• i masturbate loud as hell and if you
don't like that then go to a different
olive garden
1º) breadsticks somehow
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    • During quarantine i have gotten out of shape so ill do 1 pushup for every 5 likes in the next day or so and post the video ASAP
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    • What I would give to see a chick loudly masturbating at an olive garden
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    • Considering I require a rubber chicken and two cymbals, its unavoidably loud
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    • Thats disgusting.....which olive garden exactly?
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    • Masturbate and at olive garden with bread sticks hmmm oh oh no...
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    • She meant to say “masticate” as in chew, for the people that didn’t know
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    • I didn’t think Olive Garden could get any better, fuck I was wrong.
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    • I always had to be quiet while masturbating because I cant let my parents hear me. I just dont make any noise anymore... hopefully a guy wont find it weird that im quiet during sex
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    • Fuck it I’m leaving for basic in 2 weeks, 1 like - 1 sit-up one comment - one push-up
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    • That’s horrible and not funny... which Olive Garden is this at?
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    • I like that she knew the difference between than and then
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    • Bullshit women don't get horny, its all a front for women to control kings
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    • What the godam fuck😂
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    • 🎶 come on down to the Olive Garden to get your free breadsticks 🎶
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    • Gross
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    • Hold up🤔
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    • Trinityyy lets go to Olive Garden and just be god awful people
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    • It's not the sound, it's the smell
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    • She probably makes the same sound as a cow pissing on a flat rock
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    • Best part is saving those breadsticks for dessert later.... taste even better after they marinate in the juices!!!
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    • Talk about a Yeast Infection, am I right?
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    • That’s how u get yeast infection
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    • They had us in the first half not going to lie
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    • I hate the sexual revolution. It literally ruined everything. Now all women dress like whores and everything is sexual. This is why men are depressed
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    • Send or vid or it’s not true
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    • Masticate?
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    • Right after I saw this I got a tweet about olive garden
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    • Looks like someone is gonna get a yeast infection am I right boys?
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    • I like to lather my clit in HotdogWater 😘
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    • Use lots of olive oil.
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    • Bread is not a substitute for a fleshlight, trust me
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    • I cut a olive garden bread stick down the middle and filled it with cheese then toasted it and fuuuuck
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    • Word is, she gets the chef's rolling pin, greases it up with olive oil, sticks it in her calzone, and pumps out some steaming alfredo.
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    • Girl masturbated in class in hs. Idky. I never got full context or was close enough to understand what was going on... but thats freaking gross
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    • Can't blame her, Olive Garden is tht most erotic place on the planet
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    • I'm pretty quiet, but maybe that's cuz I haven't found the one to get me going that good yet
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    • Wheres that picture with the breadstick hotdog?
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    • the shrimp got that extra flavor
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    • This reminds me of a girl I know who masterbated in AIT with a tooth brush container which is shaped the same as there bread sticks and sent me a video out of the blue. Ngl I liked it she was beautiful 😶 we were talking before that but out of nowhere she sends me that. I was confused as fuck
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    • Ok but every time I've had whataburger, it was soggy dogshit and in n out has always been better
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    • How you going to dis the breadsticks like that
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    • Then you eat the breadsticks
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    • I once ate 12 breadsticks at olive garden as a dare, i now hate breadsticks
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    • The breadsticks are the only item on alive garden menu that has a hint of good taste
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