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Scientists Processed 109 Hours of Oral Sex to
Develop an Al that Sucks Dick
Should have called EA they been
making software that sucks dick for
Holy shit you-fucking killed Ea dudes
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    • This is actually true! In order to do this, the company asked a team of six people to watch and annotate 109 hours of porn and hired machine learning engineers to create a model to take all that data and translate it into what the toy does. This entire process took three years, ending in 2017.
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    • Man can you imagine, "Sir we'd like to suck your dick for a total of 109 hours for a science project, interested?" And you know they were looking for good results which meant good head.
      MrTibbz 11 jul
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    • I wanted to be a test subject
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    • Imagine getting your dick sucked for 109 hours
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    • Except EA hasn't made me cum in years.
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    • Who tried it out?
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    • EA deserves every single iota of negative commentary they receive from any outlet, and if they fuck up the next Battlefield, they deserve to be unincorporated.
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    • 109 you say?
      Jet_Feul 12 jul
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    • 109hours?? Imagine if someone got kicked out of that many countries
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    • Hmm 109. That's a large number. With 109 occurrences of an event, thats probably enough evidence to be conclusive of something.
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    • (((109)))
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    • 109? I’ve heard that number before..
      Hezb 12 jul
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    • 109... where have I heard that number before
      Jotardo 12 jul
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    • fastplay 12 jul
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    • Imagine sucking dick for 109 hours
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    • 109 you say?
      Kelticus 12 jul
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    • E
      chiln 12 jul
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    • I still can't believe people think ea is a good company
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    • Last night EA sent me an email saying they just went ahead a changed MY password for me out of nowhere and I ended up getting locked out of my own account
      BigTyrone 13 jul
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    • I would like to be a test subject
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    • 109 countries?
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    • Iewdness 13 jul
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    • Ea caught the 2 peice with a biscuit on the side.
      donm9556 13 jul
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    • They better be working on the version for women next. I will not stand for this inequality!
      keiome 12 jul
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    • Who tested it?
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    • MOMMYZEN
      content not available more
      MOMMYZEN 12 jul
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    • Scientists doing totally important research I see
      Urbanxx 14 jul
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    • Someone told me it looked like I got lip injections but I think it’s from blowing my bf all the time😂
      Mo_Mo00 13 jul
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    • I have tried one of these devices and let me tell you, it’s only made for guys with really small dicks, they are expensive and the motors in them are really weak so if you have even an average sized dick the motor just doesn’t work, don’t waste your money kings
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    • EA SPORTS
      Cornbred 13 jul
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    • Lol ikr
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    • Thanks the reaction image made it like, idk , 8.6% better man
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    • Bethesda
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    • hey, can you suck my dick? we’re doing some scientific research and we’d love your input on the matter
      Ascobal 12 jul
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • Can’t wait for women to be obsolete
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    • EA and Activision bad. now please give me updoots kind sir
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    • Whats better? Getting sucked or sucking someone elses dick
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    • Unnecessary reaction image
      Hihi 15 jul
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    • Who wants to blow me for 109 hours ?
      Quis98 15 jul
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    • Auto Blow .com
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    • EA didn’t used to be bad though. I always liked BF2 and that didn’t have a single pay to play aspect of it at all.
      SirB 15 jul
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    • Refeature cringe
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    • eA
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    • EA has fucking ruined pvz series so they deserve any shit they get
      Lewii 15 jul
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    • Now you gotta explain to your wife what you did at work today.
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    • Or Bethesda
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    • The problem is you’d have to pay a micro transaction for every stoke
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    • every reaction image i see puts me deeper in depression
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    • Why are we funding bullshit like this?
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    • Hey guys let's be fair EA has been sucking dick and making us pay out the ass for it. They literally suck dick and wreck ass on the daily. EA one stop shop.
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    • Dude lately I’ve been thinking about a SSX Tricky remaster
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    • Science is awesome for many reasons and this is one of em.
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    • Ea is already dead
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    • 109 of hours of dome clocking goodness and they put it on a fucking vex frame?
      MacDaddiD 15 jul
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    • This made me chuckle. Thank you.
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    • Thank you for your service
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    • Idk man. Bethesda is probably the worst offender in the bad software department. I mean is it even a Bethesda game if it doesn’t corrupt every file on my computer upon download?
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    • I want my penis sucked
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    • The featured meme can say k1lled but I can’t fuck off iFunny
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    • Not to be "that guy" but 109 hours of data is not really very much. Your AI is only as effective as the data you feed it.
      g0ttranc3 14 jul
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    • But Does it suck dick good? It’s the difference
      JinjoLove 14 jul
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    • E A SPORTS what a shame
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    • I just checked the price and I thought it was gonna cost like 1000$ but bruh there’s a 79$ version and a 50$ version, since me and my gf are long distance and I helped her buy her toys she said she’ll hook it up 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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    • Thanks for the reaction image, I wouldn’t have understood without it
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    • Hey there's a Kickstarter Crap for something just like this
      toskinny 14 jul
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    • Can she give me 109 hours?
      PsAttacks 14 jul
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    • Yeah ea is really gonna care
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    • I don't think anyone would bat an eye if ea went under ngl.
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    • The only game I bought from EA I liked was the Adventure Construction Set.
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    • Rip
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    • Nah Ubisoft severs been sucking dick for over a decade
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    • Jon Tron is a fat piece of shit
      ddrrxt 14 jul
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    • Imagine this being your life's work/legacy
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    • How does one “process” oral sex though
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    • I hope i dont succumb to being so lonely i actually want one of these
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    • Ea would prolly be like "I know but ppl still fucking buy my product so don't care"
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    • EA has great software, it’s the greedy business models they have that are cancerous
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    • Damn they’ve been watching too much projekt melody
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    • He’s not wrong...
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    • That’s a good one
      sullyOo 13 jul
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    • *fisto voice* assume the position
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    • You spelled "Rockstar" wrong
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    • I have that thing the guys holding it’s called the autoblow 2 and as someone around 8in it wasn’t the greatest
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    • 109 hours Incidentally dosent seem like that large of a sample size
      karisol 13 jul
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    • I’m locked out of my ea account and ea won’t do shit I can’t play any old ea game or new they just yeeted me out
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    • This dude has a face that deserves to be punched
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    • Yeah they "processed it"
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    • Since when does ea suck dick
      fckcancer 13 jul
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