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    • Jools 13 apr
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    • That’s actually a new tree. So this actually shows that if you fuck up, you’ll die and someone better will grow out of your corpse
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    • Its a different tree, remember kids, step on others when they are down to get ahead in life.
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    • Unless you fucking die
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    • I just killed 14 kids and injured 25 and your telling me I can hit the restart button
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    • Um no that tree is using the corpse of the other tree to fuel it
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    • Nah that tree got fucked and now a baby tree is saying fuck you and taking the old trees spot, mad disrespect
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    • Nah, pretty sure that means you need to die so someone else can take your place.
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    • If they cut the first tree down they are going to get rid of that one too
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    • We aren’t trees dumbass, this analogy doesn’t work, stop trying to be deep and profound
      revov 13 apr
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    • No matter what happens in your life, you can have an infant growing in your corpse.
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    • All I see is a younger, healthier, better looking lifeform standing on your rotted corpse
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    • It's the Deku tree
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    • The tree didn’t start over, it was used for some school toilet paper and some random ass kid tree stole his success. The real lesson is wait for others to fail so you can take their success
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    • None of us will be remembered eventually we’ll be nothing not even the past as our minimal effect on the world will mean nothing as time goes on
      memey2121 18 apr
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    • Ok so I assassinated archduke Ferdinand where’s my reset
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    • Not if you die
      Logurt 16 apr
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    • Are you implying that is I die... someone is going to plant their fucking seed in me and a new human comes ripping through my body?
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    • Bitch yeah, just need to respawn
      Flavihok 14 apr
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    • I too grow back if I’m cut in half
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    • 99% sure that’s fake, trees that size don’t have that many branches and leaves or leaves that tiny
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    • I ran over my baby
      LilRed__ 13 apr
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    • What's funny is it didnt change the fact the first tree had died and this was just a new tree growing through the first trees life work
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    • Or it’s one tree feeding and growing off the severed corpse of another
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    • That tree didn’t start over tho?
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    • Oh yeah what if u today a million kids and burned down a National Forrest
      toltec 13 apr
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    • Unless you die.
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    • Somebody who has never had to start over wrote this
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    • Use the corpse of you father to further protect you from the elements is what I got from this
      deSpppy 13 apr
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    • Except it’s not even the same tree lol
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    • Idk man. If I kill 12 people or become a rapist could I really come back from that?
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    • no you really cant. you got one shot, no make ups. make it count.
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    • Unless you’re put on death row but yeah whatever
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    • Not if you are cremated, have your organs harvested, mortal injuries, etcetera.
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    • What if you die
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    • That's not the same tree, the first one fucking died, it isn't starting over
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    • “No matter how great you were, you’ll die and be replaced”
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    • I think you mean no matter what happens a separate life form and feed on your corpse.
      muddyhobo 13 apr
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    • Ya I don’t think people grow their whole body back after getting chopped in half
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    • Unless death.... that’ll get ya
      Tyjex 13 apr
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    • That’s an entirely different tree though if it was the same tree it would be growing up in the cambium layer
      zdawg5928 19 apr
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    • Or that someone new can take your place even if you’ve been around a lot longer
      Eggbe 19 apr
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    • Unless you're not a tree.
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    • *crawls back inside moms vagina*
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    • Unless you die. You can’t start over then.
      Sydexial 18 apr
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    • A new seed would have had to be planted for that tree to grow. Meaning the lil tree is feeding off of the dead one. In essence find a failure and consume them so you may thrive.
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    • Tbh that’s probably just a tree growing out of the compost of the rotting stump. It’s not the tree reincarnating as itself.
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    • sure if you're a tree.
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    • Good thought but the first tree is dead that is a different tree altogether growing out of the corpse of another
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    • Unless you rape a child
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    • Not if you die
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    • My dog passed away today I needed this
      bowdust 15 apr
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    • One time, back before shitpost culture was as much of a thing on the internet, I ended up on some confession website and there was one user there whose comment was "My family thinks I died in 9/11" so I mean I guess you can start your life over but should u
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    • Damn nobody gets the fucking metaphor
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    • Not if you die
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    • That’s definitely not the same tree
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    • Unless you get cut in half
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    • You know that is a whole new tree taking over the roots of another tree like a parasite
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    • 13 year old girls think this is deep
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    • Unless you die
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    • Not if you have a false rape allegation
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    • That is a whole different tree fam
      GunNut23 14 apr
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    • Or have something grow out of your body, spewing blood and guts everywhere
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    • They tree didnt start over thats another tree grpwing through the corpse of a dead tree
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    • That's not starting over. That's a new tree growing in the mutilated remains of its murdered ancestor.
      Sguig 13 apr
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    • Unless you get herpes
      Gucci 13 apr
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    • Why hasn’t my damn leg grown back then you lying little sh*t.
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    • Unless yer fucking killed Mr r/im14andthisisdeep
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    • Not if you dead
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    • This comparison is bullshit. The tree stump is long gone. Thats a completely different tree living in the corpse of its dead elder
      mcnack 13 apr
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    • Unless you die
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    • I am groot
      night7189 13 apr
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    • That’s a different tree and it’s basically a parasite
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    • Eh, more like Disney on Stan lee: the tree is prospering off the grave of another
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    • What about loser though
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    • If starting over means bursting through your mothers chest like a xenomorph than sure.
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    • That’s not that tree starting over. That’s another tree growing in the firsts dead body......
      Hsolo 13 apr
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    • I hate how people compare inanimate objects to fucking humans. Like how in any way does a tree growing out of another tree inspire someone. It's a fucking tree
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    • No but okay
      i_am_gay_ 13 apr
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    • Except death
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    • There is absolutely nothing worse than starting over. To know that are your hard work was for not and that you have to yet again get it back only this time with less will power.
      Odell48 13 apr
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    • Unless you become a registered sex offender. No coming back from that
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    • So if I slaughter a parking lot full of people and show this to the cops they’ll let me start over?
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    • That was from 9/11 it's called the tree of hope that is what made them decide that they were going to remake the twin towers
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    • Sorry I’m not a fuckin tree
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    • Dies
      PLEED 13 apr
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    • Welp i died, now what
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    • Well actually that big tree is totally fucking dead that smoll tree is just its child
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    • What if i committed suicide
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    • Unless you kill, rape, steal, tax evade, or are a pedo. Then you doomed for life
      Veal 13 apr
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    • Actually that’s not even close. That big tree will slowly but surely be split apart from the inside
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    • So if I was a child rapist with a life sentence chillin in jail I could start over?
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    • Or someone can start their life on your grave - Native Americans
      BpizOzaX 13 apr
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    • Unless you die.
      Spectral 13 apr
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    • It’s not the same tree ....
      Dpl6969 13 apr
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    • I dunno about that one, some inmates on death row might have some things to say.
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    • More like someone else benefits from your death
      loges5 13 apr
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    • Unless you are shot a bunch
      Blockon77 13 apr
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