• I think it's weird that county fairs are being
cancelled dont get me wrong, i think it's
a GOOD IDEA, but... I just figured that
anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a
60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets
disassembled and reassembled 22 times a
year by a traveling meth head with an allen
wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of
butter, wouldn't give a crap about covid.
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    • Honestly I'm more bummed that they canceled fireworks for the 4th... If america can riot during all this, ain't no reason we should cancel fireworks :(
      Blasphemy 20 jun
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    • I used to work for a traveling carnival. And everything about this is true, except that none of the rides are really that old. More like 30-40 years at most
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    • It's all fun and games until you hear the coaster creak.
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    • I think that's why towns are shutting them down or not having them. They know people will flood there. Including myself, id totally go.
      Boshie 20 jun
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    • Actually the constant disassembling and reassembling is safer. Its when shit gets left alone that it starts getting dangerous
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    • Not related or funny. But wanted to show my dog, Remi. That's all.
      PorkSword 20 jun
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    • Y’all know the wheel of fire coaster that spun in a constant vertical loop? One time at the top, the momentum of the coaster stopped and my back fell onto the roof of the car. So there I am, 9-10yrs olds, screaming my ass off cuz if the roof wasn’t there to catch me I would’ve fallen to my death.
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    • It’s ridiculous, in any area where it’s not an urban population center, we’re seeing more deaths by suicide than by covid. In my entire county we have 1 active case, 40 recovered
      Diblan 20 jun
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    • Just a reminder multiple “experts” said the protest was more important than the virus. Too many people blindly believe stuff. Half the news articles say “experts” but never drop any names
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    • They’re just trying to create a ‘new normal’ and slowly get you used to your way of life being altered. Once complacent, more changes are coming. Behave little lambs.
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    • it is not the citizens that want the fair is shut down. It is the pussy politicians that are doing it to cover their own asses.
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    • The ones who would really feel even more at home in a plague are Renaissance Fair goers.
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    • Millions of people can riot in the streets and because they are liberals nobody can do anything, but fuck if people conglomerate at fairs covid might run rampant
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    • You cant social distance anywhere other than where dems tell you to. Be a good puppet, listen to your slave masters, youre totally not being whipped you dumb pieces of shit, everythings perfectly fine, go back to waiting for a vaccine, watch the news, be scared, the govt will take care of you
      glatata 20 jun
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    • Positives are increasing but hospitalizations and deaths are remaining the same or decreasing. It’s called herd immunity. Fucking open everything up.
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    • Nigs can chimp out by the hundreds of thousands but we can't have a two day festival and I can't go to church. Great.
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    • But yeah as someone who’s almost died twice at the county fair I do not care about Covid I want my funnel cake and dangerous rides
      bam0217 20 jun
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    • I mean the whole point is to force ppl to conform who don’t give a crap anyway. Fuck our governors who have no balls
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    • Covid doesn’t care whether you give a crap about Covid or not
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    • It’s the Democrats trying to make us sheeple they can easily control and manipulate, and their doing quite well i should add
      bam0217 20 jun
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    • Last year our fair had no rides because the guy for arrested for possession
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    • But it's okay for thousands to pack the streets because covid only targets people who want haircuts
      witty 20 jun
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    • look at the death rates in the opening states; herd immunity is working
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    • I think after everything that's happened what with our leaders saying that these fucking savages have full license to loot and destroy while expecting the rest of us to be fucking scared and shelter in place
      NonPCPete 20 jun
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    • There was a ride at my county fair called The Zipper. It would bring your seat around in a steep oval shape while the oval itself was spinning hella fast. It would also flail your seat around from side to side and was almost guaranteed to give you whiplash. (Continued)
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    • I work as a cook and it pisses me off when ppl complain that we sometimes take them off because it gets to about 90 if your on the grill and fry side. If your that worried then you should not go out to eat anyways
      jasclev 21 jun
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    • I trust most rides, with the folllowing exceptions: loop-de-loop rollercoasters, bungee, slingshot, and anything that goes upside down. I used to love bungee but then one time I asked to get out of the harness because I had a bad gut feeling. The worker and his buddy just laughed at me and said:
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    • We don’t. The Lib tarDs shut them down.
      JoeMauser 20 jun
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    • i live in a super small town, 800 population, every september this ‘fair’ comes by with food, rides and games to waste money on. actually very cheap for what you get. Im sure its cancelled this year which will suck
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    • You really thought they wouldnt fuck over them too? Lmfao the government has literally tried to fuck so many people right now out of work and fucked our economy beyond thought? This is so historic it's worse than the great depression because the government at least knows what they are doing now
      edgemania 21 jun
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    • I don't, that decision was made for me.
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    • The people who aren’t scared should be able to keep living as usual. Let us get it so you guys can stay inside and feel better about it
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    • Yet Cnn says its ok to protest by the thousands lol
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    • Call them a protest to make them legal
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    • We don't fear. Those who are afraid of legal retribution are.
      Siorc 20 jun
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    • They should let people do what they want and keep shit open but only let people who follow their rules in their hospitals.
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    • I love the county fair. A week of demolition derbys and truck/tractor pulls
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    • Problem isn't the fact if 'you' catch it, the problem is unnecessarily spreading an infectious disease to people who would be in serious danger if they did.
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    • Deep fried stick of butter sounds kinda good ngl
      BBdub 20 jun
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    • WOW
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    • Bro stay inside if yall that scared life has to go on.
