Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki
The dogs:
this smalls like corona
SyriaC SyriaC
23 sep 2020
NEW - Finland has becomed the country in Europe to deploy "coronavirus-sniffing dogs" to 'sniff out the virus'. The dogs will be used at the country's main international airport in Helsinki The dogs: this smalls like corona
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Beth14 Beth14
20 sep 2020
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
24 feb
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
NEWS
FOX4
Woman complains patrol car is
'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car
[I by: FOX 4 Newsroom
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE
AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Camarath Camarath
25 sep 2020
NEWS FOX4 Woman complains patrol car is 'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car [I by: FOX 4 Newsroom THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Hey hey
What are you doing ?
just shaved my bird
Do you mean beard ?
USNInfinite USNInfinite
24 sep 2020
Hey hey What are you doing ? just shaved my bird Do you mean beard ?