• I told you no one is home
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    • My girlfriend did this once as revenge I went through her whole house and stole all the snacks I found
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    • They cropped out the last messege saying "why is there shit on the back porch?
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    • I just don’t wanna be lonely
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    • Who tf posting furry porn in the comments
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    • “No respect. I tell ya, I get no respect!”
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    • Guess I’m getting that flat screen tv
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    • Jokes on you he fucked the house
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    • Stolen from Rodney Dangerfield smh
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    • I am shrek
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    • If you say "k" in any context you're gay
      Sir_Heimz 31 jul
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    • Break in and wait
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    • If any men out there are touch starved/affection starved enough and want a girl who’ll give them attention and live within a few states of CA dm me
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    • Im early.
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    • user1tom 2 aug
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    • Very cool i would do that if I had those circumstances
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    • So I hit it off well with this girl and we started talking she invited me over to her house to watch movies with her and she was telling me if I liked a girl I should make the first move should I try and make the first move on her?
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    • Saying "wanna come over " implies that the person texting is at home
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    • Kiirito 31 jul
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    • August is Saturday
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    • My boyfriend did this to me. I was so fucking pissed. He said he wanted to play on his PS with me
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    • My gf did this to me before so I put her cat in the freezer, it almost died
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    • MRelate 31 jul
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      Krystal 31 jul
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    • I actually don't mind meme man. Am I crazy? He's just so dumb that it's funny.
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    • Reminds me of the meme where the guys like of no ones home that means your not there either nice try buddy
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    • Sniddler 2 aug
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    • I would straight up box my girl if she did that
      SulVur 2 aug
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    • That’s just mean
      xThane 2 aug
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    • And then the burglary began
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    • “Breaks into home”
      Cattigen 2 aug
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    • One like equals one day without something idk top comment decides
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    • Any bitch that says"k" cant be trusted
      Janggz 2 aug
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    • Story of my life
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    • Okay rodney
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    • “Few minutes”
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    • So free tv
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    • This is hilarious
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    • She said “come” which means she is already at the place which means this fake text conversation is fucking ret@rded
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    • That's tuff
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    • the drive was 9 minutes. It was harmless
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    • Rodney Dangerfield gotta love that guy "I was an ugly baby like when I born the doctor slapped my mother:
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    • "Ok, can i play your ps5 then?"
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    • I hate these fake ass text memes. Same
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    • lool
      thedog12 1 aug
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    • Oh.. then whose in your room😶
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    • RikWrok 31 jul
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    • Alone, horny, and bamboozled. The worst kind of trickery.
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    • Moon_FNC 31 jul
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    • That’s means naked in the living room time
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    • Lmao gone wrong
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    • If she says k as a response, just no
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    • Oooof that’s an old Rodney dangerfield joke
      brebel 31 jul
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    • I hate it when people just say “K”. I put the effort of constructing a sentence for you and you can’t even contruct 1 fucking word.
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    • I hate looking that thing it’s not funny it looks like a crash course dummy
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    • im probly showin up hard at that point so ima just bust on your door handle
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    • Ha that's what you get for simping
      Nudables 31 jul
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    • How is this a prank? Stupid fucking reaction images
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    • Sweet. Now I'm going to break into your house
      Shammy_OG 31 jul
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    • Power play: undress and wait for them to get home
      RusseII 31 jul
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    • Ya done my boy dirty and for that I can never forgive you
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    • Ok but they said "come" over implying they were at the house
      Sneegsnag 31 jul
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    • Trippy by Anderson .Paak and J Cole
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    • Break in her house and take everything valuable
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    • Time to rob her ass
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    • EazyDrop 31 jul
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    • Take her Nintendo switch and break it. PRENK
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    • Gottem m
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    • The word "come" infers that you are in the place you are referring to.
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    • I actually have been wondering how I’ve been here 18 years and never had a relationship that lasted more than a week. Like I mean odds of that have got to be low
      UnJustAF 31 jul
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    • Smartphoened
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    • So after 1 meme with 69420, 2 memes of porn related shit, and 2 memes of the 4 horseman we get new meme
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    • Youve made him horny, and nothings there to satiate. Dudes gonna bang your cat
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    • Bruh that’s evil
      Da_boy21 31 jul
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    • Bruh sent at 5:55 read at 5:54, both pm
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    • I see someone in you're house. Oh wait, that's just my reflection in your mirror
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    • Anyone who says “k” in a normal conversation are retarded. Saying just “k” is disrespectful so only do it when you are pissed or dont like the person.
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    • Got own
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    • The word "come" would mean the direct person saying it would be there and push the "no one" to leave themselves as an exception
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    • Come means to go to the speakers location
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    • If u pull this shit on me...I'm stealing ur furniture...
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    • Prank*
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    • Joke stolen from the legendary Rodney Dangerfield !
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    • Stupid man/woman
      FBImeme 31 jul
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    • Damn i wanted pizza
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