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    • I can live without wifi because I can just use the internet through ethernet and bluetooth 👍
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    • +$10million +Lover
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    • Are there limits on what you can buy, 'cause $10M buys a lot of internet.
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    • Didn’t that house get taken down by Michael because of his wife’s tennis coach?
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    • Tf you gonna do with $10 million if you don’t have connection with anyone or the internet?
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    • "A billion dollars to sit in a fucking hole and do nothing forever would you do it?!"
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    • Would that mean that this thing would decide my lover for me if she happens to be absent at the moment
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    • Hate these posts...
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    • No connection to people so your lover is not a person o_o
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    • Never said anything about a TV...
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    • Do u get infinite sex..?
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    • Offline gaming, but my question is how long do i have to stay?
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    • What's 10 mil worth if you cant interact with anyone
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    • Doesn't say I can't have my gaming pc
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    • I wanna be on the waterbending team!! If you dont let me on I will sue you!!!
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    • Cool 10 million, no liberal constant BLM bullshit blowing up my phone, I gain a lover, and I dont have to live in this cardboard box no more.
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    • No. For one reason: Mudslides
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    • You’d be dead in a week or two. No internet/phone and no connection to other people? How are you supposed to get food?
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    • It would probably be fun at first with nice car and 4 wheelers and jet skis, but without human contact you will slowly lose your mind and grow terribly lonely and resort to alcohol and hard narcotics which will probably result in death.
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    • No WiFi and no connection with people? So how do I use my money exactly?
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    • 10 mil, a house, and a lover? Hell yeah. Upgrades people, upgrades
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    • Whats the point of $10 mil if you can't ever interact with anyone else? Like, what do you buy?
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    • Nintendo owners be like this is the reality I live without lag
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    • If you're required to stay there, how do you spend the 10 million dollars without internet for online purchasing?
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    • Ethernet is better than WiFi most of the time anyways.
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    • but ethernet
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    • How the fuck am I gonna use the ten mill if I don’t get contact with people or a WiFi
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    • That looks fucking dangerous man ngl
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    • Says no wifi not no internet so ez get an ethernet cable.
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    • I feel like that bitch would fall off the damn rock
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    • Alright, who's lover and why tf do I gotta live with them?!?
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    • Nah gotta dirtbike bro
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    • Wait no connection with people means no connection with your lover meaning your lover would have to be fake
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    • Lover? So just me alone in that house right?
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    • Last post was a lego commercial
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    • I mean 10 mil and being alone with my lover does sound nice but not there I don’t fuck with anything that isn’t on solid land
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    • Can I buy cars?
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    • Rest In Peace plumbing
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    • Internet sucks when everyone is retarded, including one's self. 😔
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    • I don't see what the joke is. If only there were some red circles or something...
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    • I’m not about to live above a cliff that shit is unnerving
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    • How hot is the lover?
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    • No WiFi but what about cell?
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    • how are you supposed to spend the money if you don’t have wifi to buy online and you can’t buy in person
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    • That’s Iron Man’s house
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    • Can I play vidya offline
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    • “No connection with people”, yet “live with lover”?
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    • igotnothing15 im down 🤷🏼
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    • This man here got a Tony Stark mansion irl
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    • Ten mil AND a lover!!! Yeaahhhhhh!
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    • I mean no connection with people sounds kinda impossible. What if I need groceries?
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    • Bruh strong breeze that shit is collapsing
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    • So tv and I live by myself
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    • Live with my lover, wouldn't be time for a phone
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    • Deal
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    • I would totally do that
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    • My minecraft house
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    • Aight lemme get this over with. Yes everybody should say yes that isnt even a good questionbpeople say no but wifi my soul. Stfu you are not quirky and unique for saying that just gtfu of that sofa and stop being a thot or simp and do something good for life. Oh no so what happened huh your legs 1/2
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    • I can use the 10 mil to get unlimited data, I also don’t have any human contact regardless
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    • 50 mil a lover and whole lot of weed 😈
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    • As long as I can play dark alliance 1 and 2 im good
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN
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    • For how long tho
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    • As long as I can play single player games and have netflix I’m good. Now I just need a lover...
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    • I don't have a lover
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    • What lover
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    • Bruh I built a house like that in Minecraft
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    • Ummm yes sure and I can bring a Tv and a DVD player
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    • One tiny ruble from the earth and you're fucked
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    • I'm sorry, id rather not live in a place that could fall off at the slightest tumble
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    • Isn’t this how the Shining went
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    • As long as its my lover and not my wife
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    • What are you supposed to do with the ten million
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    • I'd have anxiety living there.
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    • That’s how I live for free. Without a lover
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    • No way in hell
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    • *Dies when the house falls off a fucking cliff.*
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    • That sounds ideal fym
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    • Living there would provide a good excuse for not letting fat chicks in
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    • Great somebody left the fucking door open again cause Facebook's in here
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    • No thanks, I choose life
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    • No thanks already got ten mil from stepping on a cat.
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    • Doesn’t say I can’t add internet
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    • Will you make it 20 if I do it alone... win win
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    • How long?
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    • Time to sex
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    • Doesn't say how long
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    • Yeah that doesn’t look very safe to me
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    • Ill take that tbh
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    • That looks precarious as fuck
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    • But ur saying we could live with our crush? That would make it close to being a deal but still not worth it LOL
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    • Bluerays in 4k, LP's, good food, books, and fucking. I could live that way forever.
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    • What if it rains? Ur roof furniture gon get fucked up
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    • Honestly? No. Those requisites make the wealth pointless to me. Can’t share it with anyone except one person and can’t interact with others? Nah. Now maybe when I was really old and many of my family and friends had died, but not now.
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    • No WiFi just use data
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    • Looks like a minecraft house
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