• i think it's very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You
the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy's hp stat to zero
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    • That’s how I always played, that’s how I’ll always play
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    • It cant hit you if its dead
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    • The best crowd control is death
      roxoma 5 aug
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    • Dont need to lower its defense if its dead
      iBandit 5 aug
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    • Sorry Elite Four Sidney, but my lvl 90 Sceptile doesn’t care that you used smokescreen, one hit and that Mightyena is done for
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    • In Pokemon diamond, I had torterra with Giga Drain, at the time, my life was completed by this
      Nebxla 5 aug
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    • How I played when I was little was just an over leveled Typhlosion and 5 fodder slots
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • Dont need stats with a level 98 torterra with surf, earthquake, and giga drain
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    • fuck you lvl 5 pidgey, get skull bashed by my level 89 blastoise f*g
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    • And all damage is learned through trial and error. No learning the difference between special and physical damage in this household!
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    • Swords dance garchomp. Curse torterra. Close combat staraptor. Lv 2 bidoof hm slave
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    • Used to have a Hypno with fire punch, Ice punch, thunder Punch, and Zen Headbutt that would wipe out anybody who wanted it
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    • In a game like Sword and Shield where your enemies die in one hit or less, stat moves are a waste of time.
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    • It’s so dam easy. Just. So damn easy. Granted idk offf the top of my head what they could do to make it harder but it’s so. Damn. Easy.
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    • I love using this tactic
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    • I was never old enough to play/trade pokemon with friends. Do people actually use moves that change stats as a strategy
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    • I mean, they didn't make it NECESSARY to use anything but damage. A good way to keep a large number of people away from something in games is to make it extra.
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    • here come all the sweats talking about “you’ll never win in online or tournaments hurr durr i’m a retard”
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    • Hey man it works, no need to change that. I am incredibly dissapointed in sword and shield though. They made every part of it easier and basically coddle you the whole game. They literally have to handicap you by not allowing you to catch pokemon above a certain level. And your whole party gains XP
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    • Anyone else be hitting the dislike button on ads?
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    • Yea tail whip don’t fuckin matter when you 1 hit K.O. Errbody.
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    • Never do that when playing against another person. They’ll hand you your ass.
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    • If you're only playing against the NPCs then you're likely overleveled and playing using type advantage. Meaning you should 1 or 2 hit everythig
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    • That’s how I played until the recent games. It doesn’t matter in the story but if you have friends you wanna beat then you can set stuff up and destroy them
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    • Only attack, this is the only button.
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    • my theory for playing DnD
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    • A good setup can make a huge difference. But yeah, most of the time I only have one stat move, and it's to make my opponent less tanky
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    • Dragon dance is the one that I give a pass to
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    • I only care about this with my moves. If I have the choice to lower my attack with superpower or defense with close combat, you better believe im picking close combat
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    • What’s team balance? I only pick the ones I like
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    • Fishious rend is op tho
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    • It is a kids game, if you have trouble just go grind a little and try again. You don’t need much strategy.
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    • I play this way. And I refuse to battle my husband who plays with stat damaging moves.
      foxxyem 5 aug
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    • Can’t play a nuzlock challenge like that
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    • Stat boosters are only used for those who are underleveled so i can boost evasiveness, then just slap em to fucking death while they cant touch the weak one
      Gunthar 6 aug
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    • Balanced team? No, power level starter. There isn’t an I in team but we’re sure as fuck gonna put one there
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    • This is fantastic but may I suggest, 6 snorlax-s all with amnesia, rest, belly drum, and seismic toss. No cousins are a match for the sheer absurdity of this team, and even if they do not take on down this team still has five more fuckers to go. I’ve had success with this team even against chansey o
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    • Enjoy your +2 attack stat in pokehell bitch
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    • Sad. You never know the love of getting your hit percent up so guilotene hits
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    • This is how you play porygon-z in vgc
      Tayyyy23 6 aug
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    • Dragon dance >
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    • Yeah, but have you tried using belly drum and sweeping with priority moves for the entire game?
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    • I used to think like that until I had cradily and realized how amazing stockpile and spit up are. And after that my mind was changed on stat changers 3 quiver dances and butterfree becomes a based god lol
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    • Thats exactly how we play and the only way we play
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    • Did any of you ever notice that one of the bosses of team aqua in Pokemon emerald called his team simps because you defeated both of them. Also there was a Karen in the game. I'll add pics in my replys.
