• I love how people make fun of me because I've never
smoked weed before and I have no desire to.
Sorry that I don't want to be some low-energy stoner
who's always sleepy and lays on the couch eating food
when meth lasts 10x longer and I actually have
productive days
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    • Now that I think about it, what the fuck is the point of having reaction images?
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    • this is why i hate reaction images. i read the first sentence and i saw the reaction out of the corner of my eye and i already knew it was going to be a meth joke
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    • I have a buddy who did cocaine a while ago (he's clean now) but he said that crackheads actually do dislike stoners because "they're lazy". So believe it or not this is real shit lol
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    • 21 yo. Never smoked cigarettes, never vaped, never smoked weed. If I ever do any of those 3, someone unalive me
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    • Fixed it for y'all
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    • Drugs are against god
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    • Do I smoke weed, no. Do I want everyone else to not smoke week, no.
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    • I know you guys probably don’t care but I get to smoke for the first time with the girl I like in a few days.
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    • Bruh people actually out here smoking dandelions. Smh my head
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    • Pot is kinda like medication. It’s not for everyone. Like how antidepressants can either help depression or make it worse. Weed is great for PTSD and other issues, but if you don’t need it and it only makes you lazy, don’t use it. My veteran grandpa used for 45 years and it really saved him. {1/2}
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    • question. if we legalized all drugs would there really be any noticeable difference in life? people who don’t wanna do drugs wouldn’t do them. people who do, would continue to do them without fear
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    • Maybe I’ll try coke next.
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    • Bruh exactly. I dont need a drug to be lazy
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    • Jimbus 8 jul
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    • Smoking weed got me to run a 3 mile faster than ever before
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    • Kinda why I prefer sativa, i don't become glued to the couch. I can be fully normal.
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    • This is one of the few times where it actually does apply
      Delayio 7 jul
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    • Imagine thinking you have to smoke weed to use it and also thinking it just makes you lazy
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    • I've never smoked weed before, despite a lot of curiosity and opportunities. My friends that do smoke praise me for not smoking, but at some point I do wanna try it because I heard it's supposed to make you feel relaxed (at least) and I'm always stressing about something. What's it like and is it
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    • Fuck meth, all my homies use C O C A I N E
      xXJackXx 7 jul
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    • Like this comment and dm me for ADMIRAL ACKBAR NUUUUUDES!!!!!!!!!!
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    • What the fuck does the reaction image have to do with anything?!
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    • I don’t smoke weed, but I think it should be up to people to decide for themselves if they want to or not.
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    • Meth is one hell of a drug
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    • Legalize all drugs.
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    • Ive met a lot of people who started smoking at 13, did way too much way too often before 25 years old, fried their brain and act like toddlers to any situation that requires them to be able to look beyond their own world view. Weed, alcohol, tobacco are all fine in moderation
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    • Try our new McMeth product today:)
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    • Weed makes me just start cleaning the house, but sure, it makes you lazy..
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    • I at least wanna try it once
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    • Get rid of the bottom image and you would be good
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    • Hell yeah MR.WHITE
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    • Psychopaths can only think of the possible positive consequences of their actions, not the negative ones.
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    • Ok?
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    • Not gonna lie, I've tried weed and meth. I would take meth any day of the week just because of how much energy it gives you.
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    • Mexican voice: Why not both?
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    • Never smoked weed gang?
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    • On ice, you can do so much stuff and get little done.
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    • Wrong reaction imagine. He was correct about stoners being worthless and meth heads being productive.
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    • Mojority of my family smoke weed weekly if not daily and I can say I have never smoked once which I find surprising tbh
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    • Is anyone else kinda annoyed with this specific meme format. Im so used to the set up now that I don’t even sort of chuckle.
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    • Shit bro, to each their own, you a fuctioning meth head, good the fuck on ya, thats impressive, im a fuctioning stoner but again, props on that fuctioning meth head life
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    • Meth heads have days like a firefighters schedule, 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off
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    • As a former meth head, this is true
      Learning_ 10 jul
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    • ita true
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    • A bullet should fix her problems
      blix21 9 jul
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    • Lmao Trevor Philips be like. 😂
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    • I know stoners that aren't always lazy, I know one in particular that works hard at getting better at boxing, does college courses (they're in high school) but they still smoke pot, it doesnt make you inherently lazy
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    • Edibles.
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    • I had a friend that stopped smoking with me because she said "that shit is so nasty and bad for you," and proceeded to become addicted to heroine, coke, and acid. Not much left to be friends with there.
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    • I smoke weed like once a week, it's helped my epilepsy loads and I just like the feeling. It's when it takes over someone's life that it turns bad, just like alcohol, it's fine in moderation.
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    • Had a terrible panic attack while smoking laced weed and every time I smoked regular weed I’d freak out so I have never touched weed since
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    • If you ain’t productive on pot you’re doing it wrong.
      lunited 9 jul
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    • Oh man I do drugs am I cool yet?
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    • weed doesn’t even make me lazy it makes me want to clean shit
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    • Come work 40 hours a week with me in the sun and tell me I'm lazy, just because the people you knew were lazy and unmotivated doesn't mean everyone is
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    • That's me and I don't even smoke weed. I'm just tired ALL of the time.
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    • Pro weed propaganda
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    • 20 yr old here and never done any drugs. Extremely curious about weed though especially since i live with 2 guys who smoke weed all the time. Luckily they're really cool guys and never pressure me into it but will happily give me some if i so desire.
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    • Smoke a strong sativa and you'll be wired all day and productive
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    • Actually funny meme gets posted:. Poster: Now watch me make the funny disappear.
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    • Whoah
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    • Never done any drugs of any kind and I’m 21. People call me a loser but I it just doesn’t interest me to try any of it at all. I also don’t judge people if they do either unless they’re like druggies or alcoholics, yet I’m the one that’s getting called a loser
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    • When I was reading it I missed the word meth and got really confused
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    • I actually get more done when stoned than I do when I'm sober, I mean I'm vibing and eating food while doing my work but makes things more fun
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    • Never smoked it but he knows how long it lasts
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    • Weed makes me gag. Shit smells like straight skunk.
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    • So I've gotten both high and buzzed (separately) before and neither of them do anything for me. I'm still 100% lucid and the only part of me that is actually affected is just my balance really (being buzzed. Getting "high" just made my feet heavy).
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    • I’m allergic to weed
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    • You can smoke weed and not fit that description whatsoever. The problem is you have to use it in moderation and if you dont it doesnt take long to turn into this. You can smoke weed and not be a stoner but it's easy to turn into one in other words. I've never been a lazy stoner tho I'm a creative
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    • “You smoke weed. You’re not a productive enough member of society. I work at an investment firm and make money for other people. I am a productive member.” Suck a dick.
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    • This why people stay close minded sheeple they can never open they’re mind to the fact that it’s really just the person who’s lazy and the drugs make it harder for them to not be lazy,I’m family with many people who smoke and own businesses and provide for large family’s stop the 🧢
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    • Sorry that I don't want to get addicted to a happy drug just to be a cool kid
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    • The first half is right though
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    • Can we stop using this meme? I feel like we’re just over using it now. Let it rest. It’s his time. Let him go to the light.
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    • someone hasn't discovered the concentration high
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    • Fuck it, Adderall during the day, weed at night
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    • When i first bought my house (its a fixer upper) i did think about how facts i would get things done around the house if i just did coke for a while
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    • Imagine thinking smoking weed makes you cool
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    • Let's be real though. If your over 25 and you spend your days stoned to the bone and lazy as shit you have an issue.
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    • drugs is drugs and its bad
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    • Guys no this was literally my moms excuse.
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