• i told acustomer good morning and
he said "time means nothing to me"
he's the only person i've ever
respected
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    • "Time is an illusion. And so are pants. So they both mean nothing to me." I explain to the officer at the playground on a Tuesday evening..
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    • I told someone "i hope you have a good day!" They said. "i wont, but thanks anyway."
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    • Boys I’m up for a big promotion and I am having my final interview at 2 wish me luck
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    • YOU CAN LIKE AND DISLIKE THE ADS NOW??
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    • Time is a construct, also like... 96% sure this didn't happen but alrighty
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    • He meant literally, like he’s a god
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    • "Time means nothing to me, but I appreciate the well wishes, thank you."
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    • A girl once told me "I hope you have a good day!" ....I told her "I won't but thanks anyways."
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    • Ron Swanson
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    • Time is not but an illusion and I wait in this illusion hoping one day it finally stops
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    • Calm down HG Wells
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    • Dude was probably hard core into Atheism and alcohol.
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    • A spergic weirdo shouldn’t be your role model
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    • That's cuz his pussy timeless
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    • Sounds like an actual loser.
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    • He 2 cool 4 skool 😎
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    • Who tf you work with, Ron Swanson
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    • Why do we respect people like this? One time, I was in lane with my grandpa at Walmart. And the cashier asked for a phone number like they always do to a customer in front of us. And this man puts his cellphone on the counter and says, “I ain’t got no damn phone.” Never respected a man so much.
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    • Time is an illusion, the soul is eternal!
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    • I say this on the daily almost every argument with my gf I slap her with the good ol I could come back in 100 years and the dishes will still be there I don't be too do them now
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    • Same energy as "I have no soul. Have a nice day!" "I don't have one either."
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    • That sounds like exactly some shit I would say.. like when I told my coworker I could see 3 seconds into the future lol
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    • He works 3rd shifts i promise you.
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    • That sounds like something I would’ve blurred out in all honesty. So, big mood right there
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    • He probably didn’t sleep that night
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    • Had a customer not reply, handed me a list of what they wanted, paid, I loaded them and then they left, favorite customer.
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    • retirement time is the best time.
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    • I think you met real life Ron Swanson
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    • I usually close, so on the days I open, I frequently tell customers to "have a nice night". Get a lot of weird looks lol
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    • Did he mention that he was also a time traveler?
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    • This guy kept making bad jokes and then he said “The last thing you guys need is a wise guy huh” and I just said yeah
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    • Tbh stuff like morning and night are weird when you work graveyards so makes sense
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    • I respect the ppl that tell me to also have a goodnight, or "dont work too hard" it feels so nice
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    • That's dumb
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    • I mean time may be a construct but the earth spinning on its axis with day and night cycles is very real. And morning is just after sunrise and before the sun peaks in the sky. So you could still wish someone a good morning/day/night without believing in time.
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    • Sounds like Ron Swanson
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    • Meme fact, this was actually doctor strange it’s true I was the coffee 8/10
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    • Guys my boss found out I was sleeping with his daughter. He just called me into his office. Wish me luck! (She’s very mature for a 1st grader btw)
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    • Cringe ass nigga
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    • It takes so little to impress you
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    • Night shift workers know the struggle of people saying have a good night when you wake up and good morning right before you go to bed
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    • It was me
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    • Walked over to Walgreens with my friends the other day and bought some stuff. We basically got some salt water taffy, a small container of ice cream, white chocolate coated oreo minis and a Lego set
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    • What up with her leg?
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    • I told someone "Have a good day" and they said "have a better one". Made my day
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    • That might have entirely been me
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    • Nice
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    • Time is the only thing of that has true value.
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    • This quarantine has done the same to me. I used to feel like the days were way too short if i got up later than 8am but now i wake up at noon and go to bed at 10 and the day feels just as long as waking up a 6 and going to bed at midnight
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    • Thought of that scene from drake and josh with josh talking to the delivery guy. Miss that show...
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    • I want to die
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    • I can dig it
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    • Nudes or it didn’t happen
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    • Nudes or it didn’t happen.
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    • i work a 12hr night swing shift, i feel those words in my soul
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    • Working in a retail position has made me a misanthrope
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    • Ok but why does your leg look like a third arm
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    • I asked a customer how their day was going and then they replied with “that’s irrelevant”
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    • Once I told a customer to enjoy her day and she said “I’ll enjoy my day when America is free again” lady I don’t care about your political opinion just enjoy your fucking day
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    • Not even being funny or whatever but I truly relate to this. Time is so useless to me I move around all day and only sleep about 4 hours a day.
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    • Is he Dwight
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    • I joined my cousins gaming discord and one of the girls in it started texting me and we were talking and she started talking about what type of guy she likes and she described me exact but she’s 2 years younger. Help me virgins
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    • I’m the fucking lizard king
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    • This is some Ron Swanson energy
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    • Same bitch, but I don’t flaunt it
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    • In reality you were offended and complained to your friends later that day
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    • ‘Don’t tell me what kinda god damn day it is’
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    • I told a customer (who got mad at me because he waited 5 minutes) to have a good day and he said no.
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    • When I was bouncing between graves and morning shifts. Fuuuuuuuck that shit, if you work somewhere that's open 24/7, never ever say you're available whenever. They will fuck you and not even have the courtesty to give you a reacharound.
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    • respect yourself
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    • Toki wo tamare
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    • can anyone dox an insta account ?
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    • “Time means nothing to me” rips ass and heeleys away
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    • it may mean nothing to you but look what it has done to your face.
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    • I used to work with kids in an institution and they had strict rules like only breakfast food at breakfast but those rules didn't apply to staff so I'd make myself a plate of like 40 chicken nuggets for breakfast almost every morning and I'd sneak one to the kids when I could.
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    • Time means nothin to me cause I'm countin no age
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    • Man, when I was a lifeguard like 8-9 years ago, I told someone to have a nice day and he told me to shove it up my ass....
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    • What a fucking anime charactee
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    • "Gender is for lesser, weaker beings"
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    • I've worked grave shift since I was 18. Time has become and abstract concept.
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    • All I said was "good morning" you don't have to be a bitch about it
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    • "don't tell me what to do"
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    • I was a receptionist at a hotel. I had a guy ask me if i was having a good day, and i told him no... he came back the next day wanting to take me to lunch
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    • That's basically people working graveyard shifts
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    • Time is an illusion that helps things make sense
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    • You met Ron Swanson
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    • I exist in non-linear time
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    • Big pp energy
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    • "The passage of time is an illusion, and life is the magician." Peter Capaldi
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    • I told someone have a good day after I rang them up and she said “You stupid the correct response was you’re welcome stupid ass customer service”
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    • Time is everything. You can't buy it.
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