I'm so single right now that I stood on cliff and shouted love you' and my echo replied 'I just want to be friends'.
BasicMemes BasicMemes
19 jun
I'm so single right now that I stood on cliff and shouted love you' and my echo replied 'I just want to be friends'.
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
friend: u ok?
me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
missfit_bootyy missfit_bootyy
27 sep 2020
friend: u ok? me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
When sit on my balls by accident
When sit on my balls by accident
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
EPIC BOOBS
Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
JFly420 JFly420
10 feb
EPIC BOOBS Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
Roast me! Let me hear something new!
rawara
You look pretty
Reply #12
% +384 is that the roast?
You asked for something you never heard before
GetFucked123
25 sep 2020
Roast me! Let me hear something new! rawara You look pretty Reply #12 % +384 is that the roast? You asked for something you never heard before
Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan 2021
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"