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    • How can you have a baby with a guy and see him caring for the baby and not fall in love all over again? Watching my bf playing with babies and animals melts my heart I can only imagine how much it would melt my heart if it were our kid
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    • By how much of a bitch this woman sounds like, it seems to me like maybe it's not even his kid.
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    • My husband got 6 weeks paid leave and I honestly would not have survived those first 3 weeks without him home to help me. Between the normal stress and drain your body goes though during/after birth with post partum depression he was amazing.
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    • my husbands manager promised him a week of UNPAID maternity leave, then the management switched right before my due date and the new manager refused to give it to him, even though the previous manager approved it. so he QUIT the whole job to be home with us, and just got a new job after a few weeks.
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    • I just finished 16 weeks paid paternity leave and my wife loved every second of it. I helped with the baby, cooked took care of other kid. Something is wrong with this lady.
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    • Yo if you’re gonna be rude about it let him stay home with the baby and go back to work. 6 weeks of paid paternity leave is nothing to scoff at. It sounds like he’s gonna be the better parent anyways.
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    • One of my worst fears is getting stuck in a shit relationship like this but not realizing it until after having a kid. At that point you pretty much have to stick it out for the kid's sake. That, and being the guy in that situation means a divorce would mean losing the house, most of your stuff, etc
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    • Paid maternity/paternity leave is bullshit! You dont deserve paid vacation because you cant keep your legs closed!
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    • Bitch should be grateful her husband gets paternity leave when some of us don’t even get maternity leave
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    • She is cheating on him duh
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    • Lot of people on here have no clue what kind of evil beast postpartum depression is and how it can change a woman into seemingly evil woman. There's no way of knowing that ladies story but damn if yall ain't quick to call her all kinds of shit and judge her.
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    • Maybe the real baby daddy is gonna be there helping
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    • My uncle is dating a girl and they recently had a kid no matter how much we said he probably shouldn’t now he’s stuck in a relationship with a girl who won’t let him be alone with his son cause she needs to be around 24/7 cause she refuses to do anything but direct breastfeed and lost it when he...
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    • Plot twist, is not his baby
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    • Bro imagine marrying someone, moving in with them into a fucking house you paid for, and them saying they dont want you in your own house.
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    • Same kinda bitch as my stepsister. Always screaming how my BIL (frikkin GREAT guy) doesnt help with the kids; yet every time he steps in or interacts w them or tries to be a dad, she screams cuz he's not doing it HER way. Makes me so sad.
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    • Honestly I don’t understand girls who do this shit. My sister is the most abusive woman to her poor boyfriend and their baby/dog. She never wants her boyfriend to spend time with the baby or stay at the house, talks shit to his face and behind his back, and threatens to beat him up if (cont.)
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    • That’s because she’s living trash and doesn’t deserve anyone
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    • Can we stop posting stuff that makes us all angry and just post you know ACTUAL funny content. I’m here to laugh people PLEASE!!
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    • Maybe the man sucks. I had a pregnancy scare that convinced me to finally break up with my boyfriend at the time. Like no way in hell do I want you as a father or to be even near MY baby. He was abusive, self centered, childish, and narcissistic
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    • I've seen so many guys getting childish and needy when the new baby arrives that I can see why she might be concerned
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    • That's fucking awful. I think men should get just as much paternity leave as women, they have a right to bond with their child. I hope her baby doesn't sleep through the night til it's 2, fucking bitch.
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    • It looks like the dishwashers os got corrupted gotta do a fresh install
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    • Don’t you get it darling? Most woman believe meme do t deserve vacations. We have to work 12 hours shifts 6 days a week so that they can spend all of our extra money, get fat and ugly, and tuck our best friends all while vilifying us and playing victim
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    • Its gotta suck being a man.....damned if you do and damned if you dont! Ain't no pleasing women these days!
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    • my ex took a month off work to help me out and bond with our son . the day we came home he asked me what i was going to make him for tea ( i had been in labour for 6 days had to have an emergency c section and then spend 2 days on oxygen and hooked upto loads of machines because of complications) 1
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    • It's just the two of us and I love it when my husband is home with me. 31 years together and I still miss him whenever we're apart. 💕
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    • Unfortunately common. My kids mom hated me after she gave birth and walked out after he was only 7 weeks old 😔
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    • Shes a bitch. It's his call and she likely only says that because then she has to go back to work 6 weeks sooner
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    • I'm literally on my 6 week paternity leave watching the Mandalorian.
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    • If I had one I would love my husband to stay home with me and the newborn. It’s important that he bond with the baby as well and I would absolutely love the moments when the baby is finally quiet in your arms and you can just lean back on your spouse and relax. I want that experience. She’s a bitch.
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    • 1. Okay want to clarify something. When a woman has a baby there will be a bit of time after where she will be very clingy with her new baby. When I had my son I was very attached to the point where i didn't want him more than a few feet from me at all times. I didnt even want to sleep. And any time
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    • Sometimes I think about how lonely I am but then I just think of this and realize my life could be so much worse
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    • I wanna know what job is offering him 6 weeks pto for maternity
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    • Yeah, what a cunt
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    • How about if you hate your SO you just leave them and call it a day? Who stays in a relationship with someone they hate?
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    • How did y’all meet your bf/gf or wife/ husband? And who initiated the convo?
