I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their
corpses.
Nescisne Nescisne
6 jan 2021
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
BIG I
hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with
veguiar sized pumpkin
CHEN
__Support__ __Support__
22 sep 2020
BIG I hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with veguiar sized pumpkin CHEN
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
fa. shittymoviedetails
In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
fa. shittymoviedetails In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER