• I'm married to a 10 year old
My Bestfriend/Husband/Jordie Pie =s
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    • Married to a 10 year old, you say? Have a seat right over there.
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    • A 10 year old you say?
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    • Married to a 10 year old, you say?
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    • Who in their right mind names someone Sawyer
      Perii 1 aug
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    • If I'm a fetus and I hear my mom says she's gonna make me Sawyer I'm getting a knife and stabbing her intestines from the inside out
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    • Poor choice of words. Now face the wall for me.
      Skrunky 1 aug
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    • If your name is Sawyer please tell me so I can feel bad for you
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    • Me too literally
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    • Take a seat for me
      imzaddy 1 aug
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    • Yeh only 10 year olds would name their kid sawyer
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    • You must be a celebrity
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    • Name ur kid sawyer if u want them to get bullied
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    • If she’s married to a 10 year old the must be in Tennessee.
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    • Bruh you’re the one that wants to name your kid sawyer
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    • Idk man but that name is awfully cringy and long as fuck.
      MissObey 1 aug
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    • There was a dude arrested in my town. His name is Dick S. Hitt. Swear to god
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    • boboct 1 aug
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    • A...a 10 year old??.....
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    • Sure you say that he’s a 10 year old when you’re clearly a 14 year old girl with his contact name as fucking “My Bestfriend/Husband/Jordie Pie😍” like wtaf
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    • Any woman or man that wants to name their kid "Sawyer" should immediately stop having kids.
      sarah285 2 aug
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    • People who have “best friend” or “husband” are dumb imo, like? Just use their name?
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    • I'd say marry them but it looks like you already had that idea.
      BRB14 1 aug
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    • What a p*d*ophile marrying a 10 year old
      BirdHub 1 aug
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    • My sister-in-laws inlaws named their two kids Sutton and Sawyer. Poor things, never had a chance
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    • Call my dick a lego brick, because it’s a choking hazard for ages 6 and under
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    • I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to date a 10 yr old so...
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    • Honestly that’s the best way to get out of naming your kid something stupid, just ruin the name for them.
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    • Oh you like 10 year olds? Just face that wall for me
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    • Thats illegal I'm calling the police
      177013_ 1 aug
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    • Does the 10 year old squirt?
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    • Funny enough I am too
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    • That's illegal
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    • Isnt that illegal
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    • “Sawyer” she texted it with such confidence
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    • That’s illegal
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    • Sawyer is a retarded name
      CVPI 1 aug
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    • you idiot you just confessed
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    • That wouldn't go over well with a breast cancer patient
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    • For some reason I read that as "I'm a married 10 year old" and a I got really confused
      TGIVAN1 4 aug
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    • There was 666 comments can't have that
      SMYX99 4 aug
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    • No one likes any name ever lmao
      Aitaxb 1 aug
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    • Me to
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    • Somebody get Hansen
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    • Girls pick the gayest names
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    • Who the fuck names their child sawyer?
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    • I wish
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    • Sbeve
      Cr1tikal 1 aug
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      Boat_Man 1 aug
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    • When I have a kid, I’m gonna have the naming be based on whether it’s a boy or a girl. It alternates after that, regardless of sex.
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    • I’m pretty sure there’s laws against that
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    • Only if their middle name is dick
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    • Pechunia is me
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    • Married to a 10 year old. Wait that's illegal
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    • Charge yo phone
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    • That is illegal
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    • Saw your boobies
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    • Cinnpie in a nutshell
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    • My nephews name is sawyer👍
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    • Funny, but also funny cause “Sawyer” isn’t pronounced anything like “saw your” so it ain’t even gonna make sense for a second if you say it out loud. Just a kid with middle name boobies.
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    • Thats illegal sir.
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    • Sawyer is a stupid ass name.
      RetnuH 4 aug
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    • Hehehe boobies
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    • You should be proud
      Rikka69 4 aug
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    • Three kids? Jesus christ
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    • Who the fuck wants to name their kid sawyer bruh
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    • Sawyer Richard Brody
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    • And you’re also going to jail you sick creep
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    • I wouldn't have this type of conversation via texts...
      palabre 4 aug
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    • My sons name is sawyer 🤣🤣 but its pronounced as soy-er
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    • Imagine thinking Gilbert is a bad name when names like Sawyer exist
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    • Thats fucking funny cunt
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    • It wouldn’t get that far with me, I’d say bitch there ain’t gonna be a motherfuckin 3rd baby. I don’t even have a 1 or a 2, fuck that.
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    • If yo ur e dating a 10 yr old that makes you a pxdophile I mean Clinton
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    • Ive never meet a decent dude named sawyer
      D4FT 4 aug
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    • My bestfriend/husband
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    • Ma'am, that's illegal.
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    • Imma name my baby Jeffy Eppy
      iceican 4 aug
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    • My names sawyer (first name) .... I don’t understand lol
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    • Divorce him.
      Lefty_05 4 aug
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    • I see why she didn’t get to name the first two alone😂
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    • I know everyone is focused on sawyer but the contact name🤮🤮
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    • My second cousin’s name is Sawyer
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    • Why is no one talking about the contact name for her husband lmao
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    • Don’t name your kids like it 1835
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    • Boi
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    • That’s a dumbass first name
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    • I notice she calls him Jordie pie lol
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    • Xeon1166 4 aug
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