percentage of alchohol for Tequila is 40% (80 proof). That's already slightly over the avg for liquor in general. With me so far? On avg. it takes 2-4 drinks (depending on weight and sex) to reach .08 in an hour. Assuming she's (again) average prt.1
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    • I've had at least 30 shots within 4 hours at a party when I matched everybody there, only reason I stopped was everybody else passed out and I didn't wanna drink alone
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    • 11 shots in for hours that's nothing
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    • I've taken more than 11 shots for a pregame and been fine what the hell
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    • You say 11 shots of tequila likes it’s a fucking achievement. You’re an alcoholic Stephane, go to rehab.
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    • Bro Godbless taxi drivers who don’t take advantage of a vulnerable person
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours isn’t that much...
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    • Just 11... in four hours... you need to pump those numbers up! Then again I'm kinda chunky...
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    • Woman moment
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    • Hah, record was 10 shots of vodka in 8 minutes. God I was 19...... It was my friends 19th birthday..... I held my shit 😂 never threw up, I remember it all, he passed out leaned against the couch and puked everywhere like 6 times In his sleep.we went shot for shot a while bottle Popov, and a....
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    • I took 11 shots in about 4 hours one time. I was taking it easy since it was a Tuesday and I had work the next day.
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    • I'm always jealous of people's drinking stories, due to physical limitations its almost impossible for me to get drunk, (I'm missing a certain enzyme that breaks down a key component in alcohol so the effects of it don't hit me almost at all) All I get is a very flushed face and a headache 1/2
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    • 11 shots of tequila in 4 hours? Ok. Guys I need legitimate advice or insight or something. On the 4th i had 12-14 shots of Jessie James, Jeager, and honey whiskey (combined) in less than an hour. but i was fine, I wasn't slurring, stumbling and hell even took my youngest brother home that night 1/2
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    • Lmao, what kind of light weight blacks out from 11 shots
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    • I once took 16 double shots of tequila on my second trip to Mexico at the first port we docked at as a bet when I was 17 and I was having a fuckin blast but then I heard the cruise ship horn signaling that it was time to head back to the ship and that’s when I realized I had stumbled all the (1/2)
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    • Fast healthy metabolism = drunk off three whiteclaws. i’d call that a win
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    • i’m just here for the comments. they are 🔥
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    • Yikes!
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    • Tequila makes me punch the people I love in the face, so I just avoid it. Whiskey is better anyway.
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    • See the problem is that cabs are fucking expensive. Bet an Uber could’ve done that with $250
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    • My dad would’ve said tf is this idk who this is
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    • FIGHT my FUCKing parents
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    • First time I drank, I did 15 shots. 7 vodka, 8 whiskey. I danced. Watched tv when the room started spinning. Stood up, didn’t even put full weight on me foot before crashing down & projectile hurling. Hugged a toilet, napped. My mom came home n took me to iHop. (1/2)
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    • Thats not that much, how do you get blackout on 11 shots? I drank a whole handle in an hour as a challenge (for 50 bucks, not worth it btw) and I remember it pretty well cause I was drinking a lot of water
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    • I drank almost a whole fifth of tequila once my cousin took me to the club apparently took more shots. She said I disappeared went to look for me found me with half my body in one of those huge trash cans they were about to call the ambulance I had alcohol poisoning but she took me instead tried to
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    • I never had a problem with it, but I just hate the taste of tequila
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    • My dad would do the same
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    • Gin > whiskey > rum > vodka > tequila fight me
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    • Another one, another one, another post with 3 comments
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    • Wow 11 shots wow that's so much wow I'm impressed haha quirky
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    • Another issue avoided with being straight edge
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    • That's weak af
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    • Well....we can see who's parents are disappointed in them now.
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours? What a bitch. I don't drink anymore, but when I did I'd drink around 1000ml of whatever in like a 2 hour period at every party. I usually ended up naked. Hmmm.
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    • 11 shots over 4 hours isnt very much...
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    • Weak, i start off with 6 then do two shots every hour till morning
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    • Tequila isn't that bad. But then again for me I'd consider vodka to be my tequila. Espescially the cheap flavored stuff like Nikolai. Too many nights of that shit.
