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    • Fellas if it’s always you saying things first and keeping the convo going, for your own sanity just leave she ain’t worth it
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    • Females really be something else expecting us to have some smart, witty, funny, amazing thing to say when y'all be the boring ass vanilla ones that can't hold a conversation
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    • Dry
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    • Yeah most women want a dancing monkey that can entertain them 24/7. But then get mad when you won’t date a girl cuz she’s enormous.
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    • 🌧🌧🌊💧goodmorning🌊🌊💧💧💧💧
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    • I’m the type to keep the convo going and hold up the conversation. But damn bitches really do be dry. Then they get mad when I stop texting them like bitch I have better conversations with my wife fuck off.
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    • Who else can handle this?
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    • Tf is moe?
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    • You guys are getting texted?
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    • My girlfriend thought I was mad one time cause I said “morning babe” instead of “Good morning babe.” Women are weird
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    • I literally get so pissed when people text back one word reply’s. Like bitch I’m giving you so much juST SAY WHAT YOUR THOUGHT IT YOU STUPID AS right
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    • Ladies i dont care if all you have to say is awkward shit. Better than seeing a million "K"s and "Lol"s
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    • Look brothers, trust me there are women like the ones in these memes but there are also plenty of awesome ones as well. They might be right in front of you and you don’t even realize it.
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    • Dry like her pussy she ain't worth it.
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    • I was once texting a girl that I took on a date, I realized that I was always the one initiating the first text so I stopped and we never spoke again.
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    • Bitches want you to write them love letters so they can respond with some “Yeah” “Lol” fuck outta here
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    • I hate women
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    • Iucky 14d
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    • How can a text be dry?? Like wtf. Id be happy with a good morning. Smh
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    • The way that caption is worded...it smell like black around here
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    • moe?
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    • You can tell she's a major major thot.
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    • The fuck is moe? I need to brush up on my ebonics
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    • Who's got that screenshot of Trixie Tang going mental and saying "tell me I'm pretty" over and over again?
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    • I talked to a girl who would only send the bare minimum in a message, mostly one word responses. Even with open ended questions I never got more then a couple of words. In person it wasn't half bad, she talked alot, but her texting skills were deplorable. And she always expected me to keep it going.
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    • “moe” really? english please.
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    • Males:*expected to be funny, smart, witty, sexy, engaging and fun to talk to when yall only give us one word responses, alot of times not even a word just lol* females when we cant do that:*k*
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    • This is one of the reasons I’m a huge fan of phone calls especially when you’re trying to establish a connection beyond platonic. Like a phone call gives people a chance to really loosen up and show their real personality because there’s no time to overthink or assume like there is with texting.
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    • Holy shit the top comments actually have something to do with the post.
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    • If you gotta fight to keep the convo going, just leave her. She’s clearly not interested In you
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    • if you're with a girl like this. just dump her. it's not worth it. and visa versa
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    • Imagine waiting 2 years for the perfect moment to tell your Bestfriend you like her just to get rejected, ghosted, and have your relationship destroyed.
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    • It isn’t females specifically, it’s just an awkward conversation
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    • I always respond with "your pussy dry"
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    • If a lady like that, she’s not worth anyones time.
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    • What the fuck is “moe”
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    • Females expect you to keep everything interesting and flirty. But when she keeps it interesting and make you laugh and feel love. You’ve found her.
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    • Majority of girls expect the guys to do the work when texting. Hate people like that
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    • I fucking hate how people CANNOT TYPE SIMPLE ENGLISH and they are fucking grown men and women, if it is a kid that is okay but FUCKING ADULTS come on man
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    • Hint; Put a space in between good and morning, then Capitalize the M in morning. Last put an exclamation point at the end! To make it seem like you’re more excited and like you actually want to talk. Ex: Good Morning! It looks better then Goodmorning. I do give you credit for not just saying Gm.
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    • It’s her fault for starting the conversation off dry
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    • If she wants you to play with her then play her and then move on.
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    • Moe?
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    • It’s not just me then. Every girl even a legitimate female friend doesn’t text first. It’s usually me occasionally asking a question. My male friends don’t either except on our group that’s it.
