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    • I lost my boner cause we were going round 2 and i have to go pretty rough for round 2 to keep it up. I lost it and she was trying to get it back up. I stuck my thumb in my mouth and blew like i was trying to inflate a balloon. She laughed really really hard. Her laugh is cute. We got round 2
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    • "Kept a friend".. so u were about to fuck the shit outta her, helped her to defeat cancer and she friendzones you? Bitches are savage these days..
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    • ಠ╭╮ಠ
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    • I’ve seen this six too many times
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    • So you do that to all your friends? Jw
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    • Because that's what heroes do should have had tc
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    • Should achieved the but then told her as you were leave to check her breast
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    • "Remember earlier when I was busting out your lower lumbar? Well I was groping your tig ols and felt some tainted meat balls, you should see a professional".
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    • I’m just saying, if she was feeling up on my balls and felt a lump I’d say “we’ll handle that but let’s focus on the task at hand first.” Just saying
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    • Inserts* Because that’s what heroes do
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    • He's such a good guy. He probably got friend-zoned
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    • He wasn't passing on one nut, he wanted to make sure that it was MORE than one nut so he kept he alive 😂
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    • Coulda fucked her, THEN told her... ya homo
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    • Or you can nut first then tell her she has a bump. Win win situation
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    • Because, that's what heroes do
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    • When i was real young i had sex with my gf n we were on acid and she pulled my dick out of her mouth and was like "wait your a boy and im a girl right?"
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    • If you spent the extra ten minutes to get the nut, you still could have got her to the doctor at roughly the same time
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    • R
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    • Ok how did u jump into the middle of the story out of no were
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    • Cancer is one hell of a cockblocker.
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    • "Mood killer, yes"
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    • What part of this is funny
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    • You could've still fucked her and just told her after....
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    • I wouldn't know because I never had sexual intercourse before. *Shrug*
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    • Why couldn't they have waited until after busting to say it?
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    • Because that's what heroes do.
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    • Didn't I just see this?
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    • Take out "kept a friend" and insert "saved my sister's life"
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    • Because that's what heros do.
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    • You could have just told her after then you saved her life and gave her that premium pipe. She would have married you.
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    • So he was still kept in the friendzone then? Ouch
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    • “Because that’s what heroes do.”
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    • I mean you could have mentioned it after, the extra 10 seconds wasn't that critical
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    • Once i gave this girl permission to put her finger in my ass during sex and what she put in my ass was not a finger
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    • Most awkward thing is infinally gave one of my friends permission to hit it and right before he stuck it in he nutted loooool he didnt even get one stroke in
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    • Well this one time at band camp....
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    • Awesome
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    • I saved my crush's life at a beach.,... fucking saved her from drowning ......then proposed her.. she told no.. I cannot get over it fml
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    • My dude she owes you head for life. And we ain’t talking about that make an appointment get her in the mood kind of head. We talking that anywhere at any time Instagram cringe challenge type of head.
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    • Dude just saved her life
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    • Thats worth at least a thank you nut weekly for life.
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    • I read the response before the question and I was kinda pissed at myself
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    • Cancer blows
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    • Why not fuck then say something, unless you told her to go to the hospital at that very moment.
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    • Did she at least thank you with a nut later?
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    • If any of yall are interested I'll check you for free.
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    • One time, when I was halfway finished poopin' on your Momma's breasts, it de-solidified... the amount of gas in the buick lit off from her cigarro... please tell yo Momma I said I was sorry... I miss that hoe.
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    • Gey!
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    • Because that's what hero's do.
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    • Why couldn't you tell her... finish having sex... then get it checked out???
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    • Cause that’s what hero’s do
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    • What a hero
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    • Dam sun
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    • Wholesome
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    • Imagine being cucked by cancer lmaoooooo
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    • She was only a friend after you saved her??
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    • Reminded me to check the girls. Thnx.
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    • Tbh idk why literally no one on the internet is bothered when the answer comes before the question?
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    • I'd say that's good looking out. Save a life. Always massage the boobles.
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    • Yes! This is actually the most common way women find out they have breast cancer. 😬
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    • Did she go get it checked right then and there? Hell that lump would have still been there in 30 mins. #GetTheNutSaveAFriend
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    • lol, so permanent friendzone then. nice.
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    • Should have told her after you where done
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    • I need a hero...
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    • Seen on r/WholesomeMemes about a week ago
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    • How many times can this get fucking featured
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    • That’s not really awkward ... more like heroic
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    • I was giving oral to this bitch and she yelled out so loud when she came that a bunch of doctors came into the closet we were in. I’m not allowed in the vet’s office anymore
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    • Same thing happened to me when blowing my bf, felt a lump in his balls and it killed the mood. Luckly it ended up being a cyst (and a testical torsion), probably saved hin from losing a ball.
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    • My little brother walked in when we were doing anal... he was 12 and still had no clue of it
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    • FooIing around and chipped my front tooth on a window seal. Couldn't get to the dentist asap. Was sucking on my gfs titty and sliced her nipple open.
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    • Next time plow her doodoo hole and tell her youre doi g a colon cancer screening
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    • Sex can save, create and fuck up lives.
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    • Who knew sex could save a life.
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    • I wish I could do that, but without the moodkiller part.
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    • I was on top in missionary and my cat decided to try to give me sandpaper rim job. Quite the mood killer
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    • Nigga done gave her a mammogram midfuck wtf lol
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    • He’s ugly tho so she wasn’t very hot to keep going 🤷🏾‍♂️
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    • <——- view my recent!
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    • Hurt
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    • Hmm
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    • yeah youre an idiot for not fucking her brains out then telling her after
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    • Coulda nutted then told her retard
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    • Yes but second comment is just assuming someone else's thoughts and feelings it could also have been him who kept it at friend or even both making it mutual.
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    • Not all heros wear condoms
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    • “Passed on a nut, kept a friend”🤧
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