• I split up with my boyfriend yesterday.
I fell asleep while he was packing and
he stole my toilet.
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    • Gives new meaning to “take your shit and leave.”
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    • Fuckers took the toilet. Cant shit in Detroit
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    • Can still piss n shit in the hole
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    • Can’t have shit in detroit
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    • The original meme is funnier because it shows that he too posted a Reddit post on how he took his toilet after breaking up with his girlfriend
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    • Hey props to the fact that the dude new how to properly detach a toilet.
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    • Idk.. falling asleep on someone after breaking up with them sounds kinda shitty
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    • Have fun shitting in a hole bitch
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    • Can’t shit in Detroit
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    • Wtf is that tile job. Jesus it’s hideous
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    • Cant even shit in Detroit
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    • I’m betting he bought the toilet
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    • She said, take your shit and leave! So he did just that.
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    • Fucking legend
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    • There’s a hole there..whats the problem?
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    • Did he steal your toilet or did he keep his toilet?
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    • Is that a shitty thing to do
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    • Can’t take a shit in Detroit!
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    • your floor broken
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    • She probably treated him like a shit hole so he gave her another one.
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    • Well if he bought it
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    • He *could* take ur shit
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    • Shitty...
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    • Can’t have shit in Detroit
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    • Can’t shit in Detroit
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    • Well, did he purchase it?
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    • He probably paid for it
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    • That’s two things that don’t have to take your shit anymore
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    • He probably bought it or replaced it for her, so since his money went into it, he took it.
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    • If he bought it then he didn't steal it. It's his kamote.
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    • Better cover that hole you'll be choking on methane gas
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    • *Takes the good half of everything*
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    • Gov. Pritzker of Illinois did this to low the taxes in Chicago at one of his mansions.
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    • Let me guess you live in Detroit
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    • That's a fuckin power move
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    • I’ll come do the tile for you cause I feel bad
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    • can’t take a shit in Detroit
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    • Yoinked
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    • If he paid for it then it ain't stealing
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    • Not the poopenfarten
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    • Boyfriend stole my toilet can’t shit in Detroit
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    • Mfers stole my toilet. Can't have shit in detroit.
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    • Yachachachachachachacha
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    • Shit on his floor
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    • My guy didn't even change the toilet roll before he left smh
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    • His toilet*
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    • Fuckers stole my toliet. Cant shit in detroit
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    • *his toilet
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    • Bruh there's literally a shit sludge on that hole.
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    • Its oj you out of paper any way
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    • put your dick in there
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    • That’s smooth
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    • Now that's a power move.
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    • That's what you get for leaving the roll empty
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    • Power move
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    • Cant have shit or shit in detroit
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    • Free toilet!
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    • That’s why you help them pack
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    • The forbidden fleshlight
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    • I believe you mean his toilet
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    • Yes someone who finally gets it
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    • Took the fucking TP too...
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    • Who sleeps when they’re bf is moving out? It was serious enough to live together. Karma.
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    • “Sh*t on the floor...”
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    • Did he buy it?
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    • CAN'T SHIT IN DETROIT
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    • You’re shit out of luck
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    • Well, did you tell him to take his shit with him?
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    • what the fuck is that floor? you gotta reno that shit
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    • Second post was the boyfriend's pov
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    • He did what’s called a pro gamer move
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    • He wanted to take his shit with him! Boom
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    • That is the best thing I read all day
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    • Can’t have shit in Detroit
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    • Nah i paid for this shit so im taking this shit😁
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    • Can’t shit in Detroit
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    • His friends as he walks into the function with a toilet
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    • no toilet to poop in, so she had to put her shit on reddit
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    • I'd never do this to Epicfail8686
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    • I hate petty shit like this.... unless she cheated or stole money from him lol
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    • Well that’s some shit
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    • By the looks of it, he took his toilet back.
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    • He told you he was takin the pot
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    • Shithead
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    • Use your asshole as a suction cup and boom! Now your toilet is never clogged and you won’t have to wipe as much. Or just buy a new toilet
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    • What an ass hole
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    • her bath tub small, its a foot spa more then a tub😂
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    • Good. You deserve it
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    • What a shitty thing to do ;)
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