I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
your honor,
EAT ass, you lick buttholes
we just aint the same
mada with
your honor, EAT ass, you lick buttholes we just aint the same mada with
Natalie Natalie
23 sep 2020
© Based on: DOG
"does anyone else's dog casually morph into a turtle?" Hi
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
Yes. Trat's,
Shop being, ath of
Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
kuchisabishu
When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pvt_Miller Pvt_Miller
20 sep 2020
kuchisabishu When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
key nutrients in socks
was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet
am i a good boy
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
key nutrients in socks was air bud actually a mini golden best way to chew up the carpet am i a good boy
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
When you're so busy on your phone
..You didn't realize your son grew up
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
When you're so busy on your phone ..You didn't realize your son grew up
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO.
This is just a tribute.
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO. This is just a tribute.
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one....
The hardest drip in the animal kingdom
11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
AlmostShttyMemes AlmostShttyMemes
22 sep 2020
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one.... The hardest drip in the animal kingdom 11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster