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      • Can I have top comment please
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        • You must have amazing drinks all the time
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          • NotLewdy a month
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            • So racist. You mean when he African Americans out...
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                  • It’s even seconder the funny time
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                    • At least he's a responsible drunk
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                      • I work at a mattress company in customer service. One time I got way drunk and fell asleep next to my gf. Apparently she woke me up and asked if she could turn on the AC and I said yeah I can help you buy a mattress and rolled over.
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                        • True or not, I find the even neatness and angling extremely satisfying.
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                          • Lol Iam a bartender Iam so happy to hear Iam not the only one that does this
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                            • A Chinaman, a Jew, and Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says get outta here
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                              • Do bartenders get blackout drunk often cause I feel like you’d have to train yourself to NOT do that in order to work the job
                                NoComprendo a month
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                                • Peggles a month
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                                  • That's because he's a good bartender.
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                                    • That's a very useless instinct to have unless you work at a bar
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                                      • Ok so I live with a prison inmate. Late at night they will often get drunk and sleepwalk into the kitchen and drop the soap. And when I wake up in the morning each day she has burrowed a tunnel through the drywall into the garage. It is such pandemonium!lol
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                                        • Those fever dreams where you still think you’re serving people but really you’re not and you’re half asslep and stressing out slipping in and out of consciousness
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                                          • How do you make 4 gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down
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                                            • I got out of bed once cause i thought i heard the timer for our chicken going off and i was like shit its gonna burn. I then ran into a wall in my bedroom at 4 am yelling about orange chicken. When you work too much it stays with you
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                                              • How do you seat more people in a gay bar? Just turn the stools upside down!
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                                                  • Well they usually are drunk when they close the bar
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                                                    • The struggle is real I've been caught trying to serve customers in my sleep
                                                      Wisemannero a month
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                                                      • Sounds like you're roommate drinks on the job
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                                                        • Wehim a month
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                                                          • But they leave out the bottle? Shitty job closing down imo
                                                            TCushman a month
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                                                            • I wonder what a house of 4 pimps would do
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                                                                  • He cleans everything then passes out? Can’t hate it
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                                                                    • Why do they put stools up like that tho
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                                                                      • A teacher of mine used to do this with the chairs and the desks. Back when they were separate
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                                                                        • CLOSING TIME!
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                                                                          • Been doing it awhile then. When I black out I do all the dishes in the sink.
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                                                                            • Closing Time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning *Andy Bernard walks in* Andy: I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
                                                                              OzzytheMan a month
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                                                                              • Doesn’t that imply that he blacks out in his own bar a lot?
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                                                                                • Dealers shouldn't use their own products.
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                                                                                    • GoombaZoo a month
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                                                                                      • Apparently when I get blackout I just flip things
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                                                                                        • How often does your roommate blackout? Your roommate might have a drinking problem.
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                                                                                          • He gets drunk every night he works there is what that tells me.
                                                                                            bufflehead a month
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                                                                                            • Yo wtf why does this look like my fuckin house
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                                                                                              • Parties at that house just be fuckin lit
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                                                                                                • I just have cook habits. Reaching for gloves that aren't there, yelling loudly when I walk behind people, wiping down tables etc.
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                                                                                                  • Good for him.. I end up fuccin a fat chick
                                                                                                    Gojason a month
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                                                                                                    • I wanna be a bartender tbh
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                                                                                                      • My most basic instinct is to chug any liquid I get
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                                                                                                        • If I get top comment I’ll go out in public and cuss out my grandma
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                                                                                                          • All I want is to be a bar tender so I can kill people over a long amount of time, that way I won’t become a cereal killer
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                                                                                                                EcchiHentai a month
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                                                                                                                • Your friend is an alcoholic
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                                                                                                                  • Your life is going well.
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                                                                                                                    • “The last thing he does his”
                                                                                                                      codyjordan a month
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                                                                                                                      • "Last thing does his"
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                                                                                                                          • At least you have a clean roommate.
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                                                                                                                            • He didn’t even clear the table first he’s just a jackass
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                                                                                                                              • “Honey, why are you putting our stools up?” “shut up janet it’ll be funny on the internet”
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                                                                                                                                • This reminds of that time in Skyrim where you walk into house and there secretly a daedra Lord in there because all the chairs are stack like that
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                                                                                                                                  • I like how I have those exact same stools
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                                                                                                                                    • At least he blackout responsibly. You should always move asife any stools that you could fall into
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                                                                                                                                      • Nathans unite here
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                                                                                                                                        • He’s got a good work ethic
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                                                                                                                                              • Its closing time
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                                                                                                                                                • I do that when cleaning the house
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                                                                                                                                                  • I like how you say basic instincts because when you’re shitfaced thats all thats happening, involuntary actions, breathing, drinking and he’s done it for so long his brain wont let him not
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                                                                                                                                                    • My uncle does the same thing...but he puts it up my stool
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                                                                                                                                                      • To be honest bartending sounds fun
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                                                                                                                                                        • Why so many roommates
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                                                                                                                                                          • Funny, my most basic instinct was to gather all the lighters and knives in the house and run outside
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                                                                                                                                                            • Black out drinking so often? Smh
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                                                                                                                                                              • I’d rather a homeless man pissed in my esophagus than drink Tito’s vodka ever again
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                                                                                                                                                                  • All Nathan's unite on R/Nathan
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                                                                                                                                                                    • LAST CALL!
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                                                                                                                                                                      • What is this retard saying
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Universal sign that “we’re closed”
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Is that a Tito's bottles on the counter?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Guess your 'most basic of instinct' isn't grammar then, huh?
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                                                                                                                                                                              • I put my stools in the toilet. Fight me.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • My mom has those stools
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I do it anyways for my robot vacuums you poor fucks
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Okay so do bartenders drink on the job?
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nah, u haunted
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Fake.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I have those chairs in the back. This has never happened before
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • God bless him
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • No he doesn't
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • The OP must get a ton of free booze
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I thought those balloons was a guy laying on the stools
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • A man of class
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I heard that bars rarely hire men
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