• I scotchjolras
The bees and wasps now recognise me as the
person who gives them water. Which sounds
cool but it means everytime I go outside they
harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the
bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as
they just buzz around me non-threateningly
now.
lã theropodtheroblogs
You are their water deity now
& thefingerfuckingfemaIefury
”THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED"
"ALL HAIL!
ALL HAIL!"
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    • Wasps are d bags. But don’t you dare stop watering those bees. Fuck those wasps but bees are the shit.
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    • U should put crack cocaine in the water and see what happens
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    • If I had an infinity gauntlet, I would turn every wasp and hornet into a honeybee
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    • I can honestly say there is something so cool about having animals treat you specially, I feed the Ravens and crows that live near a bridge I pass by most days and they fly away from everyone else but when I walk they hop along on the ground besides me. People just stare in awe
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    • Now pull a Zeus and just FUCK all of their women.
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    • Okay but imagine someone’s reaction to someone just getting swarmed by wasps and bees and they’re just like little pets
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    • I prefer hornets to wasps. Hornets are curious and energetic, but ultimately smart enough to leave you alone. Wasps will straight up built a nest in your room and hate you for being there
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    • This nigga tamed wasps. I thought those sadistic bastards only knew murder.
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    • ALL HAIL JAY ALL HAIL JAY
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    • They aren’t harassing you, they are bugging you.
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    • Imagine the power this would give you. You are friend of the bees and wasps, anyone who tries to fuck with you could be fucked up by your small stingy friends
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    • Imagine robbing that house and on your way out get stung to death by a bunch of fucking bees and wasps working in tandem with one another
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    • It’s all fun and games until you see kratos wasp.
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    • Not true I’m a beekeeper and routinely feed bees they do not remember you and will sting you lmao for coming near them wasps are even worse
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    • Little did he know hes just making a breeding ground and they're just fortifying their numbers to take him out in one swoop
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    • When you do an act of kindness and accidentally become Poseidon
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    • You could make a religion outta that
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    • Harassing you until you fill up the waterer? I guess you can say they are BUGGING you
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    • My mom fed a hive of bees during a particularly dry summer, and it got to the point that they would wait at the door when they ran out of sugar water
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    • I work on cellphone towers and bee's come by and hangout cause the RF radiation gets them stoned
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    • At work one time a crow approached me during lunch time and I trew a little bit of food to it, then it started showing up at the same hour and I would feed him, I sorta gained his trust and it wasn’t afraid of me to the point it would stand a few yards away from me, one day I got fired because of
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    • This is false. Wasps don’t ever be nice.
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    • Poison the water
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    • I fought an hr or so long battle with yellow jackets once. I donned my makeshift bee keeper suit, & wielded a special staff & can of bug killing spray. I caught many in the air with the spray, knocking them to the ground where I curb stomped them or crushed them w/ the staff end that I designed....
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    • Dont give them water one morning. Let them follow you around waiting for the water. Or carry their “waterer” around while going for a walk. Freak the hell outta your neighbors. If anyone asks, “I became a deity when i couldn’t become a god.”
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    • And when it rains? They think he’s a false profit and crucify him
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    • They’ll probably sacrifice virgins to you
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    • *Happiness Dance*
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    • God mode unlocked
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    • Nah you’re their water bitch
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    • This story is fake, wasps know no loyalty. If they climb on you in a pool to avoid drowning, they will sting you for being there, despite saving them.
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    • This is legit scary
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    • You can relax around them at any time and they won't sting you. Never understood why people are afraid of them. It's like walking into a kitchen and thinking the stove is going to slide across the room and lean up against your hand
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    • Yeah this is bull shit and I'll tell you why
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    • All hail Plankton.
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    • More like water daddy 😏
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    • You think wasps are d bags, wait until you meet their cousin, the fucking hornet.
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    • #BringerOfRain
      DragonFresh a month
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    • Can someone find a gif of immortan joe from the new mad max movie pouring down the gallons of water?
      dickfuckery a month
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    • Who the fuck waters their bees and wasp?!?
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    • Throw water at your enemies and command your wasps to attack
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    • Wasps are known to pollinate things, same as the bees. But the bees have something to show for it.
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    • Honestly, wasps aren’t that aggressive, and I don’t understand why everybody hates them. They’re just bigger scary looking bees. But they still pollinate, maybe not as well but They still do it
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    • I have a pool in my yard, they water them fucking selves all the time. Fuckers
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    • I once was on the way to school on my bike and I was riding fast so when something hit my head I stop and felt my hair (which is really curly) I didn't feel anything and kept going. When I got to school I walked in the door as normal but as soon as I got the the commons area people were (in reply)
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    • That’s the same with me but chickens instead of bees
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    • Sounds like you're just getting mugged
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    • Your being conditioned subtly until the insect takeover that is iminent
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    • Consider yourself their god...
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    • You became a deity who brings water
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    • You are a real like deiaty
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    • In order to stop the wasps you must give them that which makes them stronger
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    • Wow, I come back hours later to find this. Thanks!
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    • The fucking scene from Men in Black 2 where k opens up the locker.
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    • *steps out one day* *bees and wasps all on the ground in geometric block formations buzzing in unison a sound rather familiar* "seig heil!" "Seig heil!"
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    • Bees are ok but fuck wasps. Like honestly.
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    • I used to feed the wasps n bees my leftover drinks when I ate lunch outside. They're good bois
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    • Hydrater of the Wasps
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    • I bless the rains down in the bee hive
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    • Now poison the water, eliminate them.
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    • Funny,the reconize me for giving them fire
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    • You are now a superhero
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    • Teach them to speak and tell them your name is hydra. You: walks outside. The bees: hail hydra!
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    • They sting me
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    • Do they actually have the capacity to remember someone? I thought it was all pheromones with them
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    • Did anyone hear a massive crowd say all hail in unison
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    • Cool until it rains and they surround you for drowning them. Your move bee boi
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    • I always hated wasps and bees- not cuz I was afraid of them, but because they're assholes. If a fly flies around you annoyingly, you're gonna swat at it with your hand. Can't do the same, with bees and wasps- just gotta put up with them or the fuckers will sting you.
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    • You have a wasp army. Think about the possibilities
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    • Bring bees water earns you bee street cred, bringing water to football players earns you 3 wedgies and an entire high school career of being called "waterboy"
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    • Now u have to sacrifice the queen, so u can inherit the throne. Watch game of thrones and you would be rich by now. Pussy all over the place my dude
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    • Learn to control them and send them into Congress to chase idiots
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    • My wasps and bees get everclear and meth
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    • Bruh..I think one of my dads might be gay....
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    • Imagine actually having an army of wasps... you could make something to communicate with them.
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    • So are all wasp attackers dehydrated Kathys?
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    • Both bees and ants are quick to learn mutual relationships. And they will actively protect the thing that gives them their end of the deal.
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    • "Does he not bring water?" "AN ACT PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!"
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    • Now you have a army
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    • Package them in jars and throw them at your enemies.
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    • Why TF you have pet wasps
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    • BEESIDON HAS ARRIVED
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    • Bees are cool. But wasps? Nah fuck them. They have literally no purpose. They exist solely to harass people. They are the assholes of the insect world and should be eradicated.
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    • He's more of a water slave. "Where you think you goin boy? Aint gon be goin nowhere till you've brought our water. That's right boy get them legs movin."
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    • Now you have an army to attack the neighbor hood kids
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    • Oh Jay can you see, by the dawn’s early light!
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    • ALL HAIL J!! ALL HAIL J!! OH J CAN YOU SEE!! BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT!!!
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