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    • Eddgould 31 jul
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    • Jokes on them. My Glock is my cock!
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    • I need a permit to conceal carry my fat fucking cock
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    • M9 gang
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    • Saw this one story on 4chan of a female merc who gets most of her jobs in Africa. She had to conceal carry a pistol of hers but her shorts didn't have pockets. So she hid the damn thing in her vagina.
      Mayland 31 jul
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    • Tuck it under a fat roll. Brought to you by the “fat enough to stop a bullet without a vest” gang
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    • Uncircumcised dudes: are you challenging me?
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    • Mark ???????
      Eddgould 31 jul
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    • Butt possible!
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    • Just carry it in your foreskin
      blue_too 31 jul
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    • It’s only painful if you’re a bitch
      iiCosimo 31 jul
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    • what do you mean. i just store it in my foreskin
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    • You're not using enough lube.
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    • Beretta
      Neoxicc 31 jul
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    • zerosober 31 jul
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    • Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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    • Gun gang instead of “m9 gang” cuz all guns matter
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    • Unless you’re a girl
      alexmig 31 jul
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    • Ahh. The ole glock in the foreskin.
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    • Jewel 31 jul
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    • uncircumcised gang
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    • Best believe if I'm attacked while I'm sleeping naked that rule is going straight out the window with your body
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    • But stimulating
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    • I just put my penis in the barrel it’s very convenient
      PuppyPage 31 jul
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    • MothaFuckingDeadPool we do it all the time!!
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    • Ha funne
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    • Can't wear a mask and conceal carry
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    • You mean pleasurable?
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    • The ol prison pocket
      Viloff 31 jul
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    • Just eat it and shit it out
      Cr1tikal 31 jul
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    • Autauga 31 jul
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    • Anyone able to chat me with some.girl advice
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    • Unless you have foreskin
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    • I got a glock in my cock
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    • keep it in my foreskin
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    • Not funny
      c00k13 3 aug
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    • Zap carry
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    • Saints row 3 where you carry your whole arsenal in your ass.
      AbsoI 3 aug
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    • real men stick it up their ass.
      Vexati0n 3 aug
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    • it’s cold metal stfu
      Vexati0n 3 aug
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    • Concealed carry is kinda weak like just flaunt it pussy
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    • Unless you are fat
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    • What are the requirements for concealed carry?
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    • I got my permit yesterday!
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    • Not if you have foreskin my guy
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    • Have the features been lack luster for anyone else? I haven’t liked a single picture in 2 days
      Logurt 2 aug
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    • Me explaining to the arresting officer that the sign clearly displays no berettas when i am carrying a glock 23
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    • Was hoping for more foreskin jokes in the comments
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    • Hide it in your foreskin
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    • If it sits it fits
      TheH3r0 2 aug
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    • Time to conceal carry my 50 cal
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    • I can conceal carry without a permit
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    • Carry my M&P every where. Still trying to figure out how to conceal a full size pistol comfortably have a Springfield XDM would love to cary. Anyone have a suggestion?
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    • Unless your a girl with giant tits but maybe still painful due to back problems
      VFGGod 1 aug
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    • *sweating intensifies*
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    • Just slip a condom over the barrel and relax. It'll slide right in.
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    • Have you tried the foreskin maneuver
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    • It’s pretty hard to conceal an M9 unless you’re wearing a coat lol
      __Monika 1 aug
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    • Imagine that gun randomly goes off
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    • Just strap it on
      lo735713 1 aug
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    • Weak, im naked with a belt holster on
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    • I’m going to shove an entire Ar-15 up my ass
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    • _Chara_ 1 aug
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    • doesn’t even know how to keister what a bitch
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    • Under the right to bear arms there are no laws that can rightfully restrict you from carrying or owning any fire arm. You do not need a permit IDC what anyone says it's right fucking there. Do not let the government de arm you. Look at china
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    • Ok boomer
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    • Did you know the cuckservative retards use that “it’s a felony to wear a mask while concealing a gun” as an excuse to not wear a mask? Lol. Those retards conceal fake bb guns and play pretend.
      TheOrion 1 aug
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    • What if your dick was your gun
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    • pussy... no literally... don't call it weak, it can take the great American challange and snatch your gun or in general leave u disarmed. yeah I meant gun not weapon or rifle. oh this prosthetic arm? myob
      Wuety 1 aug
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    • Hide it in your foreskin
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    • You're a pussy if you don't zap carry
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    • Tie it with your dick
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    • Not if you're a whore. Take that society.
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    • but do able
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    • Everyone sayin prison wallet, but with the right sizes under boob is an option
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    • My prison wallet can’t fit it
      chad_35 1 aug
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    • Foreskin holster foreskin holster
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    • Zap carry baby!
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    • It’s a real pain in the ass.
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    • Not if you still have a foreskin
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    • Not if if your brave enough
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    • Hold up
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    • Shove it down your foreskin
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    • Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
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    • Who has a vid of the fat dude with the gun under his belly
      BLADE_C38 31 jul
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    • Just get a fucking rifle strap don't shove a gun up your ass. Though if you can fire a gun with ya snatch hmu, I got a buddy who needs a wife
      GodiKai 31 jul
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    • Keep and bare arms. Notice how the bare arms part is illegal in some states? I shouldn’t need a permit after I’ve bought the gun to bare it. I should be allowed to walk around with it as I please
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    • Shower Gun
      Trekens 31 jul
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    • Just store it in your foreskin pocket bro
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    • not_funny 31 jul
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    • Use your butt cheeks
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    • *balances the trigger on his dick
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