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    • Calling > texting
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    • "moe" What does it mean in this post.
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    • the hell is she complaining about ??? he said good morning
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    • Dont try if she doesnt try
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    • That’s a wrong girl go find a right one
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    • I blame you guys. You’re consistently dating terrible bitches and then be like “god women are crazy”. This is like that notallmen shit all over again
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    • Gentlemen a word of advice, never stick your dick in crazy.
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    • Fellas if you want a good romantic relationship, just get with your guy friends, I promise it’ll be so much better
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    • What kinda person tells someone that what they said is dry
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    • This is the most real thing I've seen on this app
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    • And that right there is why dating is overrated
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    • Dump her ass. She dont play minecraft she dont grt the mineshaft
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    • Go suck your homies dick then at least they are grateful. No homo.
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    • Bruh I hate when girls text me telling me my conversation skills are "dry" like bitch shut yo ass up.
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    • Not as dry as your pussy
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    • The only reason we even put up with these difficult ass rights is pussy. They wonder why all men only want sex; it’s cause your personalities are fucking trash.
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    • IFunny is therapy. This hits close to home lol
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    • Dryer than your mom's coochie 💀💀💀💀
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    • That "okay" fuckin pissed me off like fuck you with yo big ass ego
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    • Similar situation. The girl I texted was dry with convo and would only hit me up to send lewd pics. I told her I wanted to have actual conversation but she could hardly ever hold one so I just blocked her
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    • To be honest I’m not one to blame social media or television for problems, but is seems that the connectivity of the world as well as all the romance movies have led women to a false sense of reality that has no base in real life.
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    • this one girl I’d text would hit me with “wyd” and then I’d respond with that I was doing and asked what about you? and then she was say she hated when people ask wyd and that she never did it. This happened like 3 times before I had to get out of there. Too bad tho she was so hot.
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    • Always end the convo with a witty/fun/cocky question! It will get them engaged and interested in talking to you! As a man, it is your job to lead!! ... them stright into bed! ;)
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    • I dated a girl that expected me to text her before she woke up so she would have some "happy message" shit to wake up too and read.
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    • Who tf is moe
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    • God i hate women
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    • Moe?
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    • Girls are too entitled. We need some law changes in society.
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    • Shes mad at you because you forgot the space in good morning
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    • “Good morning” “That’s dry” confusion.jpg
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    • Me: Good Morning Beautiful ❤️ did you sleep well? Her: hi yeah Me: that’s cool. So what’s up you gonna suck my cock tonight or what Her: lol
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    • See my girlfriend and I sent about 10 text per day. I can't stand couples who text all day
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    • fr when a girl just replies with "lol" "lmao" or "okay" shes a ruhtard
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    • Replying with “that’s dry” is just as bad
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    • Girls for the love of God you can be kind, it's okay, we won't judge you, your attitude was cute when you were five now you're just being a bitch. Kim Kardashian isnt a standard common courtesy is okay!!
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    • Aiight boys we going gay who with me
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    • Fellas what do i do when i get hit up first? I always say „hey“ or „hi“ back within like a minute. But if we literally have nothing to talk about, it gets soooo boring. It’s my fault for being boring to but how tf do i properly end the not needed convo?
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    • My ex did this shit to me
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    • Type of girl with no personality
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    • moe
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    • Even before actually dating and just texting someone to pry information from them if they aren’t contributing anything is terrible, yet I keep doing it
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    • *not as dry as that pussy*
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    • Leave her wtf
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    • That's why I reply with "Hey! What's up?" Just like that, it's fool proof.
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    • Moe?
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    • Dry just like your pussy
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    • Good morning baby. Did you sleep well? How are you feeling today? What are your plans today? Who are you voting for in 2020? Do you believe in God?
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    • From one guy, to the rest, for the love of god, stop lumping all girls together, sure there are some bad ones, but just leave the bad ones and find the good ones, there's plenty out there.
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    • And that chicken, was dry. Real dry.
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    • Did everyone else take a class on talking to people that I missed out on? Were my parents supposed to help with that? Or am I just retarded?
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    • Moe?
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    • Women are stupid it’s that simple
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    • Moe? Fucking stupid
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