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    • And all the parents came after ryan reynolds for that when it's their own fucking fault. They want deadpool watered down when it's not kid friendly to begin with. Fucking entitled shits
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    • They should do this for every r-rated movie
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    • Seriously, where does Deadpool end and Ryan Reynolds begin?
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    • Honestly he had every right to do this. I wonder if anyone got seriously triggered
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    • I remember when this happened. Shit went down but in the end Ryan Reynolds won because it was an R-rated movie and the parents looked like fools.
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    • Instruction was unclear and now i impregnated santa claus
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    • I have yet to see or hear anything that makes me think Ryan Reynolds isn't great.
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    • Not a single other actor could play deadpool like ryan reynolds change my mind
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    • I’m as straight as a fire pole but Reynolds has me as curvy as a spaghetti noodle
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    • Kids in the audience:
      DBWhale 9 sep
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    • A fucking chad
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    • Yep its real. Saw it im theaters. Moms covered their sons ears and stormed out. She yelled at the cleaner dude for like a solid minute
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    • IFunny hates gays but would Unironically let Ryan Reynolds raw dog them
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    • I wonder how parents who actually brought their kids felt
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    • The kids:
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    • Chaotic evil
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    • I love Ryan Reynolds😎
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    • Lmao. I went to see Gabriel Iglesias (AKA Fluffy, a comedian) and before his set, His buddy Martin came up and was all "I know Fluffy is mostly kid-friendly, but I'm not so come back with your kids in like 15 minutes" and nobody moved. So then he started saying something just like this,
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    • The kids watching this:
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    • Absolute fucking MAD LAD!
      gunniack 9 sep
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    • “he pee’s sticky milk” hit my like a train
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    • I took my mother and my 13yr old son to see this. My mother spent most of the movie in shock. My son spent most of the movie laughing at my mother. Best theater trip ever.
      dustyrh75 10 sep
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    • Looking at my empty life filled with sticky milky toilet paper
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    • Kind of like how people bring kids to see Jeff Dunham like it's a freaking puppet show. 😂💞
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    • The kids:
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    • Can someone post the link to this video if it exists???
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    • Ryan Reynolds was so devoted to the roll of Deadpool that he actually set himself on fire and became immortal just for that roll
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    • Wait Santa Claus isn’t real
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    • My parents didn’t even start to let me watch any r shit or rated m games until I turned 14 and when I was little it made me salty but now I’m like thank fuck
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    • My favorite thing he's done
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    • Looks like someone’s going on the naughty list 😧
      ofegness 9 sep
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    • Ryan Reynolds is the shit.
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    • When I was a kid I was really fucking scared that I would end up accidentally pissing in someone when we had sex
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    • I remember this, the parents were flipping out and just looked like overall idiots
      SpookyG3 11 sep
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    • One day some random girl will accuse him of sexually abusing her and you will all abandon him. Doesn't matter whether or not he did it.
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    • Fuck this gay peace of shit retard he’s so fucking retarded Santa is fucking real you fucking dumbass
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    • Ahh, classic Ryan Renalds
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    • Ryan Reynolds is a Santa Denier???
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    • The parents who brought their kids
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    • Parents who let their 8 year olds onto an R rated movie are actually scum of the earth
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    • Thats what they get for bringing their little kids to an R rated movie
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    • The kids:
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    • If you bring a kid who isn’t old enough to know Santa isn’t real and doesn’t know where babies from to an R RATED MOVIE, that’s on you. This is hilarious
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    • Damn, that comment about Santa is gonna get you on the naughty list.
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    • Ryan reynolds is the only guy who could make me gay
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    • Who wants some sticky milk?
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    • I think Ryan Reynolds makes me question my heterosexuality
      Naisu 9 sep
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    • Well shit. He literally made the kids grow up so they could watch the movie😐
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    • I wish that was a thing that happened before it started
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    • I want a live audience reaction to this
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    • Me at 56 - "Santa's not real?""
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    • Santa Denier spotted on American Soil
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    • “i would totally fuck Ryan Reynolds” this is why I don’t hang out with my sus friends. Now that I think about it.. I’m scared. It’s 4 to 1. DAMN IT
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    • Don't punish the kids for having bad parents
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    • It's rated R for a reason, and that doesn't stand for "Really a good film for kids"
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    • I want him on the eric andre show
      bishbish 9 sep
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    • Remember watching this on dvd with my dad and losing my shit bc my little brother walked into the room at the santa part.
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    • No he’s a liar...SANTA IS REAL
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    • No fucks given I appreciate this
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    • The parents who brought their kids to see deadpool are the same idiots who brought their kids to see sausage party
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    • If its rated R and even the fucking actor is telling kids to stay away have answering all those questions and potentially scaring your kids
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    • I remember when Deadpool first hit the theaters and I would watch as waves of angry moms would drag their child out not knowing the movie they took them to see
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    • Ooooooooooh so that’s how it happens
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    • Im gonna say that to my kids if they ask me where babies come from
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    • Not all heroes wear capes, but the best ones constantly break the fourth wall
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    • Damn son
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    • The ultimate Mad Lad
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    • Wait was that an actual clip that played in theaters at the start of the film or is this just a meme?
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    • Thing is, it's an R Rated movie, how did kids even get in there in the first place?
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    • Damn Santa’s not real what the fuckkkk
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • This wasn't in the actual movie. Shut up.
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    • EVERYONE! I NEED HELP.
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    • Van comfirm this is why i love ryan Reynolds
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    • Can anyone link me a clip where he said this? Because He 100 percent didnt say it. I own deadpool and have never seen it
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    • I’d go gay for him 100% but just him
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    • Yep saw this all I said was “didn’t I already learn about this.” To my mom who laughed
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    • I fuckin love Ryan Reynolds
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    • If Santa’s not real then where do the presents come from.
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    • In the future, I want to make a brutal WW2 game to that focused on the horror rather than being that typical “one man army” kind of thing. Like the starting scene would be multiple shots of concentration camps with the prisoners being marched into the chambers. I want whoever’s playing to be scared.
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    • Everyone wants everything to be watered down and not be offensive to anyone but fuck that. If it pisses you off then that’s fine, just don’t expect people to kiss your ass because a certain flag, religion, he’ll even history. It’s there, not much you can do. Yes there’s exceptions like Cuties
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    • I wanna see this so bad
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    • I mean...it’s an R rated movie, of your kid still believes in Santa and you took them to that movie you’re a shitty parent
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    • LuvMeMe 12 sep
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    • Is it bad that I can actually hear him say all this??
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    • This is why I love Ryan Reynolds
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    • Santa is real
      sogud 12 sep
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    • I posted this 4 yrs ago. Thanks iFunny
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    • I think thats fucking great
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