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    • They shouldn't be cancelled. The fact is, as it has been the whole time, that most people who get it will never develop anything more severe than a cold.
      eregan73 20 jun
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    • Here's my thing. People cant come to grips with idea that we cant prevent all sickness with all our medicine and govt action. People die. In my county, there have been 199 deaths from covid.... out of 2.13 million residents. In '17 125-169 people a day died from heart disease in texas.
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    • Fairs are the best when you see your school friends there and then you hang out with them
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    • And we don't
      50PONY 20 jun
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    • Deep fried butter is nasty af but I'm still in for the rides
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    • Traveling carnivals are safer than permanent parks BECAUSE they are getting disassembled and reassembled. Everything’s checked a lot more often and things are tighter
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    • When I was about 6 I saw a girl fly off of a coaster Bc they didn’t make sure she was strapped in right and she died on the fair grounds :/
      Metrion 21 jun
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    • Had a ride break down on me when I was younger at a county fair not the roller coaster but tilt a whirl or something. Me and my brother freaked they were trying to get it fixed but my dad was pissed he just pushed them out of the way climbed up got is one at a time. Then got into with them and the t
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    • We don’t. Damn government won’t leave us be
      memesaver 21 jun
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    • Maybe if we mix County Fairs with riots and looting the govt will be ok with it because no one gets covid if they are burning down someone's business and stealing everything in large groups.
      pettclan 21 jun
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    • yeah because it's the people who attend the fairs who are canceling them and definitely not the county fair board
      kstove96 21 jun
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    • That’s cause people are sheeps and do and believe anything the media tells them to. They won’t go because they are too scared of a weak virus. This entire thing is a joke and people need to wake up and fight for their rights. Its dumb at this point to still be sitting home doing nothing.
      Trella 21 jun
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    • My mom had it but my dad (who lives with her) never caught it. Didn’t even test positive for antibodies. I was also around her for several days in close quarters while she was contagious. I also didn’t catch it or test positive for antibodies
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    • Dad was bitching to me about staying at my cousins and not home and when i finally come home, it turns out he has covid and now I cant work for 2 weeks
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    • As a former carny for 10 summers ... i can honestly say they're not meth heads. Drunk stones, but not meth heads.
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    • Redneck jokes aside, it's an outdoor activity. Full sun, no close quarters. Just mask up and encourage social distancing like any other place right now.
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    • I’ve given up. I won’t die and I don’t really care if others do
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    • Without entertainment people will be more obedient and willing to do whatever to make things how they where
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    • It’s a good idea to just not worry about rona. Let healthy people do their thing and if you’re vulnerable to it just take precautions like any other disease
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    • It's the rich posh fuckers that don't even go to them anyway that are canceling them. Trust me if they were open the hillbillies would come
      Drcool_52 20 jun
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    • Yes, but we aren't allowed to make our own decisions anymore, remember?
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    • Believe it or not something that's been dissembled and reassembled is safer than something that's been left sitting
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    • I don’t understand why liberals care so much about saving lives when they murder babies anyway
      LLB40 20 jun
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    • Highly doubt this person knows what an Allen wrench is
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    • We don't give a crap about COVID, it's just the government that does.
      f1rstecho 20 jun
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    • Fat Albert....who’s heard of it
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    • Because Covid isn’t more dangerous than anything else in life.
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    • I live in San Antonio so we got sixflags but I’d still go
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    • I mean it makes Ren Fairs feel 100% more realistic and you get 10x as many plague doctor cosplayers
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    • Approved
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • What is with the people advertising their discord/snap groups so early on features
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    • Well we don’t the state does
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    • They spent so much money on portable sinks and safety measures, only for it to get canceled on opening day.
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    • Is anyone even dying from kung flu anymore?
      moeaholic 20 jun
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    • It's a dumbass idea. Let peiple decide for themselves
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    • Jesus Christ can people stop being scared of the flu 2.0?
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    • I only go to the carnival for the food because my body is weak and I get sick on every ride
      Godkaplan 20 jun
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    • 'not giving a crap' is one thing - 'exposing yourself and then unknowingly spreading it to high risk people later' is another.
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    • Covid would fucking evolve in one of those places
      derb 20 jun
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    • That is exactly why they are canceled LOL they would be a covid breeding ground.
      MrGoatGuy 20 jun
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    • Seriously are people just ready to die?
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    • If you go to the county fair for the rides, you bout dumb as shit to begin with.
      Ski_U_Mah 20 jun
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    • Then they catch it and go to Walmart and give it to your grandparents who die
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    • It's because these ppl will then go elsewhere and infect other unrelated people. Sadly corona measures are no where near over... Yesterday alone was the highest single day cases increase worldwide yet with 290k new cases in a day... We will reach 10 million cases by mid July
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    • Any women interested in a group chat for nudes on snap?
      Lordya 20 jun
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    • You're more likely to die of Covid tho
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    • Society will never go back to "normal" till people stop being afraid.. Covid is a hoax.
      Natey_G 20 jun
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    • We don't
      Kamodo127 23 jun
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    • Actually a lot of them I've seen aren't being cancelled
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    • I’m 21 this summer and was so amped to go get piss drunk and watch a rodeo
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    • Because Corona virus is about as deadly as the seasonal flu. No, I'm not scared of some stupid false pandemic
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    • Butttt there’s an lgbt march in the city by me...seems interesting
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    • 1. Covid is not a hoax. The over reaction is. 2. No such thing as normal. Believe it or not we are all making this up as we go.
      Just_me 23 jun
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    • Somebody in the Indiana Kentucky Illinois tri-state will say "it's hot Don"
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