• I love little kids that share two
much information...today I told
this kid he had some fresh shoes
and he said thanks my daddy
stole them from the mall" BITCH I
SCREAMED
30/01/2018, 02:47
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    • Oh, you screamed?
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    • Imagine being 9 and accidentally telling a stranger a secret. You look down in shame and look back up at them and they autistically screech and go to their phone to tweet about this incident.
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    • Two is a number.
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    • No. You didn't.
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    • Did you? Did you scream? Is that what happened?
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    • No one screamed and they don't get the difference between two and too
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    • “Nice shoes” “thanks, my daddy stole them from the mall” “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
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    • Love it when posters overexplain stuff like BITCH I SCREAMED
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    • The gay ass “I screamed” part distracted everyone from the fact that this retard spelled too as “two”
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    • "BITCHHH I SCREAMED"
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    • Too*
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    • People still out here gettin confused over to, too, and two. Smh
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    • “Two much”
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    • This story was “two much” for me!
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    • Two bruh how tf you fuck up that badly
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    • Two much
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    • Two much
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    • I normally ignore the “i screamed” comments but this one is just too much
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    • Why is a man named Jordan Wood ending tweets with "I SCREAMED"
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    • Has to be black
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    • It’s not too hard to tell the difference between these two words, the third one is a number and that number is clearly your mental agr
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    • Why is he a basic white bitch?
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    • TwO.
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    • i have no patience to deal with this someone else make them feel bad for posting this on the internet
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    • Oh she screamed? That's pretty cool I guess
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    • "Two" much information? 🤔
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    • The guy in the profile picture does not look like the type of person to say "BITCH I SCREAMED" 🤔
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    • I pinky promise you did not scream
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    • "two much"
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    • WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
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    • 😂😂😂😂I absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂fucking SCREAMED
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    • too*
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    • There have been so many times I’ve been helping my little brother and sister get up stairs or something at a playground and little kids will just walk up and tell you shit without prompt. “Hello!” “Hi buddy” “ my new daddy brought me here” “that’s nice bud”
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    • His dad probably said something like "these were a steal" lmao
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    • Lol blacks people
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    • dont scream youll sound g*y
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    • Imagine as a little kid you tell a stranger your dad stole the shoes you have on from the mall and they just start screaming bloody murder with a completely straight face
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    • You didn't scream, shut up
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    • Two much?
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    • I want a penguin that eats black mold
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    • Me reading this: 👁👄👁
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    • My mother recently told me that when I was little, strangers would say hi to me and I would say something like “hi! My parents are drug addicts so I live with my grandma”
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    • w is on the whole other side of the keyboard bruh
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    • No you didn’t
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    • Too*
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    • I love when people use grammar correctly ! I SCREAM!!
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    • I SCREAMED. shut up
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    • Two much information
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    • I had a kid walk up to me at the park and talk me all about her parents divorce
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    • You like little kids, prepare to be cancelled
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    • *too
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    • you don't know anything till your a lifeguard in 2016 and a group of kids are there for the day talk you though your relationship and what you really deserve preparing you for the easiest breakup of your life and being ready to get back out there knowing what you want
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    • Honestly man that dad stealing shoes for his kid instead of stealing shit for himself is kinda cool. Ik its wrong but if that family is that strapped for cash and hes still putting the kids first it shows hes trying to be a good dad at least
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    • how tf u misuse the word two
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    • BITCH I SCREAMED AHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrrrheheheueueueheh
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    • If you're a guy and you talk like that then you lose your guy privileges
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    • Haha so funny you train your kid to think stealing is something to be proud of so that way they can claim racism when they get arrested instead of understanding that committing a crime results in repercussions
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    • No.... No you didn't.
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    • *too
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    • Were the shoes pink kyries??? Plz answerrr
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    • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IH MY GODD IM CRYINGGGGG🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪BRO IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM SHAKING AND SHITTING ON THE FLOOR LMAOOOOO
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    • My brother in law told his kids that the music i showed them wasn't mine and that I just wanted them to think im cool. I'm competent behind 4 instruments and after my wife gave him shit for it he went from never speaking to me to just leaving when we show up.
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    • ITS *TOO YOU DAFT CUNT
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    • AHHHhhhhHhhhh
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    • That is two funny
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    • I used to work at a day care (infant-6yrs) and this was honestly a regular thing. I asked a girl who did her hair and she told me her dads girlfriend did. Her dad is married with her mom. We had to explain to her mom wtf happened
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    • I can get past people saying “to” instead of “too” but TWO?????
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    • Awesome, teaching them young that it’s okay to be a thief
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    • As a father of two small girls, I can tell you for sure, most of what they say is total garbage. It is insane the things they will say, that are not true.
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    • "Also he stole from the grocery store, my moms wallet and some lady he met on a side street downtown. My daddy takes me everywhere!"
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