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    • Like this if you want iNigga.
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      • still do this shit but w my moms purse
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                          • Where’s my goody-two-shoe brothers that never stole a thing?
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                                  • He belongs in the bee sphere
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                                      • For all the kiddo’s in school. Go to the store, buy a pack of gum for $2... the ones with 16 sticks of gum... Sell each stick for 25c each... you’ll have $4... keep doing it. Or sell your adderall for $10 / pill.
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                                        • Am i the onlybone here who doesnt steal from stores?
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                                              • Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
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                                                • Where is the “You had me the first half not gunna lie”?
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                                                      • In 8th grade I’d have to walk a mile to another school for track practice. One day my friend divine wanted to stop at a cornerstore on the way, and the clerk must have been restocking or something. Divine took five family sized bags of chips and ran out. I panicked, took one pack of gum and followed
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                                                        • Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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                                                          • Cant wait until this place is called INigga
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                                                              • Bruh the 15 cent can of soda is $1.25, the the 25 cent bag of chips is $2. There's no more penny/nickel candies. Fuck inflation
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                                                                • Well here in Puerto Rico in 2005 was like that, you can buy ton of candy with one dollar, the part of stealing wasn't going anywhere, moms here have these horrifying weapon, La Chancla, you were screwed if they got you doing bad stuff.
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                                                                    • You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
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                                                                      • Nigga I got you beat, I could go to the grocery store with $1 and come home with a new flatscreen, xbox 360 (new at the time), a minifridge and 6 sodas and $1
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                                                                        • Does anyone remember the days you could get a large mcdonalds meal for $5 and now it's like $10
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                                                                          • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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                                                                            • How the hell you gonna pocket all that shit and not get caught
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                                                                                • Oh my god how many times will this be featured
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                                                                                  • Not the dollar store lol
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                                                                                      • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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                                                                                          • I steal from family dollar all the time I'm surprised they haven't caught on
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                                                                                              • Back in those days you could go to the store and buy a packet of smokes and just say it was for your mum and they'd give you a packet
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                                                                                                      • They had me in the first half
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                                                                                                        • That's why you running into the store naked they cant touch a naked little boy or is rape
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                                                                                                          • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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                                                                                                            • U had us at the first half
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                                                                                                              • Or stop being a broke ass nigga and buy your shit
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                                                                                                                • ThEy HaD uS iN tHe FiRsT hAlF
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                                                                                                                  • 40 year old men on fb
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                                                                                                                    • It’s called the 5 finger discount
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                                                                                                                      • I've seen this same joke in 100 different formats
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                                                                                                                        • Cringe
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                                                                                                                          • "They had us in the first half"
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                                                                                                                            • I feel like this is something a middle aged man would share on Facebook
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                                                                                                                                    • They had us in the first half not going to lie
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                                                                                                                                      • Black people problems
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                                                                                                                                        • They got me in the first half not going to lie
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                                                                                                                                          • My Walmart literally has guards that guard the doors and checks everyone’s receipts
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                                                                                                                                            • They had me in the first half not gonna lie
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                                                                                                                                              • Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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                                                                                                                                                • Nobody watches them though
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                                                                                                                                                  • Funny things with cameras is they can’t possibly watch them all the time I’ve worked for Kroger for a while and I’ve caught more people stealing than the cameras
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                                                                                                                                                    • I hate these kids that are like “omg it’s not fair housing was so cheap you could get a house for 50k” BITCH THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY MADE A NICKLE AN HOUR.
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                                                                                                                                                        • First got us in half
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                                                                                                                                                                • They had us in the first half
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Nice job rehashing a Robert Frost quote
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                                                                                                                                                                    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • That's just what these iNiggas do
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                                                                                                                                                                            • That doesn't stop people from getting in suitcases and being pulled around the store while they reach out and grab stuff.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Shoplifting is rad tbh
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • This is stolen but ok...
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I once picked up 2 packs of gum and slid one down my sleeve then put the other back so it looked like I picked up one pack looked at it and put it back
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I know a store with no cameras so I still got practice
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • That’s still not hard to do actually
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • You buy the largest drink you can. Shove as much shit into it. Fill it with ice and a dark soda
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • See, when you got purses it still works. Like when I almost got caught with a snickers bar in my purse, I just put a whole ton of tampons and stuff on top of it and the employee got all awkward and stopped searching my bag.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Where you a kid 200 years ago. Tell me, did raptors have feathers
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