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    • Obviously she’s cheating
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    • Yeah cause then she’d have to take care of 2 babies
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    • Maybe her husband is being a second baby that she didn’t want
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    • Woman moment
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    • Woman moment
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    • She don’t want him home to question why the baby is a different color
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    • When I was is in 9th grade my algebra teacher told us he was married but didn’t have kids bc his wife didn’t want kids. I’m a junior now and I he told me he wasn’t gonna be there next week bc of paternity leave. Congrats my guy u finally get kids
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    • It’s not his then
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    • He took paternity leave anyway and spent 8 hours a day with his side chick
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    • it’s just as important for the baby to bound with the father too
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    • I’d take the six and just do shit I enjoy during my work hours, in this case anyway.
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    • Lmao imagine having a bad relationship, I got my dommy mommy
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    • i dont understand what's wrong, she can't have the baby's father there if her husband is home
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    • Plot twist, she's using the time to see other people
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    • There is a possibility that he wouldn’t actually do anything to help out around the house and idk about you but I definitely get annoyed at my roommate when they make a mess and don’t clean it up then say “oh I was just getting around to that!” When I finally do a week later
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    • She's fucking someone else
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    • Here is a hint maybe don't marry and ask for a child from someone that you can't stand enough to help you in a survival situation.
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    • Prob because it's not his kid
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    • She's cheating and won't be able to get her side dick if he's there.
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    • Literally about the be discharged from the hospital and I don’t know what I’d do without my partner. He’s the only reason I’ve slept at all and the mental support is really crucial. Plus he deserves to bond with our baby just as much as I do.
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    • I just came off of 16-week paid paternity leave. This bitch would have divorced me by then. I feel sorry for the guy, honestly.
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    • Shes cheating probs, or she's that much of a dumbass
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    • Or the smart thing for him to do is take a turn with his leave...baby sitters arent always cheap.
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    • My husband is a resident, works 80 hours a week and basically doesn’t get paternity leave. I’m super terrified of doing it all on my own when our baby comes.
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    • I bet they thought it'll save their marriage
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    • I get 5 days unpaid and I'm still taking that shit
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    • the idea of having a child with someone that youd say this about is incredibly depressing to me, and it makes me sad that the child will have to grow up in this sort of environment. why would you marry him if you felt that way? thats so cruel on so many levels.
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    • It’s possible she’s suffering postpartum depression and/or psychosis which literally makes woman do crazy shit and reject the people they love
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    • My husband only got 1 week paid. Then he went back to work, and my mom came and stayed for 2 weeks. I was just happy and grateful he was working near and staying every night at home most of that summer instead of out of state.
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    • Krys
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    • Prenup
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    • Just go gay. I get to hang with my best friend, play video games, and a workout buddy that can spot me.
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    • Is he really your husband then?
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    • She dont want him there because she havin a affair
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    • If my wife acted like that to me I'd make her regret it. Ill take my paternity leave and go on a vacation, dont ask me for shit. Change those diapers, feed it, everything on your own. Since that's what you want, to be a single mother.
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    • Makes it seem like firstly, it isnt his baby, and secondly, she's planning to have more while he's off at work.
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    • FTB
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    • What if it was because it wasn't his?
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    • Maybe you retards should sign a prenup before marriage. “We goT ThE hOuSe duRinG oUr mArriaGe” so then only put one name on the house— that who is paying for it. If you were smart you wouldn’t allow someone the opportunity to take your hard earned things.
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    • Fuck her
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    • What the fuck is wrong with people
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    • Sounds like my BM
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    • She will be the same type of cunt that will complain he isn’t around to help with the baby when she’s up to her elbows in shitty diapers and dirty bottles 3 weeks into it
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    • I'd leave her. Might as well keep from annoying her and the baby with my income, and company for good. Not like it'll turn out any good with those genes anyway.
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    • Some men are just dead beat husbands and fathers. Even if they take paid paternity leave, they don't help the new mom do shit around the house or with the baby. If anything, they had more work for the new mom to do while they're home. Why take leave so you can add to her stress?
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    • Imagine finding a woman that enjoys you and you two build a family together and be happily married.... psssh as if
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    • I woulda said fine took the time off and went on a trip to Hawaii because FUCK HER. Wouldnt have said I was leavong either, very quietly packed a bag, baught a ticket, and called her after i arrived. And then facetime her from the resort.
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    • Bitch just wants to lay around all day and whine about her life while he provides for her
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    • Damn girl if you don’t love him leave.
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    • Imagine being told by some bitch that there’s “no reason” for you to be in your own house.
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    • If you are annoyed that much by your husband at any point in your life you need to rethink your existence.
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    • She definitely cheating
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    • Ungrateful ass bitch it probably ain’t even her kid she just wants the real dad to come over while he’s providing for the family
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    • He’s having to support you and your child, but please, keep him away from you because he’s so annoying
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    • Sounds like a dodged bullet because any man who’s been around a woman post partum right after having a kid knows that he has about as much of a chance of getting his face chewed off as he does of getting to be the amazing husband and father he imagines himself being in the moment
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    • She cheating
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    • I’m a guy and I imagine the last thing thing my wife wants after her vagina has been stretched and a baby constantly biting her nipple is me there being like “But where did you put the diapers?!”
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    • Obviously never married
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    • Dude needs to take those days and head for the pub. It will make putting up with her shit easier.
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    • Maybe it's not his
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    • Luckily I realized this before marige or kids.
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    • Sounds like he should get to stay home and she can take her ass to work
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