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    • Who am I to question a man wants and desires....? As long as he holds up his end of the deal, toot toot motherfuckers.
      MissThiccy 7 jan
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    • I’m not reading that on god
      Rains 7 jan
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    • Was thinking this guy was a genuinely nice guy right up until that last fucking line, Jesus Christ
      15
    • 0-100 faster than you can say "send lots of vids of you farting"
      14
    • It was normal until it wasnt at all
      14
    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
      12
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    • SALNOS 7 jan
      12
    • i was rooting for him but nvm
      punyguy036 7 jan
      12
    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
      Huskini 7 jan
      11 1
    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
      itslevi 7 jan
      11 1
    • That’s a pretty good deal. I’m sold.
      11
    • Bitch you better fart for that man
      11
    • Lynad 7 jan
      10
    • Gotta admit they had us in the first half
      zxana0 8 jan
      9
    • Damn bro she actually responds to your lame ass and you hit her with the “send fart videos”?
      9
    • Girls living on easy mode
      SansLee 7 jan
      9 1
    • The man's got his needs and he's willing to pay for it
      Bacterian 7 jan
      9
    • Urbans cool and all but some of their clothes can make you look homeless for like $150
      fuccubus 7 jan
      9
    • Girls really have it easy out here
      lionmaker4 7 jan
      9
    • This is a gassy girls unexpected dream
      GoreLord 7 jan
      9 1
    • Moral of the story, fart fetish niggas are rich as fuck
      8
    • They really had us in the first half
      AdmPit 8 jan
      8
    • Okay, what the actual fuck did I just read.
      ItzDxrk 8 jan
      8
    • I question his motives but I admire his resolve
      LeftNipple 7 jan
      9
    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
      LoliSpit 7 jan
      8
    • That went from 9 to 100 right at the end
      Keeeet 7 jan
      8
    • I thought i knew where this was going but.... but then everthing changed when the fire nation attacked
      8 1
    • Give me his name I’ll fucking do it
      beargunn 7 jan
      8 1
    • I mean, he didn’t ask you to expose your body if you you need it, toot toot it up.
      8 2
    • Fart niggas be like
      8
    • I will fart for clothes
      MARIoKart 7 jan
      8
    • ThxLVDxn 7 jan
      8 4
    • Bruh this just seemed like a guy trying really hard to win a girl over and then I read the ending
      8
    • lordbuttts 7 jan
      8
    • It wasn’t that crazy until the last part
      8
    • Now you had the girl at the first half. You had all of it. You were gucci. Then you had to say that shit about farting and you lost it all.
      7
    • I’ll be honest, they had us in the first half
      8
    • It’s super weird but free stuff is free stuff
      7
    • You fart and get free stuff and you’re complaining? Friggen women get everything and dont’t even appreciate it.
      8
    • Honestly that’s not so terrible. I would pimp out my farts for free clothes
      kjacksss 7 jan
      8
    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
      7
    • that gave me whiplash
      7
    • And that son is how I met your mother
      Tlong710 7 jan
      7
    • That took a turn
      Rudasae 7 jan
      7
    • People with fart and foot fetishes are creeps and deserve to be executed, change my mind
      10 11
    • It’s more epic because since she clearly shared it with her friends, every time she wears something new from Urban y’all know her friends are gonna be like “ah, make a trip to Taco Bell for that?” lmao
      Prodigy 7 jan
      7
    • I thought it was gonna be some sort of thing 50 shades rich guy flirting but then it turned into Pajeet found the computer password again
      7 1
    • “I’ll get you brand name clothes and makeup.. Just fart for me,” bet motherfucker, without a doubt
      7
    • This is how you get sold into human trafficking
      getyoslice 7 jan
      7 2
    • "Hey uncle, i promised this girl whatever she wanted from this store as long as i got farting videos, and she held up her side of the deal"
      geewi 11 jan
      6
    • These females living life on easy mode
      yeetacuss 8 jan
      6 2
    • Someone’s got a fart fetish 💨💨
      6
    • She blocks his name out at the top but not at the sides
      VortexPug 8 jan
      6
    • Oh, a man of culture and refined taste
      6
    • Up till the fart bit i thought this was a wholesome thing......
      6
    • My man is about to get evidence of a women farting
      6
    • What are you waiting for start farting!
      6
    • It's so easy to be a woman, just farting you get free shit, and with a divorce you get a paycheck, the kids and half his shit.
      uber_sheep 7 jan
      6 2
    • Why is that a fetish? Like wtf
      6
    • Perfect example of chicks living in recruit difficulty
      6
    • In other news I bet she's never looked better
      6
    • If I was a chick I'd do it
      Fabes 7 jan
      6
    • that's a good deal
      PeterQuill 7 jan
      6
    • I mean.... if all I have to do is fart to get free makeup that’s usually expensive af.... okay.
      6
    • The question is.... did she do it?
      jhoyle 7 jan
      7
    • TF2Sniper 7 jan
      6
    • It was just a typo. He meant farding which is the technical term for putting on facial cosmetics. Lol
      jman345x 7 jan
      6 1
    • Uhhh. Don’t know if I should feel super weirded out or jealous of the fact she’ll get free shit for farting. Like what lol
      6
    • Gotta toot for the boot
      6 1
    • Was kinda weird then that last sentence just fucked me
      6
    • Spoiled people have weird fetishes
      6
    • I mean I’d do it
      6
    • I was readin like what’s so weird about this.. just some dude that has a uncle that works for... ohhh there it is
      6
    • That’s the equivalent of “my uncle works for Nintendo”
      9DedAlive 7 jan
      6
    • It went from slightly odd to fucking weird in a single sentence.
      6
    • This mother fucker wants fart videos? Nastyyyyyy
      6
    • Niggas who think farts are hot are a living L
      Jaeger_R6S 7 jan
      6
    • Spinzone: She sent the videos and he saved them and blocked her so she played it off like this
      5
    • Girls don't fart tho
      DutNut 10 jan
      5 2
    • impossible task. girls don’t have buttholes and that’s a fact
      5 3
    • That got weird real quick lol
      5
    • A single eyeshadow palette from Sephora is like $50 so who tf am I to say no?
      5
    • I mean it’s weird sure, but if he holds up his end then I guess why not?
      5
    • My dude out here trying to prove women do fart.
      Vintasi 7 jan
      5
    • I'd send fart videos all day every day if someone got me free shit lol.
      5 14
    • So did you do it?
      5
    • That’s weird but worth tbh
      5
    • He's probably not even lying
      5
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