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    • Yeah, so im allergic to alcohol, but still when I drink 11 shots the worst that happens is my body turns red and can barely breath. I only get a little drunk.
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    • For all you shit talkers
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    • I drank 8 shots in 2 hours and it was just pleasant.
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    • I took 18 shots of tequila in 45 minutes on an empty stomach on August 31, 2001.
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    • I can get tipsy at around 5-6 shots, but not sure how much i can even get near that amount of shitfaced.
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    • That’s less than 3 drinks an hour..... that’s just like a solid buzz.....
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    • It’s weird. When I’m horny I wanna drink. Any other time I don’t really care for it
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    • But the fact that your dad paid the fair.
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    • That’s such a dad move. Exactly what my dad would do. Then he’d turn the sprinklers on and be standing on the porch with a cup of coffee and softly say “you owe me $400”
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours? That’s like 3 an hour that ain’t shit. Until you’ve drank a half gallon of whiskey or vodka by yourself in a single night dont @ me
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    • Makes me horny ngl
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    • Weak, I'm a light weight but I have a high blackout threshhold
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    • 11? Weak bitch.
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    • When your fatt and not hot enough this happens
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    • Last night took shots of tequila at an oaster bar. Come out of my black out and I’m eating dinner with my parents at like 7pm. Took a nap then had to drive lol
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours got you that fucked up? Damn kiddo lol
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    • If I took 11 shots in 4 hours I would be quite intoxicated indeed, but not blackout
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    • Ive still never been able to get drunk. I just get stomach pain or crash from the carbs in take from the alcohol(beer for instance) and wake up within 30 minutes feeling fine. Like i can chug 3 4lokos and half a liter of tequila within 15 minjtes and not feel anything
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    • I drank 3 long island ice teas in an hour
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    • Try having 13 shots of tequila and two beers in less than one hour.
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    • Personally Tequila makes me f*ck 😝
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    • That's only like at most 3 an hour...
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    • I drank an unreasonable amount of fireball once, got really drunk, stumbled into the bathroom while my mom was in there, apparently said sorry and that I felt sick, she left, vomited for about 2 hours. Parents didn’t even suspect alcohol, just thought it was a stomach bug like my mom had last week.
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    • “I don’t know who this drunk bitch is”
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    • Best part is how he’s willing to pay the $400 but not take you inside
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    • Being a lightweight is the best. You don’t spend near as much on the booze
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    • the only time i ever got drunk for some reason i got really cocky about my athletic abilities and challenged a track runner to a race and tried to do squats while holding this girl but just fell after the second one. i also wanted to race my car but luckily my boy took my keys from me
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    • I dunno if I should be happy or sad about my inability to get drunk
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    • 11 shots in 4 hours? I had 19 in an hour and a half
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    • Hah 400$? That's not alot. I heard about a student going nuts. He was 3700 in overdraft on payday...
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    • Tequila’s probably the nastiest shit I’ve ever had, I’d take straight shots of Everclear over it any day.
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    • I once took 19 shots of random liquor in under 4 hours, I woke up from my black out at home without a hangover, I might be a god
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    • Sober gang wya
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    • Yknow, I'm bigger fan of downing four and then putting the pedal to the floor.
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    • I've never gotten shit face drunk but everytime I do drink it just makes me more outgoing than my
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    • I get fucked up on 6 shots of tequila and bottle of baileys. Ain't ever blacked out though. Can't walk but I know what I'm doing.
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    • Nigga 11+ shots is what i normally drink on a night of drinking
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    • Weak but an acceptable story
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    • Try 11 shots in one hour. Not me, but a friend. It was when we first started drinking, and his older brother made him do it. I actually felt bad for him.
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    • Weak
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    • 11 shots of tequila? That's not much
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    • I mix my alchohol with other alchohol and still remember the night before fear me
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    • When I was 12 I stole my parents tequila and did 8 shots in under 30 minutes because I wasn't feeling anything. Needless to say I threw up all over my room and then had a hangover for 2 days. My parents still think I had the flu
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    • Tried tequila last night. It’s kinda like scotch in some ways. Not horrible
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    • That's weak. Try 9 shots of jaegar over a 1 hour period having only 1 kidney.
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