• I'm not cooking rice ever again €5
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    • How much fucking rice did she put in there, the shit expands like 4x its starting size
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    • How in the actual fuck did you do this
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    • Hey if it works it works. You didn’t make a mess somehow and you cooked your rice
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    • How do you fuck up rice lmao
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    • As an Asian, how the fuck do you even do that
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    • "I like rice cause it's good if you're hungry and want 2000 of something"
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    • The ratio for rice is 1 to 1, how tf did you fuck up this bad?!
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    • And it didn't burn? DAMN!
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    • Get a rice cooker
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    • Oh my god fuck that bottom twitter account. I see it everywhere and it just adds a shitty caption. If you wre gonna make a caption page, make them fucking good, omfg
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    • the council shall decide your fate
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    • Rice
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    • Thats pretty cool. Ricey Ricey Rice
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    • I’m not gonna lie, black people are the true racists in 2020
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    • True rice cake
      AcidityBM 10 jul
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    • Are you never cooking rice again because you fucked up, or because you'll never need rice again after that fuck up?
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    • Lol this happened to me yesterday. I had to use 2 cups of rice but I used a big cup instead of a small cup and it came out just like that
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    • Rice cooker gang
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    • How in the god damn
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    • 2 cups of water 1 cup of rice, later with a hint of butter is amazing
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    • E-X-P-A-N-D
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    • I love Lucy moment
      Acr18 9 jul
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    • Unless you’re creating matter out here, giving the law of conversation of matter the finger, this isn’t possible. Rice only absorbs water 2 parts water to 1 part rice, meaning the pot had to be overflowing and magically holding that volume of rice and water.
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    • 1c rice to 1 and 1/2c water cook on medium high heat for 16-18 minutes
      zerosober 10 jul
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    • How did you do that?
      Samurott_ 10 jul
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    • Oh mi goooooooooood!
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    • Poprice
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    • Mine just boils over onto the stove and makes the house smell funny for a week
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    • I THOUGHT IT WAS A PAN OF RICE STACKED ON A BOWL
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    • Rice doubles its volume
      2thomask 10 jul
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    • brony 10 jul
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    • This happened to my slushy
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    • 2 cups water to 1 cup rice. Through it in, wait for boil, lower heat and let simmer for like 30ish mins. Bam rice
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    • You don’t need to cook rice ever again, you have enough to last a lifetime now.
      MissyBee 10 jul
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    • 1 cup rice to 1 1/2 cup water
      MRboss112 10 jul
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    • Don't ever touch a stove ever again. If you can't even make rice, just order takeout smh.
      Royclash 9 jul
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    • You obviously dont know how to cook
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      Austinhillbil 9 jul
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    • Chains 13 jul
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    • For rice it looks pretty dense
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    • Anyone wanna tell me how to cook rice correctly cause idk how
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    • Maybe put some phones in it?
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    • That's looks good and all but how the heck did you get it like that?
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    • Put some ketchup on that bad boy
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    • That's good shit then
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    • This looks like that chunky milk shit Patrick ate/drank in SpongeBob
      LukeTyner 12 jul
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    • i thought it was soap foam 🧼
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    • Ichraku wants to know your location
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    • Man put like 5 cups in rather than 1
      lunarkiti 12 jul
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    • How do you mess up rice
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    • Look it's my bulgy wulgy after I would stand up in high school. :3
      KukriV1 12 jul
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    • It's called reading directions. And knowing what a measuring cup is.
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    • I don’t remember how but I fucked up two pounds of instant rice
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    • rice is nasty if white people make iit
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    • Rice absorbs water and expands. I bet he filled the pot to the brim with rice.
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    • Wow.
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    • Good, you dont know how to cook
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    • “Use a rice cooker” -Some asian
      ZeroTwo__ 12 jul
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    • .....and the award for most ilitirate fuck to ever grace the internet with their stupidity goes to....whoever forgot to read the bloody instructions that come in every rice bag ye fucking Twat.
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    • Dumbass bitch lmao. Just look it up.
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    • Rice but with an s
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    • 16 cups of god damn rice what a waste
      AspyreN7 12 jul
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    • Omg! Haha this made my day
      Wolf77713 12 jul
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    • Reversed the ratio, didn't ya?
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    • How the fuk did it not boil over???
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    • Guess it's rice until you die.
      wellshit 12 jul
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    • Did he roll a 1 than a 20?
      MIGcool 12 jul
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    • Me when I cook
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    • Wait what
      NovaEye 12 jul
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    • E X P A N D
      Flyboy207 12 jul
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    • Holy shit! I have that exact pot!
      _Jaeger_ 12 jul
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    • How? I cook rice like 3 times a week.. seriously how
      mattomox 12 jul
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    • That’s some sticky rice
      simmonsmt 11 jul
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    • Just turn the heat down when it starts to boil violently my guy
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    • Rice loaf rice loaf
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    • If you don’t understand the consent of “Rice start small then go big” you probably shouldn’t have cooked in the first place
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    • Yea its a 2 to 1 ratio. 2 cups water to one cup rice.
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    • I don’t think she realized that rice expands so we probably filled the pot to the brim and just left it there going not paying attention at all
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    • I've cooked 8 cups of rice on accident, so I feel this
      THEFRY 11 jul
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    • I'd say you don't need to cook rice again. That's a lifetime supply.
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    • Mega rice flavored marshmallow
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    • Did you not realize rice expands? Because it does
      LoveLee 11 jul
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    • You have to rinse the rice first
      oncheela 11 jul
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    • How the hell is that even possible
      jmb123 11 jul
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    • The fuck is this shit?
      Somedud 11 jul
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    • Rice is the one thing I have the most trouble cooking
      BiG_nig_ 11 jul
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    • Failed successfully
      prof 11 jul
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    • Like how much rice did you put in there
      G3OG 11 jul
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    • Bro that's like 8 cups of rice
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    • With that much rice, you won't need to
      sokudo54 11 jul
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    • Do not cook ever again
      doombae 11 jul
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    • Gordon Ramsey seeing this post: ITS FUCKING TALL
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    • You just need half a cup to feed 2 people, how much did you put in there?
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    • If you’re gonna fuck up, at least do it so spectacularly that people wonder how you did it
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    • Idk how to cook rice well
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    • Im always impressed with how much rice expands
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    • How in all that is holy do you mess up making rice? You literally just add the rice and some water its so simple
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