• I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical
hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises
the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the
window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers
chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past,
but an infinite present.
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    • Me to waiter: "Please bring me my wine." Waiter: "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969."
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    • Here come all the 20-year-olds bitching about how the “younger generation” won’t understand this
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    • It’s such a lovely place
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    • The more time goes by, the more ridiculous his request for the wine is. Imagine listening to this song in 3076 and you hear the waiter say we haven’t had that shit since 1969 like what a fucking idiot
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    • Welcome to the lotus hotel and casino, your room number is 4003 and we hope you enjoy your stay!
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    • Welcome to hotel California
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    • i used to work at a really fancy hotel and after my shift ended id just wander around and dick about for a bit. i had closing shift so it was like 2 am. there was always this door that interested me tho but it was always locked. it was up a short set of stairs in a very usually narrow hallway.
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    • ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY!!!! COOL WIND IN MY HAIR
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    • I like the hotel smell. It is equal parts sanitized chemicals and dust/filth. It is so strange.
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    • Living it up at the hotel California
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    • "...you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave"
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    • On a dark desert highway...
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    • The backrooms
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    • AirplaneFact!: Sounds pretty great, but I was too busy marching THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL, AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN!!
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    • There's this song called "sadness theme" it's in an Italian movie from the 70s and it gives off strong expensive but lonely vibes.
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    • Love it when you write out a long comment and it flags it as spam
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    • you can check out but you can never leave
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    • for my final years in life I'd really like to stay at the Hotel California
      Kasagure 17 jun
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    • They all stab the beast with their steely knives
      pigles1 18 jun
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    • Went to a hotel once that had only 1 painting. Not as in one frame, but the same picture repeated like 20 times per hallway and 5 times per room.
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    • You mean... like the Backrooms?
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    • Hotel art only has a bad name because of stupid art snobs. How the hell can "these" abstract shapes be any worse than any others? I've seen plenty of pictures in hotels that I liked. Does that mean I lack taste? Don't care, art critics are pointless.
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    • I immediately heard the guitar when I read the last line
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    • Welcome to the hotel california
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    • It's next to a dark, desert highway.
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    • Is this a hotel California reference? From the... eagles??
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    • It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
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    • There’s this really cool hotel in Virginia that has a triangular design and the walls are lined with rooms, the hallways outside the rooms, then railings and then it’s just open and this thing is like 9 stories tall it’s awesome
      Spoinky 17 jun
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    • Such a lovely place
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    • I didn’t even think about Hotel California. I was thinking about Camp Pendleton😂
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    • We are programmed to receive
      cralg 17 jun
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    • Yeah it’s like being in another dimension
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    • WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA! SUCH A LOVELY PLACE! (such a lovely place) SUCH A LOVELY FACE... PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA! ANY TIME OF YEAR (any time of year) YOU CAN FIND IT HERE!
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    • ...There is a dead guy in the bathtub. Life is good.
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    • The Hotel California. Nutted there once, very nice.
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    • "Bookin a room at the hotel California"
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    • I usually hate tumblrs stupid poetry bullshit but for some reason I really like “no past but an infinite present” to describe hotels
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    • Well then let me introduce you to The Overlook Hotel! I hear it’s beautiful in the winter! Fun for the whole family!
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    • Oh yeah! The suite life of Zack and Cody
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    • Such a lovely place
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    • The Backrooms are fairly easy to access; simply noclip out of the plane of reality.
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    • Also AHS season 5
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    • Bruh everyone on this app who isn’t a moron knows this song so shut up, (directed at everyone 21+)
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    • On a dark desert highway
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    • Same but with airports and airplanes
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    • Don't forget the smell
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    • The comfort of the beds, the carpeted floors, the simplicity of the bathroom, the weird small TVs
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    • bakersfield
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    • You should stay in room 1408
      KOmedic 18 jun
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    • Yeah, some say it’s a lovely place
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    • I actually stayed agnad art hotel in stl last night with my room on the 6th floor and a great view of downtown. Art gallery on the way to the lobby and each room is color coded based on emotion. Look it up it's a great place and only like 150 a night
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    • Finally someone gets it
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    • I fucking love that song
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    • Living it up at the hotel california
      batemait 17 jun
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    • The imagery of this post is amazing
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    • Such a lovely place
      _Amg 21 jun
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    • Hmm
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    • I really do love hotels!! I know the post is about the response but still... I really do love hotels, and this gave me a way to explain it to people!
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    • Sleeping in a hotel just hits different. Me and my wife went on a road trip for our honeymoon. And every night was fun. The sex helped of course
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    • Is it a hotel?
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    • I love hotels, airports, and hospitals, idk something about them is cool
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    • Its actually in Mexico, I went there
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    • It’s actually in Baja
      Beerlush 17 jun
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    • What. California? I don’t get it
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    • Your eyes 😍😍
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    • I’m such a fucking idiot I thought he was talking about the Manson ranch
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    • Become a security guard, you just described the work
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    • There’s something about hotel breakfast that just slaps
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    • Such a lovely place
      RayRomano 21 jun
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    • Baja you mean?
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    • Might wanna visit the Hotel Cortez
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    • I saw a sign for a hotel once in Gatlinburg when I was younger and it literally said “Cleaner than some, better than most!” as the selling point underneath the sign
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    • But you can never leave
      Reach 20 jun
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    • qUeEn MaRy aNd StAnLey HoTeL. pLuS bIlTmOrE hOtEl. lOvEly
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    • My college had to make a contract with a local hotel to help house students this past school year, so my freshman year dorm room was a hotel room.
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    • OK. So, on my cross-country trip I got a few rooms at places I'm not too sure I'm gonna make it to, at the Stanley and the Dolphin, rooms 217 and 1408. You want em?
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    • Guys the Eagles are still trapped there that isn’t funny
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    • Isn't hotel California in La Paz, Mexico???
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    • On a dark desert highway...
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    • WELCOME TO HOTEL CALIFORNIA. such lovely place. SUCH A LOVELY PLACE. such a lovely place.
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    • Here's Johnny!!!!
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    • I don't get it like fr
      loololl 20 jun
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    • Hotel Artemis?
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    • ....warm smells of colitas rising up through the air...
      kmg7221 20 jun
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    • It’s such a lovely place
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    • A ghost left this comment..
      tb1992 20 jun
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    • Smh the younger generations just wont get it like us ‘99 babies do
      Dolemite 20 jun
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    • aye!! i work in a hotel and someone pissed the bed today :D or last night rather lol. hotels are really fun but i wish people wouls tell us when they piss/shit/bleed the bed. its way more common than you think. can provide pictures lolol
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    • Just be careful you don't get stuck in the back rooms
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    • Growing up I moved across the country a lot, saw a lot of these. It was the best. Even lived in a hotel for a month. Super great vibe.
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    • Yeah.
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    • Such a lovely place..... Such a lovely face
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    • Isn’t that song about drug abuse or addiction or something
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    • Oh what a lovely place
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    • The hotel California isn’t in California it’s in South America
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    • Im litteraly in a hotel right now ironic.
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