• I
need a ride babe
fê I got to go pick my money up
get
at my truck
I just looked all over my truck and
OR RT
That's quite a bit of damage.
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    • Imagine sayin this to ur gf
      Dexter 13 jul
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    • Dude that's your girlfriend stop being a sack of shit, i get it if it's a random person but saying that to someone you are supposed to care about is an F
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    • That dude is a dick. Why are you dating him?
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    • If they are in a committed relationship, why wouldn’t he give her a ride?
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    • Hey man can you push it a little more to right?
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    • I made my girlfriend cry she was so grateful when I gave her a ride to work, I recently moved about half an hour out of my town i still work and go to school there, and one day she called me saying she didn't have a ride to work and asked if I could, i said yeah ill be right there...
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    • Ride or die kinda guy and bad news for you your ride just expired
      JNichs095 13 jul
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    • Imagine if the girl did this to the guy. You guys would be crying and shitting yourselves
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    • that's why she didn't offer to pay, because it's not a taxi
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    • What kind of dick says this to their girlfriend
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    • Leave him.
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    • That was rude. You really can’t help out your girl?
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    • the way most of you guys are supporting the guy here really shows yall really aint got any relationship experience. maybe try being the man in the relationship for once
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    • Damn dick. You couldve said Im busy or something. Thats ur girl
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    • Y’all are dating what kind of response is that? For a friend that takes advantage of it I get it but I mean y’all are dating so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal if you love and care about the person
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    • I once told a gf I was too busy to pick her up from her house to take to her the post office when it was about to close, but asked if she would like to spend time later that day when I'm free. She got mad at me and broke up with me
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    • If it's a joke then fine ig. But if u fr treat ur gurl like that then damn, u a piece of shit
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    • Guys here be saying "i want a girl that's ride or die" and end up doing this shit.
      Poptato 14 jul
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    • If it's on the spot, I get the reaction. But if this was a plan made a few days prior then I guess that'd be alright.
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    • Maybe this isnt a relationship, maybe it's just a chick that's been leading him on and he got sick of her shit
      thannose 13 jul
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    • Certified bad crop by the CropCheck
      CropCheck 13 jul
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    • bit of a dock, but aight
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    • ce cropping shitlord
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    • Why tf this off center
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    • Both sides of this conversation are in the wrong on this one, yeah he was a dick but she also could have but forth the effort to say “babe, can i get a ride please?”
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    • Omg what kind of alignment is this?!
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    • Rucarean2 13 jul
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    • Tf kind of...is this a screenshot of a meme?
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    • Make that fat lazy femoid walk. Thot.
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    • I'd just like to say the first time i saw this convo was in 2010.
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    • What, does she not have a car
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    • Crop. Your. Shit.
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    • Anti-simp
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    • Ass grass or cash no one rides for free
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    • Imagine not owning a car
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    • Some girls be thots men, and we get caught men.
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    • Simp
      wazzzzzup 13 jul
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    • Arent you supposed to pick your girlfriend up from some places.
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    • Could of been nice about asking.. Could of been nice about saying no.. You guys just see how he responded.
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    • Y’all are pussies if you guys don’t joke like this your relationships are boring as hell
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    • Tbh everyone saying hes a dick but I read it as, I'm not a taxi, you dont have to pay me
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    • I’d give my man a ride giving a ride doesn’t mean you a taxi unless someone paying you she didn’t say pick me up she said I need you to do it
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    • Everyone's calling him a dick... But what if she asks for rides twice a day and has the opportunity to get her own license and takes advantage of him... Nobody knows what actual situation is here
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    • Mother what? I couldn't tell because you censored it😐
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    • guys, nowhere on this post does it say girlfriend. she calls him babe. maybe it’s not a serious relationship
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    • Damn yall are really triggered by a joke. My girlfriend would crack up at that because its an obvious joke.
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    • FakeTaxi.....
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    • Y isnt this centered
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    • You really gonna stop her from getting the money shes probably saving to get her own damn car? Or maybe her shits in the shop?
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    • I'd say something like this in a more joking way and go pick her up anyway
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    • Why aren't we talking about the shit crop job?
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    • She could’ve at least asked tho
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    • Wait. That’s his gf, and he’s being a dick about it? Oh wait it’s a fake text meme made by some neckbeard
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    • Using Avatar The Last Airbender instead of Phil Swift in order to get featured, outstanding move.
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    • What a dick, give your gf a ride
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    • What a fucking asshole
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    • You guys are assuming she is in a relationship with him because she called him babe. However that may not be the case, and she could be attempting to manipulate him
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    • What an asshole
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    • Girls feel entitled to whatever. No wonder majority of marriages end in divorce.
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    • What a fuckin dick
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    • After this he immediately explained that he’s reusing this joke from years ago and that he’ll be right there
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    • Imagine being a dick
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    • The thing is she didnt fucking ask for a ride she demanded one, it's about fucking respect
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    • Dang
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    • God he didn’t have to be an asshole about it. She literally wanted a ride & she’s your girlfriend. I would’ve broken up with him in that moment
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    • But if you are dating you would want to take her to get her money so that next time she asks you to buy something you can ask her what happened to the money
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    • And that's the end of the relationship
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    • No where does this say they are bf and gf. They just say babe, this girl could have 8 guys on deck that she calls babe to get what she wants
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    • Dang to ya girl fam fr😕
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    • Fake text and poor reaction image are cringed
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    • It was funny until I realized she said babe
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    • Ik this guy is a dick for sayin this but one of my “friends” only hits me up if he needs a ride to a girls house at like 1 am so can i use this on him and not be a dick
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    • If my friends girlfriends sisters friends niece texts me and says she needs a ride and Im not busy ill give her one because helping people is nice and makes me feel good.
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    • “I gotta go pick up my money” = bum ass yeasty ass bitch
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    • If you wanna get laid. This is how you do it.
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    • But thats your girl nigga
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    • You screenshot this off of Clumsy's video
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    • Now hold on...Let’s talk gas money...
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    • Dick
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    • If ThE gEnDeR wErE rEvErSeD, yOu'D bE cAlLiNg HeR a BiTcH. I need to assume that everyone is sexist. It's not like there are tons of comments saying that the guy is an asshole or anything.
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    • I’m a guy and he seems like a jerk. If a friend needs a ride, you help!
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    • :\
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    • Most people talking shit in the comment section probably never had a gf lol,
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    • Gotta say, with ifunny's new update it cuts off a little bit of the right side. I appreciate this person for editing it so we can see the whole thing
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    • Sorry but I'm Retarded can someone explain the joke please
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    • All these bitches in the comments have never heard of a one sided relationship
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    • i get where he's coming from but damn he doesn't need to be a bitch about it
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    • Ok if it’s just to the store he’d be fine but she have to pick up some money
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    • Sounds like my dad
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    • It says Fake Taxi
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    • I ride everywhere for my gf
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    • That's shitty if it's his gf. I have a hereditary foot condition that unfortunately has left me unable to drive until I can get surgery, even then might not be able to. My husband drives me everywhere no questions asked. Be a good person.
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