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    • I'd use the one that makes their accuracy go down
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    • Anyone else play the Pokemon Trading Card game on the Gameboy?
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    • It works until you play vs a real person and they body you
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    • Thats how i played the "How to Train Your Dragon's" pokemon ripoff
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    • Yeah but then you battle winona and want to sh0ot yourself
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    • Some people say that the best offense is a good defense. I'm personally of the opinion that the best offense is a good offense
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    • When I was younger, I thought they pokemon could only learn moves that match their typing, and I still play that way to this day
      Okapis 6 aug
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    • I used to play on Smogon, since making a competitive team in game is horseshit, and used 6 sweepers, each with 4 moves covering different types. It worked surprisingly well
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    • In Sheild my team is Zoroark, Alolan Raichu, Snorlax, Venusaur/Lucario, Cinderace, and Noivern, what do y’all think?
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    • Yeah but like swords dance
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    • Sword Dance and Sand throw all the way
      Bshours 5 aug
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    • I always lower their defense and raise my accuracy until I can one shot them
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    • Sexy? No
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    • Giga impact can hit 6 times with a pp up.
      hmac13 5 aug
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    • Pow
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    • Yes
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    • I do that, but I use breeding and EV training to create the most powerful pokemon possible to completely obliterate NPCs
      Porx 5 aug
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    • It can be fun to spam calm mind/dragon dance to bully a whole ass team
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    • My Machamp is loaded: Bullet Punch, Ice Punch, Power Up Punch, Dynamic Punch. Ability is No Guard, and is EV Trained in Attack and Health. Item is Quick Claw, and it hits a lot.
      Mewdom 6 aug
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    • Facts
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    • I had one pokemon that had nothing but protect, and somehow it always worked, so i just had it sit there for every single elite 4 battle and just asborb literally everything they threw at it wasting all of their spell slots or whatever the fuck its called, and then wiped them all out with the only
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    • I didn’t even know it was a card game until two years after I even got into Pokemon in the first place.
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    • If toxapex gets 3 stockpiles it’s game over unless they are immune to poison.
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    • *gives my pokemon a shiny purple ball, a cool headband and a stylish scard* go my children, hit hard and fast
      DanteSSS 5 aug
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    • It works because it's a game made for children with no requirement for strategy
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    • ‘Brave and sexy’ uhh no..
      Xean 5 aug
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    • Is there any other way to play?
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    • I love how aggressive this is but the view from the other side is that -you’d get your teeth kicked in.-
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    • Tomio 5 aug
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    • Sexy for playing pokemon? No
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    • See, there is hardly any strategy to be found in pokemon. Most fights don't last longer than a few moves, so utilizing status effects and stat boosts and such isn't worth it when you could just end the fight with an offensive move.
      ZUTOMAYO 6 aug
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    • That’s the only way to play, why would I waste precious space with stats changing bs when I can just hydroblast you to sleep
      jolieho 6 aug
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    • This will still not be retarded every time it’s featured
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    • God I wanna be Gardevoir’s sex slave
      Boat_Man 5 aug
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    • To be fair stat moves are not as effective as they were in old games like you use to have to use them now it's just a strategy
      unNooned 9 aug
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    • You guys get stat change moves?
      Dyvinell 9 aug
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    • Ain’t this facts
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    • FACTS
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    • In my house you surfed up and down the side of an island to max out your Pokemon. Fuck the system all together
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    • Solid tank characteristics
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    • I used to be like this in terraria. I would never use any buff potions because fuck farming. Then I started playing death mode calamity and those buffs will change a fight completely.
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    • Exxxxxxxxxacltly
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    • One shots everything with my 3x swords dance zangoose using slash/iron tail.
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    • Stat moved are a waste in any Pokemon main game. They're only useful in online battles
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    • So help me God, if you raise your sharpness...
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    • Hyper beam spam
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    • The best way to play
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    • Only stat move I cared about was to put legendaries to sleep.
      me0ws 8 aug
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    • I'm charging up Solar Beam, what are you gonna do? Lower my speed? You have exactly 1 turn to figure out how to save your ass, and you dont know Fly or Dig...
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