I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
It's not it's suprise
Erios Erios
22 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... It's not it's suprise
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
YourGirlYani
25 mar
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? so 10Ms to live how i live currently
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done'
Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care
AnalR4peDaily AnalR4peDaily
6 jan 2021
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done' Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
The aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes. - The 50's aesthetic is down right amazing sometimes.
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
Natalie Natalie
25 sep 2020
© Based on: ANIMAL
Mr. Hobnob looks better in a beanie than I do Reply to domnosrdkayion' comment BEANIEEEE HAT
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Me as soon as the first fall leaf hits the ground
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree:
Mission accomplished
BobbyBlabby_CKY BobbyBlabby_CKY
25 sep 2020
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree: Mission accomplished